Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Harthwain]

Resetera tier of moderator. Weak reason to get banned.

It's pretty common. On the CDPR forum a moderator butted in with this:

Alrighty -- time to get the tone back on track. Everyone's opinion is welcome and everyone's opinion is to be respected.

If you're posting to share your views on the game, feel free.

If you're posting to try to point out how someone else is "wrong", please don't.

 

[Desiderius]

The funny thing is this gives actual bullies completely free sway to come in with the voice of authority then everyone follows them off the cliff and you get banned for just pointing out that there’s a cliff there.

Many such cases.

 

[Larianshill]

A forum moderator is the lowest form of life there is. I once saw a mod give out a ban for "comparing moderators to jack-booted thugs".

 

[Fedora Master]

That is why official forums will always suck ass. Those places are concerned with decorum and false appearances, not actual feedback.

Worst of all they breed a special kind of sycophant who will argue against anything other people post, even if its a bug report.

 

[Varnaan]

A forum moderator is the lowest form of life there is. I once saw a mod give out a ban for "comparing moderators to jack-booted thugs".

And they do it for free.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

A forum moderator is the lowest form of life there is. I once saw a mod give out a ban for "comparing moderators to jack-booted thugs".

And they do it for free.

Worth every penny they're paid

 

[ScrotumBroth]

I can't get over that ugly gith chic in BG3. This is a far cry from BG2 chics. Rusty, when she gives you a stiffy, how do you explain it?

There's only one correct answer that will save you from eternal shame.

 

[Grunker]

when did this influx of teenage users who use video games to masturbate to 3d models occur?

 

[rusty_shackleford]

I can't get over that ugly gith chic in BG3. This is a far cry from BG2 chics. Rusty, when she gives you a stiffy, how do you explain it?

There's only one correct answer that will save you from eternal shame.

Shadowheart is my waifu

 

[Lacrymas]

Shadowheart is everyone's waifu.

 

[Fedora Master]

when did this influx of teenage users who use video games to masturbate at 3d models occur?

Blame Skyrim.

 

[underground nymph]

I can't get over that ugly gith chic in BG3. This is a far cry from BG2 chics. Rusty, when she gives you a stiffy, how do you explain it?

There's only one correct answer that will save you from eternal shame.

Take off her armor and check it out. She’s hot.

 

[AwesomeButton]

That is why official forums will always suck ass. Those places are concerned with decorum and false appearances, not actual feedback.

Worst of all they breed a special kind of sycophant who will argue against anything other people post, even if its a bug report.

Imagine that instead of creating an official forum, a AAA company tells its fanbase in a statement - we want constructive feedback that is not moderated or controlled by us, so if you want to partake in the discussion, please join RPGCodex and post in the relevant topic.

The Codex would die in agony in a matter of weeks.

 

[Fedora Master]

That is why official forums will always suck ass. Those places are concerned with decorum and false appearances, not actual feedback.

Worst of all they breed a special kind of sycophant who will argue against anything other people post, even if its a bug report.

Imagine that instead of creating an official forum, a AAA company tells its fanbase in a statement - we want constructive feedback that is not moderated or controlled by us, so if you want to partake in the discussion, please join RPGCodex and post in the relevant topic.

The Codex would die in agony in a matter of weeks.

We already have some of those Larian sycophants here, so...

 

[rusty_shackleford]

haha yeah imagine if they were monitoring this very thread

Spoiler

hi swen

 

[Varnaan]

when did this influx of teenage users who use video games to masturbate at 3d models occur?

Blame Skyrim.

Already existed in ye olden Oblivion times and I'm pretty sure there were some naughty mods for Morrowind.
Not to mention A Dance With Rogues, the pinnacle of video-games smut.
Also the advent of SFM.

This is a far cry from BG2 chics.

Ah yes the traced porn actresses portraits from Google image search are so great.

 

[Lacrymas]

I played a Dance with Rogues for the story.

 

[BarbequeMasta]

I can't get over that ugly gith chic in BG3. This is a far cry from BG2 chics. Rusty, when she gives you a stiffy, how do you explain it?

There's only one correct answer that will save you from eternal shame.

He just closes his eyes and thinks of Swen's old faggy face, which gets him instantly hard.

 

[Sarathiour]

He just closes his eyes and thinks of Swen's old faggy face, which gets him instantly hard.

You won't have to close your eyes :

Spoiler

I refuse to spend more than 5 minutes for this shitpost, if someone have the motivation to do better, feel free to do so

 

[Grotesque]

I can't get over that ugly gith chic in BG3. This is a far cry from BG2 chics. Rusty, when she gives you a stiffy, how do you explain it?

There's only one correct answer that will save you from eternal shame.

is it better now?

because now is more in tune with the lore

 

[ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB]

I can't get over that ugly gith chic in BG3. This is a far cry from BG2 chics. Rusty, when she gives you a stiffy, how do you explain it?

Do you miss impregnating blonde winged elf waifus yet, Codexia?

 

[Infinitron]

Spoiler

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[Nano]

I was 75% sure it's supposed to be a guy before I saw the boobs.

 

[hell bovine]

Nah, Halsin has set the new standard for male elves.

 

[whydoibother]

and they proudly wore it as a badge on Twitter:

There's a saying from the Old World...

What a sane person is ashamed of, a fool is proud of.

There was also something about idiots mocking you, how its actually validating to be in disagreement with such fools.