Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Infinitron]

 

[Swen]

Butler's Gate!

I'm so fcking funny.

 

[Ryzer]

Belgium was a mistake.

 

[Gangrelrumbler]

Belgium was a mistake.

At least Smurfs were good.

 

[turkishronin]

Is there sexy wamen in BG3

 

[FriendlyMerchant]

Let's be serious guys, the collector's edition looks amazing

Look how crumpled pages of that artbook are. Either they spilled water on it and tried to dry it with a hair dryer or it's printed on extremely low quality paper. Honestly all of it looks more like a bunch of random used garbage on some garage sale than a cohesive collector's edition for a video game.

I just noticed that they're selling stickers of anime images made for free from random autists on the internet and are getting stupid goyim to pay money for it when they could produce such stickers at home for a lower cost. Now that's good business.

 

[NecroLord]

Let's be serious guys, the collector's edition looks amazing

Look how crumpled pages of that artbook are. Either they spilled water on it and tried to dry it with a hair dryer or it's printed on extremely low quality paper. Honestly all of it looks more like a bunch of random used garbage on some garage sale than a cohesive collector's edition for a video game.

I just noticed that they're selling stickers of anime images made for free from random autists on the internet and are getting stupid goyim to pay money for it when they could produce such stickers at home for a lower cost. Now that's good business.

Almost gnome-like way of doing business.

 

[IHaveHugeNick]

Everything looks low quality as shit.

 

[EdgyRightWinger]

Just how LGBT is this this going to be? Are we talking Kingmaker level, WOTR level, or full on drag queen story hour level?

 

[Zeriel]

Just how LGBT is this this going to be? Are we talking Kingmaker level, WOTR level, or full on drag queen story hour level?

Studying midget porn to get the awkward 3D cinematics right level degeneracy

 

[RegionalHobo]

do people really think this will fail? the only question is if it'll sell more than dos 2, and i really think it will

 

[DJOGamer PT]

Is there sexy wamen in BG3

is that a question

 

[Modron]

Is there sexy wamen in BG3

is that a question

Is that a question?

 

[Cael]

do people really think this will fail? the only question is if it'll sell more than dos 2, and i really think it will

Just proves there are more tasteless morons in this world than sane people.

 

[Orud]

The BG2 CE was actually Ok - a slightly nicer box and then the main attraction was just digital codes for some unique in game item merchant. No ridiculous statues in sight although a few “collector” cards snuck their way in (it also only cost a fraction more than the regular edition):

Never realized that I actually owned the CE edition of Baldur's Gate II, and not the regular edition. That map hung above my bed for almost a decade.

 

[Volourn]

That is because in the past, CE were about the actual game not other bullshit.

 

[Incognito]

Just how LGBT is this this going to be? Are we talking Kingmaker level, WOTR level, or full on drag queen story hour level?

Yes.

 

[Hace El Oso]

Studying midget porn to get the awkward 3D cinematics right level degeneracy

15-20 years ago that wouldn’t have been such a bad deal.



(The full clip makes you log in, lame)

 

[gurugeorge]

Are we there yet?

 

[just]

Are we there yet?

TWO MORE YEARS

 

[Swen]

Are we there yet?

Cumin out in August bruv

 

[ArchAngel]

Are we there yet?

Cumin out in August bruv

Not sure if this guy survives until August

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Are we there yet?

Cumin out in August bruv

Not sure if this guy survives until August

He will if he keeps drinking.

 

[cvv]

Shit, every game now takes 5+ years to make, and another 2 to fine tune and debug, so you can actually play it.

When I started my gaym career as a wee lad, a great RPG like EoB came out, then a sequel came out the same year and another one the next year.

Guise I'm over 40 now, I don't have that much time left now, it's a few more sequels of my favourite games and I'm gone.

 

[ArchAngel]

Shit, every game now takes 5+ years to make, and another 2 to fine tune and debug, so you can actually play it.

When I started my gaym career as a wee lad, a great RPG like EoB came out, then a sequel came out the same year and another one the next year.

Guise I'm over 40 now, I don't have that much time left now, it's a few more sequels of my favourite games and I'm gone.

You need to find games that are always fun to replay like Path of Exile or Diablo 2 while waiting for new games. Also if you do not think 40 is only half way, you need to start working out and stop eating shit food.
You need to stay health so when you reach 65 you can go all into gaming all day every day until you die.