Decline Thiaf Pre-Release Thread

[Data4]

I mean, what next? A Robin Hood game where Robin of Sherwood runs an impromptu printing press in the forest and distributes leaflets to fight the power of the sheriff?

You shut your whore mouth! Don't be giving these fuckwits any ideas!

 

[zwanzig_zwoelf]

I mean, what next? A Robin Hood game where Robin of Sherwood runs an impromptu printing press in the forest and distributes leaflets to fight the power of the sheriff?

You shut your whore mouth! Don't be giving these fuckwits any ideas!

Hey, what about the Deus Ex game where you have to run on the rooftops and jump down on guards to fight the power of Bobby Page?

 

[Cowboy Moment]

I mean, what next? A Robin Hood game where Robin of Sherwood runs an impromptu printing press in the forest and distributes leaflets to fight the power of the sheriff?

You shut your whore mouth! Don't be giving these fuckwits any ideas!

Hey, what about the Deus Ex game where you have to run on the rooftops and jump down on guards to fight the power of Bobby Page?

Mirror's Edge 2 is in development for next-gen consoles.

 

[zwanzig_zwoelf]

I mean, what next? A Robin Hood game where Robin of Sherwood runs an impromptu printing press in the forest and distributes leaflets to fight the power of the sheriff?

You shut your whore mouth! Don't be giving these fuckwits any ideas!

Hey, what about the Deus Ex game where you have to run on the rooftops and jump down on guards to fight the power of Bobby Page?

Mirror's Edge 2 is in development for next-gen consoles.

That's not a good reason to join the Big Brother's croo.

 

[octavius]

His GASE ??? What a hackjob.

No doubt they hired a guy from Germany to perform translation from Fröggish to English.

Germans need to stop dubbing English TV shows and learn English. It can save lives:

 

[zwanzig_zwoelf]

His GASE ??? What a hackjob.

No doubt they hired a guy from Germany to perform translation from Fröggish to English.

Germans need to stop dubbing English TV shows and learn English. It can save lives:

Denglish sounds too funny to be serious.

 

[Skunkpew]

I know that much of the atmosphere of Thief is about the contrast between shadows and light, but why does it have to turn, full out, into this uninspired teal and orange garbage? This is the most visible proof that it won't be good. There are many other colors to use, and most of them can work better than teal and orange. How the hell can an 'artist' talk about his vision and then present teal and orange with a straight face? Why does Thief need to become this?

 

[Gord]

Germans need to stop dubbing English TV shows and learn English. It can save lives:

Ah yes, zat spot is really great.

Which reminds me of that one:

 

[Unkillable Cat]

I was gonna post that!

 

[octavius]

Germans need to stop dubbing English TV shows and learn English. It can save lives:

Ah yes, zat spot is really great.

Which reminds me of that one:

Another classic. Although I thought the Dutch generally are good in English?

 

[Pika-Cthulhu]

Shoe Repair Shop, because popamole cannot into cobbler words

 

[commie]

When I look at the early 20th century Godfather New York setting...I just...rage taking over...




How can a fuck make something like this? Even Dogma7 would have had the decency to cutpasta the setting from T1/T2 or even T3. Did anyone from the design team even play the originals? Oh, I see they looked at the loading screens of T3 probably playing the XBawks 1 version as it seems that the font is the only thing they took from the games and even then, only from the 'popamole' version.

 

[retardation]

I somebody going to save Thief? Anybody?

 

[Direwolf]

I somebody going to save Thief? Anybody?

Let's hope someone nukes Montreal. It is the only way to be sure.

 

[Name]

Please use stealth, not thermonuclear war.

 

[commie]

Please use stealth, not thermonuclear war.

Stealth gets less XP and is inefficient in this new age.

 

[Morgoth]

New preview: http://www.pcgamer.com/previews/255-thief-feature-a-crime-of-passion/

TL;DR

It's gonna suck ass.

 

[zwanzig_zwoelf]

It seems they wipe their asses with original Thief posters.

 

[J_C]

New preview: http://www.pcgamer.com/previews/255-thief-feature-a-crime-of-passion/

TL;DR

It's gonna suck ass.

I've seen many declined games in the past years, but seriously, this is the most enraging for me. This sounds horrible. And the fuckers dare to say that the game hasn't changed where it matters. It did you idiots.

 

[Gurkog]

I've seen many declined games in the past years, but seriously, this is the most enraging for me. This sounds horrible. And the fuckers dare to say that the game hasn't changed where it matters. It did you idiots.

The only thing that matters to them is the part of the game where you give them money. Nothing changed on that aspect of the game.

 

[skacky]

Here's an article over at IncGamers too: http://www.incgamers.com/2013/08/eidos-montreals-new-thief-wont-even-let-you-jump-when-you-want-to
Gotta love how they're saying it sucks balls.

 

[Behelit]

Jumping is now a context- sensitive action. “Jumping, bouncing up and down, kind of broke the immersion,” says Schmidt. “We didn’t want you to be the master thief and you just tend to fall off stuff all the time.”

Because bunny hopping is more immersion breaking than being unable to scale waist high fences? Just as its more gratifying for the player to be the revered master because it was coded in and not because of his own competence earned by raw experience.

“There is a challenge with the diversity of the audience,” says Schmidt. “Ask someone today to play the original Thief games, and it’s going to be a challenge to really get into its patterns before you start enjoying it. So the way that we address it is we make sure that you have options, and difficulty settings.”

Did you just acknowledge that despite the adversity a new player will experience, he'll have fun when he learns paying attention to details, being patient and taking calculated risks will reap rewards?
I need to visit a therapist because my false memory told me there were difficulty sliders in the original games.

“We won’t be able to make everybody happy,” says Daniel. “That’s just reality. If we make this guy happy, then this guy is going to be pissed off, and vice versa. If all people have to complain about is details like that, then we’re pretty happy, because that means that the core is not broken.”

:youreafag:

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

STOOD THE MASTER BUILDER UPON THE GROUND AND SAW THAT THE GROUND WAS GOOD... AND CLEAN. NO AWESOME BUTTONS MARRED HIS PATH NAY NOT A SHIT REMAKE OR VILE NEWFAG DIDST SPOIL HIS VIEW... LET THY REMAKES BE PURE! LET THY ENGINES BE SOUND... LET THY BIOWHORES BE VANQUISHED! AND ALL THINE KODEX KOOL POINTS BE A BLESSING UNTO THEE!

 

[zwanzig_zwoelf]

Eidos Montreal: Sorry, we are out of money, so we can't pay you to lick our ass, but please, be gentle.
Journos: WUT? NO MONEYZ??? GENTLE? GO SUCK DUCK DICK FAGGOT WE WILL GO TELL THEM THE TRUTH!!
Eidos Montreal: Go, bitches! Our fanbase will eat this game anyway!
(Next year)
Old fanbase: We don't want your shitty game.
New players: This game sucks, I'll go play some Skyrim.
Journos: Thief my ass, even Dishonored is better.
Eidos Montreal: P-p-p-please, buy our game....

 

[Athelas]

Bullshit. They made jumping context-sensitive because making the environments interactive rather than just pretty scenery takes slightly more effort. And why the fuck are they complaining about how bouncing up and down breaks immersion when nobody is forcing them to mash that jump button?