What happened? I leave the codex for a meager 10 hours and this is what you guys choose to talk about? Some users tried with all their might to talk and argue about the game without mentioning zoophilia, cuckolding and the like. The users below were having none of it.
I believe jackofshadows to be a homosexual who has eyes for Astarion based on these comments. The deflecting!
Yeah Astarion just has some sort of a snobbish attitude, very akin to BG2v Edwin actually, just in a different manner (that's why I find him amusing). But the cotex is so obsessed with the faggotry that such mannerism is auto-rasing a red flag, a big no no for any latent homo who's now obliged to state how disgusting or cringe Astarion is.
By the way, I think it's also yet another case of how boring "playersexual" concept is, it would be better if Astarion was either an actual fag or straight or even kinda asexual similiar to WoD vampires.
Yosharian is usually a part of the list for much worse reasons that this simple question. But I include it because of the answer, which attempts to trick someone into thinking these companions arent obnoxious in their sexuality towards the player character. They are.
Well, do they all hit on you in obnoxious ways?
Shame on you Rhobar for trying to fool someone into getting fucked unexpectedly.
Not really, at least in the case of EA.
Saravan oh Saravan. I had hopes for you. Not anymore. You found it cute that the zoophiliac spelt owlbear as howlbear. And what did that make you think of? Getting your asshole pillaged by a "howlbear".
I have gotten too fucked up by this thread that I expected you to end with “and then something happened that blown my mind, the howlbear decided to fuck both of us”.
Pizzashoes wants to be cucked. Not surprising, all things considered.
If Astarion were this dandy, pompous ass who assaults you and talks down to you while also trying to bone all the women, he'd have an interesting edge to him.
Volrath read through all the talks of getting fucked by a bear, getting cuked and pegged. What does he say to that?
I want to play this fucking game already.
whydoibother is getting the lotion ready for Asterion.
Asterion has a lot more edge to him. From his dialogue in EA, he's a nasty psycho for real, not just a dark and brooding femoid fapbait.
Pizzas Hoes (not pizza shoes, right you sick deviant?) admires Astarion for his "roguish" charm. Astarion has got a lot of people talking beyond his propensity for getting fucked by a bear.
Astarion is the rogue of Baldur's Gate 3 and he will be the popular emblem of roguish charm going forward.
Pizzas Hoes at it again. He likes characters to be gay and zoophiliacs.
and I'm not sure Astarion is even decline yet.
Grunker thinks the companions are interesting. Why is that? It's because they are into Bestiality, pegging, femdom, cucking and more. No, no, I am sure you mean you like their dialogue?
Though I will say, playing the game, the companions seem more interesting than I thought they would be.
Pizzas Hoes is at it again and again today. This time getting a family member involved.
The hype train is rolling. I just convinced my brother to look into buying it.
Kiste is always the most blunt. I find him the most vile. Dear god I pray for any animals under his care.
Let's talk about the important stuff again: the bear sex.
Is this also a "playersexual" thing, i.e. no matter who and what I am, the bear will want to fuck me? Would the bear fuck a tiny Gnome? Or a Half-Orc? Is there anything the bear wouldn't fuck? Does the bear have standards?
I also wonder if Kotaku etc. would have been so positive about the bearfucking if the fuckee was female. I somehow suspect we would have gotten different headlines if that was the case.
Swen wants the girls to get fucked by bears too.
Indeed. Wait untill they realize a female can also get fcked by a bear in BG3...
processdaemon came up with a new term. Bearmance. He thinks zoophilia being normalized is funny.
To balance the power dynamic to the satisfaction of Kotaku et al Larian would need to introduce a Jaheira bearmance for balance
Gradenmayer has high hopes for his characters, regardless of gender, getting fucked by a bear. Bestiality is on his menu when playing BG3.
Halsin, the bear guy, is a confirmed optional companion for your party, so he will probably fuck whatever the main character is.
Barbarian wonders about getting cucked.
It was commented here or elsewhere that she brags about her body count and flirts with other companions in front of the pc.
Nerevar (how could you defile that name???) wants bear loads and wants them bad.
Okay I don't hate BG3 anymore they can do anything BG3 can literally force POZ bear loads on the main character and it is not gonna be as bad as SoD
Kiste is so happy. Why? Because he found fellow zoophiliacs right here on the codex.
Why yes, Awesomebutton hopes to one day be a Veterinarian. His specialty? Bears.
Bears can't be HIV positive afaik.
When Goldschmidt imagines fucking his waifu he also imagines a bear orgy for the rest of his part.
I am so gonna play with Shadowheart. Thank you mister Swen for creating Shadowheart. The rest of npcs can fuck themselves or the bear.
Reinhardt likes upskirt for a whole other reason
plot twist - there is penis under the dress
processdaemon loves thinking about Penis A and Penis B. Post release, I am sure he will tell everyone all about the differences, in detail.
I look forward to seeing how the Penis A playthrough will differ from the Penis B playthrough
