The Witcher 3 Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[ZagorTeNej]

Well, they didn't. Sapkowski did.

 

[Alienman]

Very romantic. I'm jealous

 

[Ninjerk]

burn it up with friction

 

[Jools]

Hey potato-speakers, what does it say? Can I assume the top bit is a "fuck the system"?

Guessing here, "Geralt's early rebel phase"?

 

[Got bored and left]

Pretty much. The bottom bit says "Geralt's going through his rebel phase". As for the top, since "chędożyć" is an old-timey word, I'd go for "Fornicate the system"

 

[Storyfag]

Pretty much. The bottom bit says "Geralt's going through his rebel phase". As for the top, since "chędożyć" is an old-timey word, I'd go for "Fornicate the system"

Bitch, please. "Plough the system."

 

[Got bored and left]

Bitch, please. "Plough the system."

Heh, true. Speaking of ploughing, it would be hilarious (and totally fitting the game) to have sex-related stuff subject to levelling up, with talent trees and all that shit. Better get to work on dem DLCs, CDPR.

 

[Echo Mirage]

I think Geralt already tagged Kama Sutra Master in perks.

 

[Gerrard]

Witcher has heart, it has soul, if it sang Blues you'd wanna listen.

>characters not casting shadows from the light :skyway:

 

[racofer]

It's magical light, so perhaps the laws of physics don't apply.

 

[abnaxus]

 

[Metro]

Sapkowski is the male Polish Jackie Collins. Makes Tracy Hickman look like Hemmingway.

 

[WhiteGuts]

The unicorn thing is an in-joke from the books, it's not meant to be taken seriously.

 

[Sykar]

I think Geralt already tagged Kama Sutra Master in perks.

He got that from Witcher's milk.

 

[Ulminati]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/140719-Witcher-3-Fraudulent-Codes-Green-Man-Gaming

"Please don't resell our codes. The money won't guy to us reselling other peoples games."

Haven't GMG been 100% legit in the past? I don't think I've ever heard about GMG codes that didn't work. Sounds like potato butthurt.

 

[made]

Grats Escapist and Ulminati on last week's news.

 

[Ulminati]

Sry made. I can't be assed to check the potatothread on a daily basis.

 

[made]

I can't be assed to check the potatothread on a daily basis.

Ban Ulminati.

 

[MicoSelva]

LoL, I did not realise there was a major leak of game's design documents last year, including spoilers from some endings.

Warning: kotaku

 

[WhiteGuts]

Congrats on last year's news

 

[made]

If you want to post some actual news, the preload on GOG just started.

 

[Metro]

I can't be assed to check the potatothread on a daily basis.

Ban Ulminati.

Ban yourself you Witcher drone.

 

[made]

Sorry can't hear you over the sound of how AWESOME THE WITCHER IS.

 

[Jools]

Pretty much. The bottom bit says "Geralt's going through his rebel phase". As for the top, since "chędożyć" is an old-timey word, I'd go for "Fornicate the system"

Bitch, please. "Plough the system."

Does the system have a poon and bubs? Because, you know, I totally would...

 

[Makabb]