Is there manual for this.... thing?
Allright, hang on, I think I found it.
Hocus Pocus IDKFA
Abra Cadaver IDDQD
I tell you these Martian kinky videos are really fake, that imp looks like a man in rubber costume.
These reports contain analyse of recent artefacts delivery, I presume there will be a clue where you should
find the source of this evil
-U....A...C... damn, that's not good
-it's a screensaver, soldier
-oh
I'm p.sure this picture is propaganda material of our domination over ruskies.
Good thing they never come here. At least one good reason to be on Mars.
I don't want this to sounds like you're our only hope, so lemme tell you - there will be a lot of mess to clean, again.
There are people on my home planet, who walk from door to door, teaching the way of a God.
To get this analogy even simpler - you're the ugly and bad. I'm the good guy with a gun. And I will teach you the way of the Hole in the Head.
Now come closer...
Damn, you're ugly. Even more than average enemy in the incoming D00/\/\ 4: moTearN Ripware.
Groovy
I don't know what can change nature of the man, but I'm sure I can change structural nature of this abomination by
shooting it until it die.
This is why I joined to the Marines Corps, to get my hands on toys like these. When it run out of rockets - it can be used as a
bong. Look, the clip is fitting for bottles with weed. Good toy man.
JC A BONG
They said I'm in the computer game.
Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.
I might looks relaxed and dandy but believe me, I'm pissed... when they told me they will replace me -
in the next Mars party - with 95-years old geezer, who get meds so strong he's on constant slo-mo effect.
Not sure if that sounds awesome or feel pity for him, though.
Heard he's old Sarge, that got "forced retirement" from tournaments, since they're no longer trendy.
He told me gibs are not the same as before, even mere rat is filled with bag of ketchup these days.
