The Mass Effect 3/BioWare Thread

[Outlander]

So he was sick and tired of the corporate ways of BiowarEA, got depressed and unproductive for 2 full years, the management wanted to know WTF is going on, he gets all butthurt about it and resigns.

So his sometimes rather abysmal suboptimal community management was really a cry for help?

Maybe that's what Bioware's been doing this whole time?

Bunch of emo fags.

 

[Captain Shrek]

[Has Mass Effect made you Xenosexual?] They aren't even trying to hide behind "Emotional Engagement" anymore...

Ever since I've played the game I've realized if Turians magically appeared on Earth I would not have a problem with dating or hooking up with one. Garrus just made them so alluring...

Any of you guys have similar things? Love dem aliens?

Tell me more.

Mass Effect didn't, Star Wars did, many years ago.

I'm always open to possibilities, really. It's about the person, after all.

No, and as much as I love Garrus' romance in ME3 I love it because of the storyline/dialogue/interaction etc...I am SO glad BioWare decided not to show Garrus naked in the romance scenes. I even read "Shepard and Garrus have a baby somehow" fics but if there's sex scenes between the two I skip past.

I'm open to any sufficiently humanoid species.

So you're open to screwing other species.

Stay away from my dog.

Someone has been reading my diary.

Nah...
Omnisexual is the right word, if it has a hole... Go in!

BioWare fans in a nutshell.

I love aliens, especially the four eyed ones.

Well well. Fuck me sideways.

 

[hoverdog]

http://rule34-data-000.paheal.net/_...mShep Javik Mass_effect commander_shepard.png
http://rule34-data-001.paheal.net/_...rus_Vakarian Javik Mass_effect tali_zorah.png
http://rule34-data-000.paheal.net/_...vik Mass_effect commander_shepard shepard.png
http://rule34-data-000.paheal.net/_...X Javik Liara_T'Soni Mass_effect Prothean.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1pv43Fk261rsxijbo1_500.jpg
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/100/a/0/femshep_and_javik_by_celticmoon88-d4uufto.jpg

 

[kingcomrade]

SHAMEFUR DISPRAY made me fucking laugh

 

[Havoc]

 

[Aeschylus]

Yeah pretty much. He's now a volunteer mod at BSN by the name of Ninja Stan, guess ol' Ding Dong can't let that power go.

Or they just can't find anyone else willing to moderate that hellhole.

 

[Sukeban Cho]

http://rule34-data-000.paheal.net/_images/f558bb89bff15e37c42a03a6c56c4099/809295 - FemShep Javik Mass_effect commander_shepard.png
http://rule34-data-001.paheal.net/_images/15582905aa4bc19b182992b3e2a76acc/847722 - Garrus_Vakarian Javik Mass_effect tali_zorah.png
http://rule34-data-000.paheal.net/_images/a5be81d0b6ddd83edf08fb0c94710c2b/836823 - FemShep Javik Mass_effect commander_shepard shepard.png
http://rule34-data-000.paheal.net/_images/5f6ce7b9747fe26e83e578246d18a297/802711 - IYX Javik Liara_T'Soni Mass_effect Prothean.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1pv43Fk261rsxijbo1_500.jpg
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/100/a/0/femshep_and_javik_by_celticmoon88-d4uufto.jpg

It is good to see I can still be made nauseous by that shit.

 

[Malpercio]

Ill just leave this "documentary" here
People trying to make sense of stupidity

What bothers me the most, it's that they are completely blind when it comes to the game other plot holes. (Why don't the Reapers rape the Citadel? etc)

 

[Valestein]

The IT believers are desperate self-deluded fanboys who wish to believe their pulp schlock series isn't written by "writers" who couldn't write their way out of a paper bag if their lives depended on it. Seriously, the whole crucible plot which the whole game is based around is so utterly moronic that it makes the plot devices in paper thin stories like Zelda look like literary masterpieces.

 

[Valestein]

Yeah pretty much. He's now a volunteer mod at BSN by the name of Ninja Stan, guess ol' Ding Dong can't let that power go.

Or they just can't find anyone else willing to moderate that hellhole.

Well, he's acting like he was never fired.

From a thread on EAware laying off people from TORtanic.

 

[Corvinus]

Speaking of disgusting xenophilia, I must say that I really hate your avatar, Malpercio. Yuck. No offense.

 

[Malpercio]

No offense was taken! But why do you hate the delicious Liara trollface?

 

[Menckenstein]

Do Quarians fart?

 

[Havoc]

No offense was taken! But why do you hate the delicious Liara trollface?

I think it's because (at least for me) she's the worst fucking character in the ME series. She was created just for the KAWAII factor. Like that elven chick in DAII.

 

[Corvinus]

No offense was taken! But why do you hate the delicious Liara trollface?

Well......
It is because of those dead, soul-less eyes, the seemingly insatiable maw, and, of course, from exposure to this and the "best ever" threads. The terror.
...If I'm not mistaken, isn't the face taken from some horrid xenoriffic imagery?

EDIT: Other than the image you linked, of course.

 

[Rhalle]

Hi guys. I just finished ME3.

Jaeson is in denial about BW's decline. He will reach the mourning and acceptance stages eventually.

Having been a lurker on BSN ME3 forums recently, I must say I've been pleasantly surprised to see the Biodrone Butthurt so extreme that it's transmogrified into Kodex-like hatred (and rational thinking) in many users.

Ill just leave this "documentary" here
People trying to make sense of stupidity

But, yeah. There's still work to be done.

 

[Oriebam]

Ill just leave this "documentary" here
People trying to make sense of stupidity

someone said something about this guy's analysis' being "RLM meets NPR". what the fuck is a NPR and what kind of sick fuck likes to watch people analyze shit?

 

[Gord]

He (the Bookends of... guy) does a nice job of pointing out the fucking huge number of stupid shit and bad writing in the series.
Somehow it amused me and I let it run in the background while doing some other stuff.
Also it made me lose any interest in continuing with the ME series (I've only played 1st).

Although it would have worked just as well to do that in a fraction of the time, I guess.

 

[Machine]

ITT

 

[Rhalle]

someone said something about this guy's analysis' being "RLM meets NPR". what the fuck is a NPR and what kind of sick fuck likes to watch people analyze shit?

www.npr.org

www.redlettermedia.com

Although it would have worked just as well to do that in a fraction of the time, I guess.

Yeah. There was no need for it to be three hours long.

 

[HanoverF]

I like how people use shitty recycled graphics to bolster the indoctrination theory. And also the reapers played ME2 so they know the color coding for the paragon/renegade options.

 

[Ulminati]

Jaeson is in denial about BW's decline. He will reach the mourning and acceptance stages eventually.

To be fair, Bioware DID market their last 3-4 games almost exclusively at gays and furfags. Can't blame the target demographic for liking the merch.

 

[Angthoron]

I like how people use shitty recycled graphics to bolster the indoctrination theory. And also the reapers played ME2 so they know the color coding for the paragon/renegade options.

They're universal, just like humanoid body structure and English.

 

[RRRrrr]

How could anyone watch, let alone create a 1 hour "documentary" for this shitty game?!

 

[Angthoron]

How could anyone watch, let alone create a 1 hour "documentary" for this shitty game?!

"Special" audiences of BioWare have "special" needs.