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Decline Thiaf Pre-Release Thread

Haba

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That's remind me the release of Fallout:Tactics. Everyone bitching "this is shit", then another Fallout come and people started to say "actually, it's nice game".

You don't deserve that avatar.

And Fallout Tactics is a shitty game. But in the land of retards even an idiot can be the king.
 

Azazel

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I forget about this trainwreck for a month and then have to Marathon 6 pages. Eidos is truly the gift that keeps on giving.
 

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Eidos should take the final step and just call the game Theif, go full 3rd person and release it as an X-Box exlusive.
 

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What infuriates me the most is not that they're raping the cold corspes of the old games, it's that while they're doing it, they're saying how much influence they have on the new game, how the new thing is "still the same at core". Fucking lying to my face. Pissing on my head and telling me its raining.

If they did make it a console exclusive, declared"fuck the old fanbase", at least I'd respect them for honesty.

As it is, I have another point on my "Why nuke Canada" list
 

zwanzig_zwoelf

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If they want to rape the corpse even more, they should create a gay whorehouse named 'Bonerhoard'.
Oh fuck, I gave them another idea. :(
 

Pika-Cthulhu

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If they want to rape the corpse even more, they should create a gay whorehouse named 'Bonerhoard'.
Oh fuck, I gave them another idea. :(

No, too on the nose, what will happen is they will make a mission as a throwback to the old thief where Garrett needs to pay his rent, so he has to whore himself out to the local nobility. The mission will be called Boner Whored
 

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Divinity: Original Sin
I admit, I never played first two Thiefs due to few reasons, but I played the third. From what I've seen many of the issues I had with it are the same people had with it here aswell, but the core gameplay stayed the same atleast in intent and structure.

Can only speak from my experience on the third installment, but so far what I've seen this new version shits all over even on it's principles. I am naive, I hope reality would be better. But I don't believe anymore. :<
 

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It's almost like it was designed from the outset to troll the Codex. After all there has been numerous naysaying and critique and exaggeration about new gen games like DX:HR, Dishonored but let's face it, a lot of the crap being levelled at them was tenuous tripe and raeging just for the KKK's.

First 5Hitman laid the groundwork whereby the most cynical fears were confirmed for the most part, but now with Thi4f, Eiros has refined its trolling to such an extent whereby the most ardent Cryway rant would actually underestimate the travesty that this game is going to be.

Funny that just a few years ago I still respected Eidos as a company that did most things right, at least historically. Now their death can't come fast enough.


"jumping breaks immersion"...Shit, even Laidlow wouldn't utter such things.
 

Pika-Cthulhu

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"jumping breaks immersion"...Shit, even Laidlow wouldn't utter such things.
You know what will break immersion? Not being able to jump over a chest high wall. Or climbing up to a shoulder high window.
'You need a SILVER KEY to jump over a knee-high wall'.

Im imagining a doom wad with a babygate that is about 1 foot high blocking your path, the player must find the key to open the gate to continue the level.
 
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