Baldur's Gate Popular Resistance Front Herald
Issue 1
DOSlim invaders are on defensive at Steam forums. Most of those casuals are shocked at having met such strong opposition. Invader Quadsword expresses his disbelief: "You lot are beyond pathetic. Even in the Doom community there wasn't this much teeth gnashing when the reboot launched." At the time this issue went into publication, 80% of threads on first page of that hub were negative. This is despite constant bombardment and drone attacks by Steam moderators, who lock or delete the most juicy threads.
On Reddit, one moderator of r/baldursgate revealed himself to be collaborator of Larian Occupation Government. u/ThorThunderfist had this to say to justify closing three anti-LOG threads, including "What makes this game Baldur's Gate 3?" by u/Smooth_Complaint: "Posts like this only serve to increase tensions and antagonize each other. This debate has been ongoing since the gameplay reveal and has gone nowhere. At this point, all we can do is wait to see what Larian is doing with the game and offer meaningful feedback to Larian as they iterate on the game." Still, somehow the heavy criticism of PAX interview still available there. A sign of brewing coup against u/ThorThunderfist by other moderators?
Beamdog forums front remains under enemy control, as leftist admin Julius Borisov defends LOG with passion: "I played D:OS and D:OS 2. And during both games, I felt something. Something for the first time since DA:O. Something that in spirit resembled BG 2. Imagine my surprise when I was 100% sure PoE is our BG3 which never happened. Imagine my feelings when I had to agree with IGN, years after, that it's D:OS that feels like BG2 sometimes. Yeah, yeah, I know, a lot of you folks won't agree. But that is WHAT I FELT MYSELF, completely uninfluenced by media." People who wish to remain anonymous claim their freedom loving posts are being removed. Forum member TacoBell says: "I have been insulted, called irrational, senile, un-reasonable, and a terrorist."
Hear ye! Hear ye! Tide turned at RPGCodex, where rusty_shackleford, Draq and few other regime puppets found themselves in Stalingrad style pocket. Their pathetic attempts at breaching the entrapment are going nowhere thanks to strategic thinking of General Mazisky, Guildmaster Grotesque and Duke Ontopoly, who are surely blessed by all holy and unholy Gods!
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