Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 RELEASE THREAD

[Mebrilia the Viera Queen]

I really like the game but it could be massively improved by being at least 50% less horny. I understand that they're going for laughs but after the 100th time something gross and sexual happens there's not even any shock factor anymore.

Why is this happening? What purpose does it serve?

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Is perfectly on the Ed Greenwood vision. (The original setting creator).

 

[dukeofwoodberry]

Not only the gay shit there should be race restrictions on romances too. Yeah Vicionia didn't want to fuck a gnome and his 3 inch cock, she wasn't attracted to that. It's way more realistic and immersive to have restrictions on that.

Also was better when there were race restrictions on class. Paladins being human only was bad ass.

 

[processdaemon]

I really like the game but it could be massively improved by being at least 50% less horny. I understand that they're going for laughs but after the 100th time something gross and sexual happens there's not even any shock factor anymore.

Why is this happening? What purpose does it serve?

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Is perfectly on the Ed Greenwood vision. (The original setting creator).

Then Ed Greenwood's vision could also be massively improved by being at least 50% less horny.

 

[dukeofwoodberry]

I really like the game but it could be massively improved by being at least 50% less horny. I understand that they're going for laughs but after the 100th time something gross and sexual happens there's not even any shock factor anymore.

Why is this happening? What purpose does it serve?

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Is perfectly on the Ed Greenwood vision. (The original setting creator).

Why do you keep saying that like anyone gives a fuck about your Ed Greenwood worship tranny?

 

[Lyric Suite]

I really like the game but it could be massively improved by being at least 50% less horny. I understand that they're going for laughs but after the 100th time something gross and sexual happens there's not even any shock factor anymore.

Why is this happening? What purpose does it serve?

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Is perfectly on the Ed Greenwood vision. (The original setting creator).

I'm gonna call bullshit, but if this is true, Ed Greenwood (btw who?) was a fucking moron and the settings should die an horrible, horrible death.

 

[Mebrilia the Viera Queen]

Not only the gay shit there should be race restrictions on romances too. Yeah Vicionia didn't want to fuck a gnome and his 3 inch cock, she wasn't attracted to that. It's way more realistic and immersive to have restrictions on that.

Also was better when there were race restrictions on class. Paladins being human only was bad ass.

I like how now Paladins follow oaths instead of simply being restricted by allignment or Gods Dogma. Means that a paladin can be totally different than the other unlike before.

 

[Mebrilia the Viera Queen]

I really like the game but it could be massively improved by being at least 50% less horny. I understand that they're going for laughs but after the 100th time something gross and sexual happens there's not even any shock factor anymore.

Why is this happening? What purpose does it serve?

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Is perfectly on the Ed Greenwood vision. (The original setting creator).

I'm gonna call bullshit, but if this is true, Ed Greenwood (btw who?) was a fucking moron and the settings should die an horrible, horrible death.

Is only the Forgotten Realms creator.

 

[Lyric Suite]

Not only the gay shit there should be race restrictions on romances too. Yeah Vicionia didn't want to fuck a gnome and his 3 inch cock, she wasn't attracted to that. It's way more realistic and immersive to have restrictions on that.

Also was better when there were race restrictions on class. Paladins being human only was bad ass.

I like how now Paladins follow oaths instead of simply being restricted by allignment or Gods Dogma. Means that a paladin can be totally different than the other unlike before.

Different how, you mean you can play a Paladin that isn't actually a Paladin? The shit kind of different?

 

[Lyric Suite]

I really like the game but it could be massively improved by being at least 50% less horny. I understand that they're going for laughs but after the 100th time something gross and sexual happens there's not even any shock factor anymore.

Why is this happening? What purpose does it serve?

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Is perfectly on the Ed Greenwood vision. (The original setting creator).

I'm gonna call bullshit, but if this is true, Ed Greenwood (btw who?) was a fucking moron and the settings should die an horrible, horrible death.

Is only the Forgotten Realms creator.

Why wasn't this supposed "guideline" followed in all the past games we had for this setting?

 

[Herumor]

For those who want to know whether the Emperor was being genuine or not, here you have it:

Spoiler

 

[dukeofwoodberry]

Let's say that tranny is right and Ed Greenwood had a terrible fucking idea about making everything sexual and putting weird sexual fetishes into D&D? So what? Every terrible idea of his doesn't need to be implemented

 

[Mebrilia the Viera Queen]

Let's say that tranny is right and Ed Greenwood had a terrible fucking idea about making everything sexual and putting weird sexual fetishes into D&D? So what? Every terrible idea of his doesn't need to be implemented

I am not transgender. Also this is a your personal taste. You dislike forgotten realms? Don't play forgotten realms is simple nobody forces you don't be that kid that is noisy about it.

 

[Lyric Suite]

Let's say that tranny is right and Ed Greenwood had a terrible fucking idea about making everything sexual and putting weird sexual fetishes into D&D? So what? Every terrible idea of his doesn't need to be implemented

I am not transgender. Also this is a your personal taste. You dislike forgotten realms? Don't play forgotten realms is simple nobody forces you don't be that kid that is noisy about it.

Ho wow i had no idea we had one of those in this forum. Just joined in huh?

Literally what you are doing:

DnD was always about trannies guys, if you don't like it just leave!

 

[dukeofwoodberry]

Let's say that tranny is right and Ed Greenwood had a terrible fucking idea about making everything sexual and putting weird sexual fetishes into D&D? So what? Every terrible idea of his doesn't need to be implemented

I am not transgender. Also this is a your personal taste. You dislike forgotten realms? Don't play forgotten realms is simple nobody forces you don't be that kid that is noisy about it.

You keep throwing around the name Ed Greenwood like it has any weight. No one knows who this insignificant peon is and no cares. It's not like mentioning Tolkien and Lord of the Rings where people care and respect Tolkien. If Greenwood had some terrible ideas which most players outside of Reddit trannies and fags dislike then it shouldn't be implemented

 

[processdaemon]

Let's say that tranny is right and Ed Greenwood had a terrible fucking idea about making everything sexual and putting weird sexual fetishes into D&D? So what? Every terrible idea of his doesn't need to be implemented

I am not transgender. Also this is a your personal taste. You dislike forgotten realms? Don't play forgotten realms is simple nobody forces you don't be that kid that is noisy about it.

I played FR when I was younger, most TTRPG tables aren't going to have this kind of relentless horniness on display even if adult themes are present in the setting and there's no need to include every aspect of it in a video game if it doesn't contribute to the narrative. Like I said I like the game, probably one of my favourite RPGs from the last decade, but this aspect is really wearing thin now I'm in Act 3 and I think it's a reasonable criticism.

 

[perfectslumbers]

Ed Greenwood is the creator of the Forgotten Realms, which is the setting the Baldur's Gate games take place in. He's known for being quite progressive, weirdly horny, and writing about how every street corner has a brothel and how the Forgotten Realms has orgy holidays etc. None of this sexual lore has ever really been implemented in D&D products though because in Ed's own words "How underscored this was by TSR and later Wizards varied over time, and was always softpedaled, because D&D wasn’t a sex game, and we generally don’t rub the reader’s nose in sex unless there’s a good in-story reason for it."

 

[Parabalus]

You can get a perm buff which turns all your tadpole powers into bonus actions, makes them very useful.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Almost as big as the secret of Wyll being a warlock. I think most people don't even realize it was supposed to be a secret.

It is, for the party. The player on the other hand can pick him during chargen, see his bio, and listen to him talk about himself.

“Noble by birth, Wyll made his name as the heroic 'Blade of Frontiers'. But to become a living legend, he struck a bargain with a devil, a bargain from which he longs to break free before it consumes his soul for good.”

 

[Mebrilia the Viera Queen]

Ed Greenwood is the creator of the Forgotten Realms, which is the setting the Baldur's Gate games take place in. He's known for being quite progressive, weirdly horny, and writing about how every street corner has a brothel and how the Forgotten Realms has orgy holidays etc. None of this sexual lore has ever really been implemented in D&D products though because in Ed's own words "How underscored this was by TSR and later Wizards varied over time, and was always softpedaled, because D&D wasn’t a sex game, and we generally don’t rub the reader’s nose in sex unless there’s a good in-story reason for it."

Nice to see someone that is informed.

 

[Terenty]

Yeah, I don't know how the supposedly old school monocled Sven didn't see every fucking companion being a faggot harassing players with unsolicited advances as a detriment to the overall experience. Maybe he himself is a faggot

 

[Mebrilia the Viera Queen]

Yeah, I don't know how the supposedly old school monocled Sven didn't see every fucking companion being a faggot harassing players with unsolicited advances as a detriment to the overall experience. Maybe he himself is a faggot

Oh come on is nowhere as bad as you paint it lol. You people are just exagerating it.

 

[dukeofwoodberry]

Yeah, I don't know how the supposedly old school monocled Sven didn't see every fucking companion being a faggot harassing players with unsolicited advances as a detriment to the overall experience. Maybe he himself is a faggot

Oh come on is nowhere as bad as you paint it lol. You people are just exagerating it.

It's the number one criticism of the game. Players don't like the system even the devs acknowledged all the criticism

 

[Aphex81]

I can't believe Swen didn't let me ditch Halsin and take Kagha with me. Instead my camp is filled with women that don't turn me on, i thought i was supposed to get off on this game.

 

[dukeofwoodberry]

Kagha was way more interesting than Haslin. Definitely would have made a better party member. Haslins only purpose was the bear sex scene, pretty much just a meme character

 

[perfectslumbers]

Divinity Original Sin 2 was overly horny and filled with playersexual companions as well, it was just less awkward because it was all in text instead of having fully animated Source porn throughout the entire game.