"Holy shit someone just beat Volly into speechlessness "
Youa re retarted. he beat nothing but his own meat. His 'arhument' is retarted and is illogical. It is not a deus ex machina. Don't be a moran.
What a
retart retort.
Anyway, regarding the reaper plot:
1. Strategy of using relays as control mechanism and early warning system, regardless of Reapers' motivation I can buy. It seems to make sense - galaxy is big, patrolling it in search of developing intelligent life would take a great effort and given that you can make organics patrol it themselves and alert you by simply leaving key technology laying about it would be wasted effort.
2. Reapers coming in regular intervals and making a huge mess *could* be made to make sense:
2.1. If Reapers were to be autonomous and self-oriented, and if technological progress curve would have the right shape (sigmoidal, with very rapid incline on reaching AI singularity, preventing fast enough detection in this phase, then plateau on reaching maximum possible tech level meaning virtually no singularities would have advantage over each other regardless of head start, Reapers being on said plateau), it might make sense to appear set amount of time after activation of the relays and going exterminatus on all intelligent life using them to avoid being catch off-guard by competing singularity AIs that rapidly ascended to physical godhood, if patrolling the galaxy and going exterminatus on all life-bearing planets were infeasible for reasons like galaxy being too big and life too widespread.
Problems:
- the talk about "hurr durr organics no understand motives divine machines" would make no sense
- harvesting anything would make little to no sense
- human reaper couldn't physically make sense in this circumstances, but then again it couldn't physically make sense in *any* circumstances, being extreme retardation personified
- colour coded cyborg rays would make no sense, but see above
- what would Reapers do outside the galaxy for millennia? Play pong with rogue planets?
Advantages:
+ "durr hurr lowly organics are dirt" would kind of make sense
+ some sort of synergy option *might* make sense in certain circumstances, it would prevent competing singularities from arising (Reapers win), and would prevent exterminatus (organics are happy), thanks to concerted effort by the organics (we assumed Reapers can't all the planets*)
+ probably the hardest option
2.2. If reapers were engineered to be organics-oriented in terms of goals, they might follow sort of derpy "literal golem logics" everyone using a computer for programming should be familiar with (and hate passionately). With sufficiently advanced technology capable of reconstructing them at will destructively scanning sapients and wiping them out might seem like a reasonable and economical solution to the problem of their preservation. Similarly if Reapers arrived at such goal on their own, except replace "literal golem logic" with "fucked up alien logic".
Problems:
- "durr hurr lowly organic trash" would make no sense
- (if engineered) Reaper logic would require great deal of derp and carelessness on part of its engineers
- (if own) Reaper logic would need further explanation - why are organic sapients valuable?
- human derper and rainbow cyborg rays, of course
Advantages:
+ Reapers waiting outside of galaxy would work well here
+ "hurr durr organics no understand motives of the divine machines" would arguably work here
+ harvesting shit would make sense
+ some sort of synergy would either make or not make sense depending on exact Reaper logic
+ catalyst could be made to make sense with extensive alterations
Of course, then there are cyborg rays, human derper (presumably named Arnie), human jelly, new reapers in form of human reapers piloting squid reapers, and all kinds of mindbogglingly retarded shit.
It looks almost as if a retarded kid tried to clumsily copy a decent piece of sci-fi (presumably because it also had a lot of 'sploshuns - as it is the case with, say, Lem's Invincible), while completely missing the point. Almost because I have trouble envisioning a kid that would be this retarded.
Also, Assari and such should kindly GTFO.
Apologies for any inconsistencies or omissions that may have occurred in the above text, I haven't played Ass Defect games myself.
Feel free to copypasta on BSN.
*) Yes, I did it on purpose because I'm fucking assburger who is easily amused by derpy memes.