Cricket McBangle
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Paradox Q2 2022 Interim Report: "We learned our lesson. The problem was we announced Bloodlines 2 way too early. We won't be repeating that same mistake ever again."
Translation: "Our historically incompetent management and piss-poor communication channels didn't give us the AAA RPG we were hoping for. We sent in a hack game design consultant to see if we could score a 7 or 8 on IGN but he took the money, shrugged, and advised us to cancel it. Instead, we will Warhammer this shit out and we will also exploit the stupidity of fans who want to make their retarded games with our license which will soon be worthless as a result. Either way, some weirdo diehard World of Darkness fans will defend us as the company who tried to bring back Bloodlines despite the Swedish-British monstrosity it inevitably turns out to be."
Translation: "Our historically incompetent management and piss-poor communication channels didn't give us the AAA RPG we were hoping for. We sent in a hack game design consultant to see if we could score a 7 or 8 on IGN but he took the money, shrugged, and advised us to cancel it. Instead, we will Warhammer this shit out and we will also exploit the stupidity of fans who want to make their retarded games with our license which will soon be worthless as a result. Either way, some weirdo diehard World of Darkness fans will defend us as the company who tried to bring back Bloodlines despite the Swedish-British monstrosity it inevitably turns out to be."