Codex Review RPG Codex Review: Grimoire - The Real Official Review

[Sacred82]

Dorateen based reviewer


wut Kodex, turning into a respectable low-edge magazine?

 

[Feyd Rautha]

I want Cleve to review Grimoire

Grimoire dev thinks his own game is the “greatest roleplaying game of them all”

"After more than 20 years of development, the greatest roleplaying game of them all is finally ready for release!” writes developer Cleveland Mark Blakemore, on Grimoire’s Steam page

I’ll leave you with Blakemore’s latest comments on his own game:

“As the author, I know what people have not discovered yet. They are on the tip of an iceberg and Grimoire runs into deep, deep waters. The density they see now is only a fraction of what they are going to find as they push further into the game. A play of only a few hours will not even break the surface. The familiar area of the original demo, the Avian Mountains, is now only a single drop of rain in a cyclone compared to how much they will discover when they leave this area. Rather than tell people of the Dirge … or of Waterport … or of Bahomet Megalith … or of the Necropolix … or of Black Pierre … or of the Raven Wildes … or a hundred other areas … or of the vast story that awaits them … would only spoil the fun. I prefer to let word of mouth do that for me, the best kind of promotion of them all.”

 

[Sensuki]

Great review!

 

[naossano]

Don't be afraid to be a bit critical next time.

 

[Bocian]

How can you have your pudding if you don't eat your meat?

What's a pudding?

I like pudding.
Pudding my dick where it doesn't belong.

 

[Darth Roxor]

How can you have your pudding if you don't eat your meat?

What's a pudding?

I like pudding.
Pudding my dick where it doesn't belong.

putting your tick?

thats gross

 

[ERYFKRAD]

putting your tick?

When al you have is a putter, everything looks like a golf ball, I guess.

 

[Dorateen]

Was this not informative?

 

[Brozef]

Holy Shit the Review is up!


Based Dwarf. He actually did it.


Gotta get a drink and savor this one

 

[Dorateen]

putting your tick?

When al you have is a putter, everything looks like a golf ball, I guess.

Minigolf Mallet of Doom

Spoiler

 

[Agame]

Waiting for Grimoire V2 review...

 

[ortucis]

I am unhappy with this review.

Please write a new review ASAP!.

 

[Brozef]

That review was excellent


You now have to options:
1. Write the Manual
2. A complete Let's Play of V2

 

[Crispy]

Yet even these do not detract from the overarching classical agency of the game, setting the player loose in the world with little direction, until they search around following their own instinct and volition, for the threads from which the tapestry of Grimoire is weaved.

Bravo.

 

[Feyd Rautha]

So, does Cleve approve of this?

 

[Cleveland Mark Blakemore]

It's the first accurate, balanced review of Grimoire that isn't a GamerGate political hit piece.

 

[Diggfinger]

Excellent,and very informative review Took quite some notes which hopefully will help my 27th next party.

Infinitron , can you hook Dorateen up with a summer internship at Golden Era next year? That way we can finally get the manual written, jeez

 

[Biggus]

Well, it has one more player than it did yesterday, that has to be good.

 

[luj1]

Eh that's completely normal. Just like you'd have 1 Ubermensch among 5222 normies.

 

[Bohr]

But will PC Gamer re-review when v2 comes out or is Andy still too scarred from his last clash with Cleve?

Spoiler

 

[TemplarGR]

The blatant shilling in favour of the developer is obvious. I wonder how much money he spent on bribes. I am about to delete my account in total disgust of the corruption of the Codex.

 

[Strange Fellow]

I am about to delete my account in total disgust of the corruption of the Codex.

oh no

 

[TemplarGR]

oh no

Try not to cry, be strong. You can live without me

 

[Johannes]

oh no

Try not to cry, be strong. You can live without me

y r u still here

 

[Rpguy]

Well, it has one more player than it did yesterday, that has to be good.

That was me, I was just checking the turn rates to see what mondblut complained about.

No one is playing, we are waiting for V2 then you can post some numbers.

According to the "wishlist drive for V2 Grimoire sale price!!" at least 36,743 are interested...