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[spekkio]

You have a funny definition of "good".

Streamlined version for audience having problems with reading:

Spoiler

^Good ending at last!



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[Clockwork Knight]

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

Year 2004. Georgia finally has a fast internet connection available for all of their citizens. Certainly nothing bad would ha....

They want to attack every neighbor country. It's time we'll teach them the art of diplomacy.

Typical sight in Tbilisi. Drunks and crooked cops. Degeneracy fills the streets.

Enjoying the view.

Visiting old friend in Langley.

Meanwhile in Congo.

Insert obvious joke.

Georgians are coopearting with China. Finally founded answer for neverending question .

Piece of cake.

At last Kombajn is in my hands.

 

[Comte]

Saw William the conquerer get defeated by King Harald of Norway and thrown in prison. Harald had control of England,Norway and Normandie briefly creating a massive realm.

 

[DramaticPopcorn]

stuff

I thought I've played all SC games (before the decline, anyway), but this one doesn't look familiar, what is this?

 

[zwanzig_zwoelf]

stuff

I thought I've played all SC games (before the decline, anyway), but this one doesn't look familiar, what is this?

Looks like original Splinter Cell.

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

stuff

I thought I've played all SC games (before the decline, anyway), but this one doesn't look familiar, what is this?

You probably played it long time ago , and yes it's the first part of the series.

 

[StaticSpine]

 

[Cyberarmy]

Poor carrots :/

 

[zwanzig_zwoelf]

Was it your idea, felipepepe?

 

[Crooked Bee]

Like you know anything about the sublime art of shopping, bah.

:rance:

 

[zwanzig_zwoelf]

What the fuck is this?

 

[dannyfx1]

 

[Clockwork Knight]

JarlFrank brofists this.

 

[zwanzig_zwoelf]

Uh oh, Danny escaped.
ITZ HAPPENING, PROSPER IS GOING TO BE NEXT

 

[spekkio]

Tomb Raider - Underworld

lesbians inside

Looks like Lara learned some new tricks...

PER check!

Evil mercenaries spotted!

Fortunately, they're too dumb to use sonar or post some lookout dudes. It's time to kick some ass.

Master Snake, give me strength!

Target acquired!

Sticky grenades?

AGI check!

Passed! No QTEs?

Feminism triumphs over a dumb male again!

Goth chick alert! Looks like she found Lara's favorite vibrator!

Shit just got real!

What's with the clothes, bitch...? When suddenly!

Winged lesbo alert! Lara interrogates the succubus - location of Natla's G-spot is the main subject:

Lara, you clueless dummy!

Suddenly, some unfamiliar helicopter steals the jar with Natla inside! WTF?

Give me my winged bitch back!

"Is it the Dex? BRO spekkio, stahp!"

Goth chick alert (again)!

Gimme my little toy back!

After running out of batteries - Thailand. Oh well - let's explore.

Verdict: So far it's Lara Croft playing Jason Statham in Jason Statham movie. Not sure if

 

[sser]

It's like a South American soap opera directed by an Italian.

 

[dehimos]

What the fuck is this?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PoPoLoCrois

 

[dextermorgan]

More like just right, verging on too big.

 

[Darth Roxor]

This shot makes it look like she has super-hairy legs

 

[spekkio]

Boy, don't even start. Clipping is one thing, and it's widespread. But getting stuck in some 3d element (aka geometry / collision detection problems) is another. And it's widespread as well.
At least they got the boobs right. 80/100.



*Edit: Oh, you meant these weird spots on her legs? Guess what - bump mapping is borked as well.

 

[zwanzig_zwoelf]

 

[anus_pounder]

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So, is it any good?

 

[zwanzig_zwoelf]

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So, is it any good?

The campaign is fucking shit.
Not to mention that awful mouse acceleration made it unbearable after 10 minutes or so.

I just started the strategic mode, but didn't really get into it yet.

So, would I 33 dorra for this game? Nope.

 

[Gord]

*Edit: Oh, you meant these weird spots on her legs? Guess what - bump mapping is borked as well.

So not only did she forget to shave, she's got cellulite, too?