Codex Review RPG Codex Review: Grimoire - The Real Official Review

[MicoSelva]

Thanks, Dorateen!
I would not call this article a review, but I am grateful we now have the Grimoire manual/guide we were craving for so long.

 

[Shadenuat]

I am sure a review of a wiz-like blobber by Dorateen is absolutely 100% objective and true
Don't even need to read it

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I will still read it

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because there is another hotfix for Pathfinder downloading

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ask me about Pathfinder

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I am not sure why you clicked here

man he even writes like a dwarf, or like an ancient treant
feel like I am drowning.

Well it is informative I guess, but nothing that really criticizes it as a blobber, just a very long description of features.
You can only know fun when you play fun I guess

 

[Dorateen]

I would not call this article a review

True, more of a full-throated celebration of reactionary game design. But also a bit of historical analysis of how Grimoire fits in with its illustrious predecessors.

 

[Donk]

Are the sex mods out yet? No? Then I'll stick to my Godd Howard approved Skyrim: GOTY Legendary Limited Director's Collection Edition for the PS Vita's VR

Sex mods are sthooo yesterday.

I would rather delve in the holier than thou storytelling of Biotardation Mass Effect Andromaderp with its deep roleplaying opportunities that allows me to play as a multicoloured asexual furry.

 

[Tigranes]

The hilarious thing is that Grimoire is actually a really good game, which makes the random shitposting look really retarded

As someone who was never a blobber fan, playing Grimoire as one of my first blobbers at v1.0 was still fun enough to make me finally play Wizardry 1 and follow other blobbers new and old with a new appreciation. And that's with that motherfucking buttraping mechanism of an inventory bar.

 

[Lady_Error]

And that's with that motherfucking buttraping mechanism of an inventory bar.

V2 will fix it.

 

[Valky]

V2 is so good it will fix Brenden's alimony.

 

[Lady_Error]

V2 is so good, it will turn the war around. Heil Hitler!

Pictured: the actual speed of V2 arriving.

 

[Lady_Error]

It's strange that it doesn't load for some people. Here is the direct link:

https://i.postimg.cc/xdc4fT3M/Rocket-Parallax.gif

It's some kind of "parallax gif", no idea how that is different from a normal gif. Works for me though.

 

[Diggfinger]

V2 is so good it will fix Brenden's alimony.

Yes...but will it give Steve a kidney?

 

[Sacred82]

V2 is so good it will fix Brenden's alimony.

Yes...but will it give Steve a kidney?

it will inject a kidney of love and Incline right into his decrepit body and make him look like a Greek god

 

[Diggfinger]

OK this is creepy. Even for Cleve's standards.



Btw. was this a hint that Grimoire: Oblivion (3D) is in the works??

 

[Sacred82]

OK this is creepy. Even for Cleve's standards.

r u shitting me, that's always the best thing about his videos. Creepy and awkward to the max

 

[Cleveland Mark Blakemore]

OK this is creepy. Even for Cleve's standards.

r u shitting me, that's always the best thing about his videos. Creepy and awkward to the max

Aspergers and autists are at different far ends of the human spectrum and the number one distinguishing feature of autists is that they have trouble knowing when something is funny. Today's crop of SSRI babies raised in latchkey single parent settings are frightened of everything - even a high pitched baby head. Everything is too much stimulation for them.

 

[Diggfinger]

OK this is creepy. Even for Cleve's standards.

r u shitting me, that's always the best thing about his videos. Creepy and awkward to the max

Aspergers and autists are at different far ends of the human spectrum and the number one distinguishing feature of autists is that they have trouble knowing when something is funny. Today's crop of SSRI babies raised in latchkey single parent settings are frightened of everything - even a high pitched baby head. Everything is too much stimulation for them.

Joking apart, I absolutely love Grimoire (and bought it @Steam upon release!).

As stated (many times) earlier, would be so awesome if you could go on Matt Chat to promote and discuss how you made it.
I can PM over his contact details, let me know.

 

[Jacob]

hoo this gun be gud

If I were the passenger I wouldn't eat the popcorns. Obviously the driver's sweat and dirt and other secretions would mix in.

 

[Abelian]

Wait, so Grimoire's actually been released?! For real? Dammit, I leave the Dex for two years and I miss this momentous occasion... what are the odds of that?
Bought and installed.

 

[Xzylvador]

Where's the review of this year's reviews?

 

[Wunderbar]

Right on time before V2 comes out next Friday. And manual!

Oct 21, 2018

 

[Lady_Error]

Next Friday is not here yet.

Besides, if you think that being a few months late is something, you haven't been around the Grimwah saga long enough.

 

[Dorateen]

With the release of Grimoire Version 2, any criticisms I mentioned in this review have surely been addressed.

Game is now completely flawless.

 

[Darth Roxor]

With the release of Grimoire Version 2, any criticisms I mentioned in this review have surely been addressed.

Game is now completely flawless.

Time to write an errata then.

 

[naossano]

If Grimoire first patch comes up ten years later, it can still be called day one patch.