Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[La vie sexuelle]

Well, BG 3 allows threesome with Shadowheart and Halsin, so...

This is obviously cucked, but it reminds me that I keep thinking that there's some kind of weird cuckoldry to replaying a game that lets you play your romantic interest from before and see them bang half the characters in the game.

If it's cucking when your game love have sex with different person, but your character doesn't exist in this world?


I didn't know that cucking is so philosophical.

I also wonder if Kotaku etc. would have been so positive about the bearfucking if the fuckee was female. I somehow suspect we would have gotten different headlines if that was the case.

Indeed. Wait untill they realize a female can also get fcked by a bear in BG3...

The real question is can you let the bear fuck your romantic interest while you are watching?

Well, BG 3 allows threesome with Shadowheart and Halsin, so...

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Marry Baldur? I'm not gay necrophile.

You boomers think the main consumers of Halsin x Astarion will be gays and furries, meanwhile the fujos watching the stream:

"Fujos"? We used to call them "woman after 25 year of life and not enough dicks in vagina".

 

[Fedora Master]

I'm just gonna point out that for every person that's so offended by the bear thing that they don't buy the game (lol) there are gonna be 100 people that only heard about the game because of the bear scene and probably try it out and love it

Every person here will play it. There hasn’t been a RPG since WoTR.

What about Solasta?

Imagine BG3 sex scenes but with Solastas faces.

 

[whydoibother]

goat sex

Sheep innit

Inshallah Inshabhaal.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

goat sex

Sheep innit

Inshallah Inshabhaal.
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Kill Karlach, kill Wyll, bang Mizora!

 

[jaekl]

As a highly regarded investigative journalist, I’ve come to the conclusion that the following factions are being heavily targeted to manipulate the online discourse:

Sex Weirdos – This is a great faction to target because, though in the grand scheme they are not a huge group of people, they possess a cultish loyalty to anything that tickles their specific fancies. Since they were fused to their gaming chairs long ago from sitting in a stinking pool of dehydrated cum, they have plenty of time to infest all the internet locales that normals frequent and feverishly post about how amazing the game is in between milkings.

Sad Lonelies – These folks are just grateful for anything that pulls them away from the pit of despair that they’ve allowed themselves to be dragged into over the years. Just add a dorky / gothy chick with jet black hair and you’ve got them by the balls and the feels both. With their newfound energy, they will be your stalwart defenders on any internet message board. They’ll do anything for their new drug. These guys will be gone when they relapse back into a depressive hell about a month after release.

Sad Lonely Sex Weirdos – RUN! THEY’RE TOO POWERFUL!!

Women – The wildcard group. I’ve never met a woman in my life that would prefer to watch Jon Rambo feed grenades to a base full of Asians over a shitty TV Hallmark movie. Not really a problem, but they are the best complainers we have as a species and game designers seem unable or unwilling to get in front of a group of complaining women. The strategy is to keep them happy by avoiding any “unsafe” varieties of masculinity, thus keeping the reddits and message boards mostly positive.

Thank you for allowing me to post.

 

[Grauken]

I'm just gonna point out that for every person that's so offended by the bear thing that they don't buy the game (lol) there are gonna be 100 people that only heard about the game because of the bear scene and probably try it out and love it

Every person here will play it. There hasn’t been a RPG since WoTR.

What about Solasta?

Imagine BG3 sex scenes but with Solastas faces.

Prosper porn

wait, does Solasta has sex scenes?

 

[whydoibother]

Kill Karlach, kill Wyll, bang Mizora!

Kill everyone, wear their skin as armor, ascend to godhood.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

wear their skin as armor

Wear Shadowheart skin as an armour?

Kinky

 

[Raghar]

Well my worries about BG3 is they are using simplified system called 5E, and from what I found when I tried Solasta, playing 5E is mindlessly dumb. Like where is feeling of improvements? Where is danger? Where is detailed system? Even ToEE L1 summon dog which lasted one round had its purpose... Well funnily enough it was more useful as a distraction to make enemy trip when enemy charged and dog was summoned into his way, and then enemy tried to find the already disappeared dog which might even bite him.

 

[Fedora Master]

I'm just gonna point out that for every person that's so offended by the bear thing that they don't buy the game (lol) there are gonna be 100 people that only heard about the game because of the bear scene and probably try it out and love it

Every person here will play it. There hasn’t been a RPG since WoTR.

What about Solasta?

Imagine BG3 sex scenes but with Solastas faces.

Prosper porn

wait, does Solasta has sex scenes?

Thankfully no. The devs are pozzed too but not that pozzed.

 

[Raghar]

I'm just gonna point out that for every person that's so offended by the bear thing that they don't buy the game (lol) there are gonna be 100 people that only heard about the game because of the bear scene and probably try it out and love it

Every person here will play it. There hasn’t been a RPG since WoTR.

What about Solasta?

Imagine BG3 sex scenes but with Solastas faces.

Prosper porn

wait, does Solasta has sex scenes?

Thankfully no. The devs are pozzed too but not that pozzed.

I wanted to say Solasta developers don't have sufficient sexual experience... Then I remembered how much faster Solasta developers were in comparison to BG3 developers. Oh dear, what are BG3 developers doing in theirs offices?

 

[Volrath]

I'm just gonna point out that for every person that's so offended by the bear thing that they don't buy the game (lol) there are gonna be 100 people that only heard about the game because of the bear scene and probably try it out and love it

Every person here will play it. There hasn’t been a RPG since WoTR.

What about Solasta?

That's really shit so doesn't count.

 

[Nerevar]

Official armour of the dark urge canon player character of BG3.

Made with real BG3 companions.

 

[Tuco Benedicto Pacifico]

That's really shit so doesn't count.

Combat-wise it's actually pretty fucking solid.
In few ways better than BG3, too.

EDIT - The game even comes with ACTUAL flight and wall climbing. Imagine that.

Of course, the other side of the coin is that production value is low tier and that outside of combat it doesn't even attempt to offer much.

 

[whydoibother]

Official armour of the dark urge canon player character of BG3.

Made with real BG3 companions.

I was going to play Astarion as an arcane trickster, but I am talking myself into playing the Urge.
Warlock 2 Sorcerer 3 gives me quickened double eldritch blast + CHA damage modifier, right? And it makes sense for the Bhaalspawn to be a warlock, and I can get the darkness and dark vision from either class, which seems to work in this game.

 

[Artyoan]

Solasta has an excellent mod in Unfinished Business and also custom dungeons/campaigns. Its a lot of value if you use them. Hundreds of hours.

 

[Joggerino]

Today I saw on a stream a female ogre and a male bugbear engaging in rough sex in a shed! They get mad for being interrupted and attack the heroes party.

NSFL

 

[Fedora Master]

Kill Karlach, kill Wyll, bang Mizora!

Kill everyone, wear their skin as armor, ascend to godhood.
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To get away from the bitching: This image made me think of multiple pertinent questions. Aren't Githyanki Outsiders? Outsiders go to their home plane when they die on the Prime Material, so what's the big deal? She'd be fine. In fact, wouldn't that rid her of the larva? If not, what and where is the Githyanki afterlife?

 

[whydoibother]

Kill Karlach, kill Wyll, bang Mizora!

Kill everyone, wear their skin as armor, ascend to godhood.
View attachment 39016

To get away from the bitching: This image made me think of multiple pertinent questions. Aren't Githyanki Outsiders? Outsiders go to their home plane when they die on the Prime Material, so what's the big deal? She'd be fine. In fact, wouldn't that rid her of the larva? If not, what and where is the Githyanki afterlife?

In the Early Access version she keeps talking about a magic githyanki cure for the tadpole, hyping it up, saying it will work for sure, and I am pretty convinced the cure is us getting beheaded by her friends.

 

[Joggerino]

Retards, don't rate me old. I'm sharing my own experience.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Kill Karlach, kill Wyll, bang Mizora!

Kill everyone, wear their skin as armor, ascend to godhood.
View attachment 39016

To get away from the bitching: This image made me think of multiple pertinent questions. Aren't Githyanki Outsiders? Outsiders go to their home plane when they die on the Prime Material, so what's the big deal? She'd be fine. In fact, wouldn't that rid her of the larva? If not, what and where is the Githyanki afterlife?

In the Early Access version she keeps talking about a magic githyanki cure for the tadpole, hyping it up, saying it will work for sure, and I am pretty convinced the cure is us getting beheaded by her friends.

I think Lae'zel storyline will be about her loosing faith in Vlaakith and gith culture generally (and being redeemed by true love, ofc). Or redeeming this faith, depends on what route you like.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Retards, don't rate me old. I'm sharing my own experience.

 

[Fedora Master]

Turns out there's actually zero lore relating to my questions for a race that's been around since, what, 2e?

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Turns out there's actually zero lore relating to my questions for a race that's been around since, what, 2e?

Lae'zel can die, and by hand of other gith. They don't want to remove her larva, at last without cutting our companion head.

 

[Sarathiour]

Fatass nerds turning into puritan amish to trigger da libs xD

Is constantly missing the point a specials skill of yours.

If I ranted about castlevania's netflix vampires swearing like moody teenager completely breaking characters, I'm also going to be annoyed when it happened elsewhere because writer are too stupid to fathom the thought of someone who isn't going to use 21th century lingo.