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TES only got massive, unexpected, intestine rupturing cock in Oblivion.
Morrowind was a fluke
TES only got massive, unexpected, intestine rupturing cock in Oblivion.
Anything that was purchased by EA. Bethesda turned Fallout into Oblivion with guns, but Fallout isn't as dear to me as to most Codexers. New Vegas was pretty good and that was made when the IP was already owned by Bethesda, so it's not all bad. Personally I'm more butthurt about how they raped Elder Scrolls - Morrowind is one of my all-time favorites and Oblivion destroyed everything I loved about it. But at least the rapey sequels are still single player RPGs with a high level of moddability, so modders keep fixing it.
Compared to what EA does with literally every IP they get their slimy hands on, Bethesda's treatment of Fallout and their own Elder Scrolls series is mild.
EA bought out tons of studios, both oldschool and newschool. Every RPG fan has something to be butthurt about when it comes to EA, from oldschool Ultima fans to newschool Bioware fans. Same with strategy game fans, simulation fans, etc etc. There's not a single beloved genre that hasn't been molested by EA's flaccid cock. The list of studios that were acquired and subsequently dismantled by EA is huge. Origin, Westwood, Bullfrog, Maxis, Bioware, Virgin Interactive, Phenomic, Mythic, DICE, Pandemic.
Series that got slowly diluted and destroyed by EA: Command & Conquer, Dungeon Keeper, the entire "Sim" franchise (Sim City, The Sims, Sim [insert countless others]), Ultima, Dragon Age, Mass Effect, the entire fucking line of Star Wars video games, Wing Commander, Need for Speed, Syndicate, Medal of Honor. And I'm probably forgetting some.
I didn't even mention IPs they own and haven't made a game in for over a decade, they just sit in their vault never to be revived again (and if they do, you can be 100% sure it will be a mobile game driven by microtransactions).
Other studios may turn beloved IPs into casualized console trash, but EA goes one step further. They're the king of microtransactions, shoehorning them even into the most unlikely games. They also turn everything into a fucking mobile game, even Dungeon Keeper and Ultima.
EA's track record is such that if your studio gets acquired by them, you have a maximum of 5 years or so before you are turned into a shovelware-producing shadow of your former self, with your new products bearing no resemblance to the classics that once made your studio popular. The latest example of that is Bioware, which used to be known for RTwP RPGs with decent storytelling and character interaction, and has now been reduced to a producer of looter-shooters.
If you like games, chances are EA has raped at least one studio you cared about.
C&C 4 I did play and I tried to like it but it was so terrible and felt more like some cheap mobile game version of an RTS than the type of RTS the series was prior to this. The actual mobile game announcement at E3 was painful to watch. All of this left a much more sour taste in my mouth than the Fallout travesty.
https://af.gog.com/game/baldurs_gate_enhanced_edition?as=1649904300Not a massive fan of BG but that series is the most fucked because you can't even buy the real, original versions anymore.
Baldur's Gate: Enhanced Edition includes the classic Baldur's Gate: The Original Saga.
Baldur's Gate II: Enhanced Edition includes the classic Baldur's Gate 2 Complete
There are some of us who refuse to pay plagiarisers and standover men.The enhanced editions have all been $5 in numerous sales and come with the originals. Also the originals were on GOG for years before the EEs came out, with similar sale prices. People just like to bitch and whine.