Vapourware Scam Citizen - Only people with too much money can become StarCitizens! WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?

[Renegen]

The subreddit is particularly good right now, the jokes and groupthink are so bad you can almost smell the desperation building up. I can't wait for the ball to fall.

 

[Ulminati]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Star_citizen/ or https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/ ?

Apparently there's 2 of them. I put 0 ranks into knowledge (reddit)


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"Then he smiles: "We've signed a five-year contract for this office!" (Interview with Frankfurt studio)self.starcitizen

Submitted 59 minutes ago by TyphooniGrand Admiral

Quote from the Frankfurt interview with Brian Chambers. I guess it is settled now, there are no money problems at CIG. Nobody would sign a 5 year contract, if they we're not certain they could pay for it. Pretty much confirms CIG is going for the long run aswell!

Source: https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http://hessenschau.de/kultur/teile-des-videospiels-star-citizen-entstehen-in-frankfurt,neues-entwicklerstudio-in-frankfurt-100.html&edit-text=&act=url

Scam Citizen aiming for a 2020 release then?

 

[FuriousGamer87]

The subreddit is particularly good right now, the jokes and groupthink are so bad you can almost smell the desperation building up. I can't wait for the ball to fall.

Remember to take some juicy snapshots for prosperity and laughter.
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[Renegen]

Remember to take some juicy snapshots for prosperity and laughter.
Sharing is caring.

Found a pretty funny one, a "backer" going by the name of Skullface360. What has he been posting about in the subreddit? Oh the same fucking shit 20 times.

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etc

Seems like a fun balanced dude. His reason for copy pasting like crazy in every thread?

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I have been a part of Chris Robert's project as a backer since 2012, one of the original backers, and I have been loving every minute of this ride. Something changed a few months ago, some crazy fool was loud, even funny in his hatred of CIG. I, like most people, thought nothing of the man. But the yelling across the internet world through forums and twitter got louder and louder and it has started to intrude on my "fun" vibe.

Keep an eye on this guy when the fun vibe changes for good, he might be on suicide watch.

 

[Alienman]

Should be named to Star Cult instead

 

[Astral Rag]

 

[Crispy]

Want to learn to play the game? Only 12.50$ for the Squadron 42 digital manual.

This... can't be true, can it?

 

[Drax]

 

[Ulminati]

This... can't be true, can it?

Digital map of the universe, $6.25: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/pledge/Add-Ons/Game-Universe-Map
Digital manual, $12.50: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/pledge/Add-Ons/Squadron-42-Manual-Digital
Reskin of your single-player hangar, $62.50: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/pledge/Add-Ons/Starting-Hangar-VFG-Industrial-Hangar-Upgrade

 

[Ulminati]

Drax is obviously ing because 12 bucks won't actually get you a manual. It is only to pre-order a manual that may be made at a later date

 

[Drax]

That, and the fact the manual is part of every pledge level I can remember, I don't care if they sell it separately to morons on their website.
I mean, fuck, the 10.000 dorra ship sales are retarded but small stuff like skins are a good way to increase the defense dev budget using the most renewable energy source of all.

 

[Ulminati]

So how much did drax pledge to Scam Citizen?

 

[Crispy]

Okay, hold on a minute. It doesn't sound exactly like it's an actual game manual, more along the lines of almost a fictionalized supplemental (fluffy horse-shit) "manual":

In the grand tradition of Claw Marks, Voices of War, Victory Streak and Star Soldier comes the next great video game manual! The Squadron 42 manual will introduce you to the world of the Bengal-class carrier Steed. Learn about the life and times of your character, meet your wingmen and practice your ship identification. (Digital version)

Note: This is a pre-order and won’t be available until closer to game launch.

Still, p. unbelievable the hubris these guys have selling this kind of thing. Oh well, fools and their money...

 

[Alienman]

"Learn about the life and times of your character.."

Sounds like something that should be in-game even if it is a fluff manual.

 

[Drax]

So how much did drax pledge to Scam Citizen?

About 120 U$D if I remember correctly.

Edit: I have a caterpillar and the starter package. I had the discount of being on the kickstarter pledge.

 

[Keppo]

I found dis photo on 4chan today xD xaxaxxaxa

 

[potatojohn]

This thread just keeps on giving. Like cancer.

 

[Metro]

Is there some reason they need half a dozen offices scattered around the world?

 

[vonAchdorf]

Is there some reason they need half a dozen offices scattered around the world?

Yes, the founders need a crash pad between their first class travels around the world.

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[Chamezero]

 

[Drax]

Bah, weaklings...

My manly will was to follow this through, only faggots desert.

 

[Grotesque]

This game will be completed with the money earned by Roberts following this lawsuit.
It will be glorious! )

written slander posted in negligence = malice which is liable.

 

[Metro]

Bah, weaklings...

My manly will was to follow this through, only faggots desert.

 

[Keppo]

New DEREK SMART blog, he is delivering as always:mrpresident:

http://www.dereksmart.org/2015/10/star-citizen-the-endgame/

 

[Grotesque]

One source is cited saying that is common knowledge that there are just 8 kk USD left.
How stupid can you be to believe such a statement?

http://www.dereksmart.org/2015/10/star-citizen-the-endgame/

Derek is really scared of citizencon if he's firing all engines!

And when it collapses and companies start sifting through the debris in bankruptcy court or auction, my guess is that you can probably pick up that $20K (!) cappuccino machine purchased for the new LA office (the one where all work has stopped due to a dispute with one of the contractors), for less than $5K. No, I’m not kidding. They apparently have a $20K cappuccino machine that backers paid for. Because Chris always wanted one. Go ahead, ask him

this is gold.