The Witcher 3 Pre-Expansion Thread

[WhiskeyWolf]

They should make all enemies teleport behind you if they can't reach you for 3 seconds. Would shut some dumbfucks up.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

They should make all enemies teleport behind you if they can't reach you for 3 seconds. Would shut some dumbfucks up.

Funny, modded two worlds 2 had this.

 

[Perkel]

http://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Płoć
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_roach
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotauge

As to why it's named after a fish? IDK, book readers probably do.

No reason. He always call his horse a Roach. He didn't give a shit about horse and if a horse is shitty complains he will sell it to farmers for ploughin

I'm not sure how this may be related but 'Płotka' in polish also carries the connotation of 'insignificant'.

Also this. Like i said he doesn't give a shit about his horses.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

They should make all enemies teleport behind you if they can't reach you for 3 seconds. Would shut some dumbfucks up.

Funny, modded two worlds 2 had this.

You can't be serious...

 

[ERYFKRAD]

They should make all enemies teleport behind you if they can't reach you for 3 seconds. Would shut some dumbfucks up.

Funny, modded two worlds 2 had this.

You can't be serious...

It did. Harass an enemy from a distance and stay somewhere unreachable, about half a minute later they'd teleport-stab you in the back.

 

[Beowulf]

No reason. He always call his horse a Roach. He didn't give a shit about horse and if a horse is shitty complains he will sell it to farmers for ploughin

 

[Doktor Best]

The enemy AI is titty fucking amazing!





Difficulty is set at Blood and Broken Bones. Managed to take the whole fort with my level 4 Geralt XD.

Exploiting an AI bug, how original. Because other games have no AI bug.

Bug? That aint no fucking bug. The AI is literally just that bad. I catch them doing this stupid shit all of the time. But sure lets just make up excuses for shitty programming. Fucking brilliant idea. "AI going full retard you say? Well fuck you buddy, it's all your fault for playing the game wrong!"

You're an idiot.

LOLZ GOTHIC ALSO HAD THOSE KINDA AI BUGS! WORST GAME EVURR!!!!!

dont you realize what a fucktard you are for demanding a completely fluid and flawless AI system in your action rpgs when it has exactly been achieved zero times in gaming history?

and yes ofcourse, AI is fucking up occasionally, but i would call that "all the time" remark of yours a blatand exaggeration.

 

[Magellan]

Ah thank you! I was actually planning to read the books bit didnt know with which to begin - should have done that beforehand.

I just started reading "The Last Wish" last week and it's pretty enjoyable so far.

 

[cepheiden]

LOLZ GOTHIC ALSO HAD THOSE KINDA AI BUGS! WORST GAME EVURR!!!!!

dont you realize what a fucktard you are for demanding a completely fluid and flawless AI system in your action rpgs when it has exactly been achieved zero times in gaming history?

and yes ofcourse, AI is fucking up occasionally, but i would call that "all the time" remark of yours a blatand exaggeration.

Except that Gothic only had a fraction of the development cost and never presented AI getting stuck on thin air. Not even once.
Seriously there is no excuse for those AIs in the video to not reach the player, other than just shitty design.

 

[Surf Solar]

Okay so far I am really digging it. The atmosphere is so good, landscapes look believable, characters aren't derpy.

I actually quite like the combat, feels good with a controller.

Only thing I dont like is the controls of Geralt in small enclosed spaces, it just... doesnt feel right? And the radius for context sensitive stuff (picking up items) is way too small.

 

[bonescraper]

I don't get why big-budget AAA companies even bother to localize to Japan. The copies sold are so low it seems like it must barely recoup the costs of translation.

70,000 copies in first week isn't a bad result, especially for a non-jap game.

Is there any reason the quite awkward already name 'Roach' of the horse is translated into 'Plötze'? It sounds like something hiver would love to put into his vocabulary amidst the shit slurping. I hope there isn't more of this, as I quite enjoy the german voice for Geralt.

It's also a name for a fish.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_roach

That's how Geralt names all his horses in the books.

 

[J_C]

That's it, this game is shit. Geralt has no dick!!!!

In The Witcher 3, Geralt is one swinging dude. He must have some libido! Seems he doesn’t have much of a weenie—or, for that matter, any whatsoever.

Note: Some readers might find this content objectionable.

Website PC Games.de (via tipster James) installed a free-camera mod that allows players to explore the in-game world and the world of Geralt’s crotch. (Previously, we saw how this mod showed that NPCs get freaky when you’re not looking).

It’s not surprising that this character model is penis-free. Video game dicks are hard!

But, in case you were wondering what Geralt’s nether regions looked like, here ya go:

1

23

4

Goodness.

 

[VentilatorOfDoom]

This is why Witchers are infertile. It is known.

 

[Gerrard]

Mods will fix it, I'm sure.

 

[Heresiarch]

FUCKING BUG MAKES ME NOT GETTING ANY EXPERIENCE FROM QUESTS. FUCK FUCK FFFFUUUUUCK

Now I am stuck with a whole fucking weekend without Witcher 3. What kind of blasphemy is this!? What am I supposed to play? Finish Pillars of Eternity?!? Play Cities Skylines?!?!? I WANT WITCHER 3, NOT SHITTY POE!!!!

 

[cvv]

http://forums.cdprojektred.com/threads/42937-Addressing-the-no-XP-Glitch?p=1718761#post1718761

We would like to let everyone know that we are aware of the XP glitch players are reporting and we are working to have it fixed as soon as possible across all platforms (Monday for PC & patch 1.04 on consoles in the following days).

At the same time we want to shed some light on the issue. First of all, it doesn't impact the game balance in any significant way. Also, you will be able to finish the game with your character achieving a level within the threshold we had in mind when we designed the game.

We hope this clears things up a bit. Again, rest assured, we won’t stop working on improving the game and there are more patches coming in the near future.

So apparently it doesn't impact the game balance if you can't level up. Uh-huh.

 

[hivemind]

So the "day 1" patches and stuff fixed all the little annoying things and I can start playing the game now?

 

[Rivmusique]

Read the posts directly above yours man. Game still has a huge flaw: No Geralt cock.

Also some minor thing about not being able to level up.

 

[Talby]

That will be one of the free DLC, the high definition Geralt cock pack.

 

[bonescraper]

This game made me appreciate our (mostly) pre-christian folklore and mythology. I just ordered 3 books on Polish legends, dragons and slavic ghosts and monsters. It's funny how we know more about Norse or Greek mythology, than our own.

If anyone's interested, i may do a write up later on about floklore inspirations for the monsters, quests and easter eggs found in the Witcher games.

 

[made]

So apparently it doesn't impact the game balance if you can't level up. Uh-huh.

Even CDPR knows the character system is just a pointless afterthought to this adventure game. :metro:

 

[Raghar]

FUCKING BUG MAKES ME NOT GETTING ANY EXPERIENCE FROM QUESTS. FUCK FUCK FFFFUUUUUCK

Now I am stuck with a whole fucking weekend without Witcher 3. What kind of blasphemy is this!? What am I supposed to play? Finish Pillars of Eternity?!? Play Cities Skylines?!?!? I WANT WITCHER 3, NOT SHITTY POE!!!!

I play Tales of Xillia.

 

[Heresiarch]

http://forums.cdprojektred.com/threads/42937-Addressing-the-no-XP-Glitch?p=1718761#post1718761

We would like to let everyone know that we are aware of the XP glitch players are reporting and we are working to have it fixed as soon as possible across all platforms (Monday for PC & patch 1.04 on consoles in the following days).

At the same time we want to shed some light on the issue. First of all, it doesn't impact the game balance in any significant way. Also, you will be able to finish the game with your character achieving a level within the threshold we had in mind when we designed the game.

We hope this clears things up a bit. Again, rest assured, we won’t stop working on improving the game and there are more patches coming in the near future.

So apparently it doesn't impact the game balance if you can't level up. Uh-huh.

I think he made a point though (lol I actually made a response in that thread). Even as I am missing XP left and right, I am still ridiculously overleveled for the main quests.

So I guess IF I do get all those missing XP back, I would instantly become overleveled so that the main quest become gray, and thus won't be able to provide XP to me anyways.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

This game made me appreciate our (mostly) pre-christian folklore and mythology. I just ordered 3 books on Polish legends, dragons and slavic ghosts and monsters. It's funny how we know more about Norse or Greek mythology, than our own.

If anyone's interested, i may do a write up later on about floklore inspirations for the monsters, quests and easter eggs found in the Witcher games.

This'd be cool, thanks.

 

[cvv]

I think he made a point though (lol I actually made a response in that thread). Even as I am missing XP left and right, I am still ridiculously overleveled for the main quests.

It's probably because you're still turning in quests you had accepted before patch 1.04. These still give you the full XP.

But now anything new I turn in comes with zilch-zero-nada XP. I've a bunch of contracts and quests in my journal I had accepted a week ago but they're all 10 levels above me and obviously I can't even make a dent in those monsters and mobs.