The Mass Effect 3/BioWare Thread

[Tytus]

Probably was in this thread already but I'm too fat and lazy to go though it.　

Either way...　

Hit locations in ME.　
Destructible environments.　
Better physics.　
Sniper Rifle that didn't handle like you have Parkinson.　
Actual squad command in pause phase.　
Story line when at least some people on the Citadel are aware of the Roopers and the whole galaxy isn't retarded dismissing the claim. "Ah, yes Leapers."　

What the fuck happened, Bioware? ME1 was mainly being produced before EA bought them, so I can't even pin this on them.　



The game I would really want to see though is ME as turn-based tactical squad game much like x-com. And you can even still have touring around the ship between missions to put fucking some STD infested aliens for the biodrones.

 

[Frusciante]

Probably was in this thread already but I'm too fat and lazy to go though it.　

Either way...　

Hit locations in ME.　
Destructible environments.　
Better physics.　
Sniper Rifle that didn't handle like you have Parkinson.　
Actual squad command in pause phase.　
Story line when at least some people on the Citadel are aware of the Roopers and the whole galaxy isn't retarded dismissing the claim. "Ah, yes Leapers."　

What the fuck happened, Bioware? ME1 was mainly being produced before EA bought them, so I can't even pin this on them.　



The game I would really want to see though is ME as turn-based tactical squad game much like x-com. And you can even still have touring around the ship between missions to put fucking some STD infested aliens for the biodrones.

Video removed, what is it?

 

[Tytus]

Fixed the link, with a new one. Same content.

 

[Angthoron]

"Fresh but recognizeable"

Maybe he tried to say "Flesh butt recognizeable" in a concealed Stanry Roo accent, hinting at much romancefulness.

 

[Tytus]

"Fresh but recognizeable"

ME4:

 

[Chaotic_Heretic]

He meant:
A fresh but recognizable turd.

 

[Space Satan]

It seems biotards just pushed retardation on a a brand new level

"Tomorrow my daughter is scheduled to be born," wrote a soon-to-be-dad named Adam last night. "Since day 1 her first name was always going to be Tali'Zorah. ... My wife fell in love with the name during our first playthrough of [Mass Effect] many years ago."
"Confused friends and relatives are told 'we wanted a nice Quarian name,'" Adam added, "just because it's funny to see the confusion become worse."

 

[Xor]

No worse than the retards who actually named their kid dovahkiin.

Or this:
http://www.p4rgaming.com/guest-post...eo-game-inspired-name-by-sephiroth-hernandez/

 

[Hepler's Vagina]

....and in 2022 on page 34,121 of this this thread: "8 year old shoots parents before turning gun on herself"

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

....and in 2022 on page 34,121 of this this thread: "8 year old shoots parents before turning gun on herself"

Don't be ridiculous, even with 8 years this thread will never reach page 10000.

 

[Whiner]

Best of Bioware fanbase in one picture:

Spoiler

 

[Xor]

That sums it up pretty accurately.

 

[Valestein]

Lol @"Anders made my husband gay"

Wtf?

 

[tuluse]

"The Illusive Man has the right idea" sounds like he'd fit right in with the WCDS.

 

[Commissar Draco]

"The Illusive Man has the right idea" sounds like he'd fit right in with the WCDS.

Too bad he turns to be controlled by Joos Reapers in third part as rest of them politicians. We can't have pro Human faction led by Straight White Capitalist Man not being turned full Evul Stupid in game about enrichment coming or maybe cumming from banging space lesbians and scallies; would be too subtle for Biowhore Team Social Justice.

 

[Caim]

"Drellickers Anonymous"

Oh you, Bioware fans. Never change~

 

[Sunsetspawn]

Probably was in this thread already but I'm too fat and lazy to go though it.　

Either way...　

Hit locations in ME.　
Destructible environments.　
Better physics.　
Sniper Rifle that didn't handle like you have Parkinson.　
Actual squad command in pause phase.　
Story line when at least some people on the Citadel are aware of the Roopers and the whole galaxy isn't retarded dismissing the claim. "Ah, yes Leapers."　

What the fuck happened, Bioware? ME1 was mainly being produced before EA bought them, so I can't even pin this on them.

No, but you damn sure can pin the derp of 2 and 3 on them. Come on now, you know what happened. The 360 wasn't quite capable of pulling that off, or perhaps Bioware themselves weren't, or both, so they scaled back a bit. Had Bioware even made a shooter before that? And I do remember there being a few destructible elements of the environment on Therum, but it seemed like an afterthought. Anyway I think what they ended up doing in Mass Effect was the better of two possibilities, as the alternative is what we got in 2 and 3 in which small, tight corridors with grafical immushun were prioritized over any sense of open environments.

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

"Dragon Age II - dismemberment, decapitations, fellatio"

They should put it on the cover

 

[Lagole Gon]

"Dragon Age II - dismemberment, decapitations, fellatio"

They should put it on the cover

You can win elections in France with a slogan like that.

 

[Caim]

"Dragon Age II - dismemberment, decapitations, fellatio"

They should put it on the cover

You can win elections in France with a slogan like that.

Nah, needs more about protecting the proletariat's right to go on strike and retire at age 55.

 

[Angthoron]

Best of Bioware fanbase in one picture:

Spoiler

This thread never fails to entertain.

 

[DraQ]

It seems biotards just pushed retardation on a a brand new level

Good, good. Let the ranks of future codexers grow.

 

[DragoFireheart]

"The Illusive Man has the right idea" sounds like he'd fit right in with the WCDS.

Too bad he turns to be controlled by Joos Reapers in third part as rest of them politicians. We can't have pro Human faction led by Straight White Capitalist Man not being turned full Evul Stupid in game about enrichment coming or maybe cumming from banging space lesbians and scallies; would be too subtle for Biowhore Team Social Justice.

Straight White Capitalist male being evil is ok, but I prefer Bob Page evil.

Evil is usually cooler than derpified heroes anyways.

 

[Outlander]

And more practical, too.

 

[Angthoron]

And more practical, too.

Unless it's BioWare evil.