Screenshot thread

[Bahamut]

The Pope is retarded.

 

[Suchy]

What's this?

 

[Jasede]

Looks like Fallout 3.

 

[bonescraper]

What's this?

Fallout 3.

 

[RedScum]

A heavily modded Fallout 3 then.

 

[bonescraper]

The graphics in Silent Hunter 5 never fail to blow me away...

Is it finally worth playing?

And if yes, what essential mods would you recommend? Spare me all the graphical/UI/fluff bullshit. Just fixes and improvements please.

 

[Bony]

Is it finally worth playing?

no

 

[bonescraper]

Is it finally worth playing?

no

Insightful as fuck.

 

[Jaesun]

What are you expecting from a shitposter?

 

[Bony]

No one will guess what this is

 

[Ulminati]

Is it finally worth playing?

no

Insightful as fuck.

Modders Have Not Yet Fixed It.

It's still a buggy mess with shitty DRM. Stick to properly modded SH III/IV for nother year at least.

 

[Hellraiser]

Between the XVII and XVIII century the Nubian Republic has been once again invaded by worst Russian and worst Greek. By this time their empires were reduced to small areas around their respective capitals, yet they were still butthurt about the defeats suffered by the hands of the superior Nubian race. Desperately they joined forces to take Nubian clay. However the gallant defenders guided by the god Amun himself wore out the enemy in a war of attrition and after many failed enemy incursions into Nubian territory they went on the counter offensive.

Taking much of the land usurped by worst Russian, they were finally at the doorstep of the Greek pederasts. There was only one thing left to be done...

Remove feta from premises!

The foolish alcoholics of Russia lead by chief drunkard Vladimir Lenin himself have chosen to locate their capital next to that of the sodomites. The mighty Nubian legions of musketeers, fusiliers and of course the Camel Corps led by the President himself crushed the Russians like skull of pig. Moscow was within their grasp and the cannons started firing.

Soon afterwards the messengers have reported back. "Borscht was removed from the premises!" The printed chronicles of Nubia released in the coming months immortalized the accounts of brave Nubian soldiers defending their clay.

This was yet another victory as earlier Nubia has liberated Karelia from the frog eaters of France. The native population lead by Vaarna_Aarne rejoiced that their biggest enemy, worst frog, has been driven away.

It was also the mark of a new age. Scholars embraced rationalism and empiricism, the sciences and education rose in importance as printed works allowed literate men to learn the workings of the creation of the Gods. Some started to claim more openly that the Nubian Gods are no more real than the ones of Greece, France, Britain or Russia. While accusations of heresy were growing other educated men have started taking interest in a most peculiar machine, one using steam to power a simple wheel not unlike the windmills and waterwheels common across the land...

 

[Zewp]

Rise of Nations was love.

 

[circ]

I tried to install Morrowind. But then it has a negro problem. I mean snowflake problem. Apparently something something BLoodmoon expansions mesh shit. Fuck that shit I just want the vanilla I can't do that with the new patch? what is this OH FUCK YOU I'M TIRED.

SO.

O HI.

It doesn't like W7 AERO.

UBUT HERE WE GOO

SET SAIL FOR DICK FULL SPEED AHEAD

I WANT TO SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE

I WAS GOING TO TEST SOME OF THE BODY MODS AND STUFF FROM NEXUS BUT I THINK I'LL JUST SEE HOW LONG UNTIL I REACH FOR DEATH AID.

EDIT:

CLOSE ENOUGH

man I forgot all about this game. I forgot I start in someones vagina. I forgot I get to punch people and crush their fucking bones. And then they get up and tell me to leave them alone. I forgot it's actually funny. Maybe that's unintentional I don't know.

LET'S SHOOT SUPERMUTANTS AT LEVEL ONE HURRY HURRY

 

[Trash]

What's this?

Fallout 3.

Hard Reset?

 

[Multi-headed Cow]

What's this?

Fallout 3.

Hard Reset?

No, really. It's Fallout 3. For seriouslies. I've played a hell of a lot of Fallout 3 and NV and that sir is modded 3.

 

[circ]

YEAH GURRL

READY TO END MALE OPPRESSION

I BRING DEATH TO YOUR PENIS

AND LOVE TO VAGINA 3-

UUH HOW DOES THE HEART EMOTU GO AGAIN? UUUGH UUGHGHGHGHGHG

OH

<3

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

Beautiful game, now for Penumbra series.

 

[MetalCraze]

 

[TripJack]

quest compass icons that tell you where your teamates are?

man, arma is casual as fuck

 

[agentorange]

 

[RK47]

Good way to de-stress.

 

[CreamyBlood]

I'm at the tail end of this mission. I'm supposed to build a 'monument'. I'm quite sure it's not a pyramid, but is it a casino? A big hockey rink? I have no idea. I sometimes wish my minions would clue in their overlord. I thought the scenario was over but starting this massive task killed my production lines and power and all kinds of stuff. It'll probably be another two days of carpal tunnel before I figure out what it is.

 

[Konjad]

quest compass icons that tell you where your teamates are?

man, arma is casual as fuck

Note it also shows mission objective and what other teammates are doing in the HUD. Skyway is too dumb to play on veteran setting, he just faps to the game claiming it's realistic as real life and because of that it's awesome, then he plays it in the pop-a-mole difficulty setting.

 

[CreamyBlood]

Normally I put it on Expert and use a quest compass. Can't expect the rookies he's dealing with to get that working in an alpha though. But let me direct you over here, Koni, before you go off on a tangent:

http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/arma3-came-and-so-have-i.81019/page-13