I wasn't being entirely earnest. I was mostly being an obnoxious asshole, and DU knows that.
Evidence: I'm running fully-updated Xenforo 2.0 myself.
I want updated netcode and security, just without all the bloatware and garbage features, but they won't let me have it. I don't like that.
It's kind of like how we want updated technology and (yes, yes, I know) advanced graphics and animations in games, but with actual good gameplay, challenge, and competent writing, but they won't let us have that, either. And I REALLY don't like that.
You can turn pretty much all the newer XF features off right from the ACP. What's bothering you so much that you can't turn off with a flip of a switch or commenting out a bit of code?
No, I can't, because the users and moderators of my forum want all of the new features.
"So?" you may find yourself wondering. "What do you care what they want?" That's a great question, glad I put it into your mouth. My forum gets at least as much traffic as the Codex, so there's a need for unpaid staff to approve new users, perform janitorial duties, etc. There's a need for users to contribute content.
I myself pretty much do jack shit these days, other than hold the keys and pay the bills. I even have a guy who does the real webmastering.
Therefore, I must allow cancerous features to keep them placated.