Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Grauken]

hey, based codex bipoc of lgbt color, what you discussing today? oh, i see, romances again.

>*wanders into a thread about the series that started romances in RPGs*
>WOAH THERE'S ROMANCES IN HERE!

Treasures of the Savage Frontier actually is the first game I know that started with romances

Then apologise for being this old

I'm sure you're older than me in dog years

 

[Joggerino]

There is a marketing quiz about BG3 over at GOG:
https://gog-quizzes.app.do/polls/wh...-gate-3-are-you/forms/161818399/show_question

MEH, it says that I'm a cleric!!!

I got the wizard. But I feel like I answered the same question 5 times.

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

No worrise, a certain mod will fix issues with body textures tint.

Is that mod already out? I'd hate to have to make it myself the way I did for Stellaris.

If I do though, I'm probably also modding out the gay, and having bear sex result in player death.

 

[Grauken]

and having bear sex result in player death

going for the realism angle, he

claw damage to guts

 

[Gradenmayer]

There is a marketing quiz about BG3 over at GOG:
https://gog-quizzes.app.do/polls/wh...-gate-3-are-you/forms/161818399/show_question

MEH, it says that I'm a cleric!!!

Lmao I just opened the link and got barbarian

Same, I thought it bugged out

 

[gurugeorge]

There is a marketing quiz about BG3 over at GOG:
https://gog-quizzes.app.do/polls/wh...-gate-3-are-you/forms/161818399/show_question

MEH, it says that I'm a cleric!!!

Lmao I just opened the link and got barbarian

Same, I thought it bugged out

Same.

 

[AwesomeButton]

It's not a normal tadpole. The fact that you get special powers at all instead of just getting sick and having your jaw fall off and get replaced by tentacles should tell you that much.

Oh boy, Larian have "innovated" the "Doubly-Chosen One". Not only is CHARNAME infected with a tadpole, but his/her tadpole is a "special tadpole"

 

[Fedora Master]

It's not a normal tadpole. The fact that you get special powers at all instead of just getting sick and having your jaw fall off and get replaced by tentacles should tell you that much.

Oh boy, Larian have "innovated" the "Doubly-Chosen One". Not only is CHARNAME infected with a tadpole, but his/her tadpole is a "special tadpole"

Goes perfectly with my Chaotic Good Drow Paladin/Druid

 

[Reinhardt]

It's not a normal tadpole. The fact that you get special powers at all instead of just getting sick and having your jaw fall off and get replaced by tentacles should tell you that much.

Oh boy, Larian have "innovated" the "Doubly-Chosen One". Not only is CHARNAME infected with a tadpole, but his/her tadpole is a "special tadpole"

i wouldn't call being infected by brain eating thingy "chosen one"

 

[Swen]

It's not a normal tadpole. The fact that you get special powers at all instead of just getting sick and having your jaw fall off and get replaced by tentacles should tell you that much.

Oh boy, Larian have "innovated" the "Doubly-Chosen One". Not only is CHARNAME infected with a tadpole, but his/her tadpole is a "special tadpole"

Whatever Larian does is now official d&d canon.

 

[AwesomeButton]

No worrise, a certain mod will fix issues with body textures tint.

Is that mod already out? I'd hate to have to make it myself the way I did for Stellaris.

If I do though, I'm probably also modding out the gay, and having bear sex result in player death.

I think I'll just call it "Race features respec" or "Race features transmog" mod.

Completely innocent - if you prefer an NPC to stay the same race but look like a different one.

We already have such mods for other NPC properties, so what's the difference.

 

[Gradenmayer]

No worrise, a certain mod will fix issues with body textures tint.

Is that mod already out? I'd hate to have to make it myself the way I did for Stellaris.

If I do though, I'm probably also modding out the gay, and having bear sex result in player death.

I think I'll just call it "Race features respec" or "Race features transmog" mod.

Completely innocent - if you prefer an NPC to stay the same race but look like a different one.

We already have such mods for other NPC properties, so what's the difference.

I’d call it “safe-space mod”. Apparently a lot of people here really need those.

 

[Grauken]

No worrise, a certain mod will fix issues with body textures tint.

Is that mod already out? I'd hate to have to make it myself the way I did for Stellaris.

If I do though, I'm probably also modding out the gay, and having bear sex result in player death.

I think I'll just call it "Race features respec" or "Race features transmog" mod.

Completely innocent - if you prefer an NPC to stay the same race but look like a different one.

We already have such mods for other NPC properties, so what's the difference.

I’d call it “safe-space mod”. Apparently a lot of people here really need those.

 

[Nerevar]

I need a mod that adds leather trench coats and assault rifles for my dark urge playthrough.

 

[Kem0sabe]

Wonder what character Geralt voice actor will play, has to be someone important and kept as a secret so far.

 

[AwesomeButton]

I’d call it “safe-space mod”. Apparently a lot of people here really need those.

I'm sorry that I find a young black woman pirate tavern owner somewhat out of place in this context.

 

[Herumor]

I need a mod that adds leather trench coats and assault rifles for my dark urge playthrough.

Dark Urge's real identity:

Spoiler

 

[Gradenmayer]

I’d call it “safe-space mod”. Apparently a lot of people here really need those.

I'm sorry that I find a young black woman pirate tavern owner somewhat out of place in this context.

Yet you want to race swap her instead of cutting her out completely?

 

[Fedora Master]

I’d call it “safe-space mod”. Apparently a lot of people here really need those.

I'm sorry that I find a young black woman pirate tavern owner somewhat out of place in this context.

What's the proper context for that?
Oh right, there isn't one.

 

[Grauken]

I’d call it “safe-space mod”. Apparently a lot of people here really need those.

I'm sorry that I find a young black woman pirate tavern owner somewhat out of place in this context.

What's the proper context for that?

A fantasy world full of dragons, gods and magic, oh wait...

 

[Fedora Master]

I’d call it “safe-space mod”. Apparently a lot of people here really need those.

I'm sorry that I find a young black woman pirate tavern owner somewhat out of place in this context.

What's the proper context for that?

A fantasy world full of dragons, gods and magic, oh wait...

 

[Jermu]

well most of pirates nowadays are black so thats not immersion breaking
and female pirate is not unheard of
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zheng_Yi_Sao

 

[Grunker]

this is rivaling females in plate armor debate for retardation

 

[Yosharian]

No worrise, a certain mod will fix issues with body textures tint.

Is that mod already out? I'd hate to have to make it myself the way I did for Stellaris.

If I do though, I'm probably also modding out the gay, and having bear sex result in player death.

I think I'll just call it "Race features respec" or "Race features transmog" mod.

Completely innocent - if you prefer an NPC to stay the same race but look like a different one.

We already have such mods for other NPC properties, so what's the difference.

Eh so you're going to make the mod?

 

[Grauken]

I’d call it “safe-space mod”. Apparently a lot of people here really need those.

I'm sorry that I find a young black woman pirate tavern owner somewhat out of place in this context.

What's the proper context for that?

A fantasy world full of dragons, gods and magic, oh wait...

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terrible analogy

black characters are quite common in the Forgotten Realms, and so are pirates

cars on the other hand are not

do you even know the setting