Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 RELEASE THREAD

[AwesomeButton]

western devs keep making fantasy women that are less hot than real women.

Western devs in particular consider feminine beauty passé and offensive.

Fantasy may be fantasy but we have to stick to "realistic beauty standards" even in fantasy.

 

[processdaemon]

DOS2 was also a worse game overall, it's less frustrating to have a game that's just good be let down by small things than it is to see something that has the potential to be great have the experience playing it get tarnished by little annoying niggles all the way through

 

[Fedora Master]

5e curbed the worst excesses of Larians design. Remember: They wanted to add effect fields to cantrips.

 

[whydoibother]

DnD was always about trannies guys, if you don't like it just leave!

Tradcath christgoym trying to make D&D sterile and chaste are the real invaders, tbqh.
Drow femdom BSDM is the local tradition, take your normie shit elsewhere.

 

[Mebrilia the Viera Queen]

DnD was always about trannies guys, if you don't like it just leave!

Tradcath christgoym trying to make D&D sterile and chaste are the real invaders, tbqh.
Drow femdom BSDM is the local tradition, take your normie shit elsewhere.

Truth.

 

[AwesomeButton]

The reason the measuring stick for mainstream RPGs for this decade is so horny is very simple, and I've described it already, scores of pages of retarded incel shitposts ago:

To sum up the argument: it's horny because it's a game for the incel generation. This is how the writers see you, the denizens of reddit, discord, 4chan and any other internet shithole. They just hold the mirror in front of you. Whether or not the writers themselves are degenerates, who knows, some of them inevitably are.

 

[whydoibother]

To sum up the argument: it's horny because it's a game for the incel generation

Its horny, because everything got hornier in the last 40 years. You don't even need to go as recent as to reference online pornography, dick pics or Tinder; you can just reference Madonna or how there's sex scenes in many daytime TV shows.
Traditionalists here seem to want a RETVRN TO IRAN, because they sure as fuck haven't experience the prude chaste reality they pretend to want back.

 

[dukeofwoodberry]

To sum up the argument: it's horny because it's a game for the incel generation

Its horny, because everything got hornier in the last 40 years. You don't even need to go as recent as to reference online pornography, dick pics or Tinder; you can just reference Madonna or how there's sex scenes in many daytime TV shows.
Traditionalists here seem to want a RETVRN TO IRAN, because they sure as fuck haven't experience the prude chaste reality they pretend to want back.

More like Sparta. We're going to build a giant pit and throw you dysgenic weirdos, trannies and fags in it.

 

[Fedora Master]

It's horny because that makes journos and romohomos go wowowow best game evar

 

[Gradenmayer]

To sum up the argument: it's horny because it's a game for the incel generation

Its horny, because everything got hornier in the last 40 years. You don't even need to go as recent as to reference online pornography, dick pics or Tinder; you can just reference Madonna or how there's sex scenes in many daytime TV shows.
Traditionalists here seem to want a RETVRN TO IRAN, because they sure as fuck haven't experience the prude chaste reality they pretend to want back.

More like Sparta. We're going to build a giant pit and throw you dysgenic weirdos, trannies and fags in it.

Sparta the place where Spartan soldiers would rail each other in the ass to build a better “combat bond”?

 

[whydoibother]

To sum up the argument: it's horny because it's a game for the incel generation

Its horny, because everything got hornier in the last 40 years. You don't even need to go as recent as to reference online pornography, dick pics or Tinder; you can just reference Madonna or how there's sex scenes in many daytime TV shows.
Traditionalists here seem to want a RETVRN TO IRAN, because they sure as fuck haven't experience the prude chaste reality they pretend to want back.

More like Sparta. We're going to build a giant pit and throw you dysgenic weirdos, trannies and fags in it.

Who is "we", nigga?
A small tribe of 8 STR gremlins, threatening the Great Horny Empire. Its us who will be sending out the inquisition, to check people's balls contents, and anyone who hasn't cum in the last 48 hours will be sent to the mandatory coooom mines.

 

[turkishronin]

Traditionalists here seem to want a RETVRN TO IRAN

Iranian here, we have gay sex scandal from government officials every week now. Feels like a Larian game!

 

[dukeofwoodberry]

To sum up the argument: it's horny because it's a game for the incel generation

Its horny, because everything got hornier in the last 40 years. You don't even need to go as recent as to reference online pornography, dick pics or Tinder; you can just reference Madonna or how there's sex scenes in many daytime TV shows.
Traditionalists here seem to want a RETVRN TO IRAN, because they sure as fuck haven't experience the prude chaste reality they pretend to want back.

More like Sparta. We're going to build a giant pit and throw you dysgenic weirdos, trannies and fags in it.

Who is "we", nigga?
A small tribe of 8 STR gremlins, threatening the Great Horny Empire. Its us who will be sending out the inquisition, to check people's balls contents, and anyone who hasn't cum in the last 48 hours will be sent to the mandatory coooom mines.

You haven't picked up a weight in your life and couldn't do 20 pushups lol

 

[Fedora Master]

To sum up the argument: it's horny because it's a game for the incel generation

Its horny, because everything got hornier in the last 40 years. You don't even need to go as recent as to reference online pornography, dick pics or Tinder; you can just reference Madonna or how there's sex scenes in many daytime TV shows.
Traditionalists here seem to want a RETVRN TO IRAN, because they sure as fuck haven't experience the prude chaste reality they pretend to want back.

More like Sparta. We're going to build a giant pit and throw you dysgenic weirdos, trannies and fags in it.

Sparta the place where Spartan soldiers would rail each other in the ass to build a better “combat bond”?

Romohomo cringe poster doesn't know history, news at 11

 

[whydoibother]

You haven't picked up a weight in your life and couldn't do 20 pushups lol

I do 200 pushups on top of your mom while she yells encouragements, fag.

 

[AwesomeButton]

To sum up the argument: it's horny because it's a game for the incel generation

Its horny, because everything got hornier in the last 40 years. You don't even need to go as recent as to reference online pornography, dick pics or Tinder; you can just reference Madonna or how there's sex scenes in many daytime TV shows.
Traditionalists here seem to want a RETVRN TO IRAN, because they sure as fuck haven't experience the prude chaste reality they pretend to want back.

In the last 40 years? Pretty short frame of reference. In the last 40 years it was most likey you who got hornier, as you reached the age of 40. So you are, likely, somewhat, mistaking your lived experience for a historical trend. But I'm not interested in the conversation "is it all the hippies' fault" right now (although I'd say yes).

"Traditionalist" LARPers are just as far off the mark, imagining the 1980s as some kind of an age of prudeness and patriarchal morals. Because that was their childhood, so again understandable.

Regarding the original matter, why is the game so horny. I'd venture a further guess. Most of the people voicing their being cringed out with hornyness out of left field in BG3 are really not aginst hornyness per se, but for them it's the wrong kind of horny. These are two very different arguments.

 

[Darth Valer]

I'm 45 hours into the game, still Act 1, and so far the only "woke" instances have been the character creation and the companions, which have really sparce interactions compared to the length and scope of the game. Aside from their playersexualism, which is arguably bad, my main qualm with them is that they are simply badly written, for the most part. My favorite one so far is fucking Lae'zel, who I left in the cage at the start and only recruited 30 hours later.

Unless horniness skyrockets later on, I really don't understand where all this talk comes from aside from the retarded need to engage in culture wars. The fact the companions are trash is obviously a disgrace and rightfully hampers the enjoyment of the game, but the whole writing in this game seems subpar so far, unfortunately. I hope it gets better later on.

 

[dukeofwoodberry]

You haven't picked up a weight in your life and couldn't do 20 pushups lol

I do 200 pushups on top of your mom while she yells encouragements, fag.

My mom doesn't like dysgenic looking freaks with a gut and toothpick arms.

 

[AwesomeButton]

It's horny because that makes journos and romohomos go wowowow best game evar

That too, but you are superficial as usual. Ask why does it make them go that way?

 

[Gradenmayer]

To sum up the argument: it's horny because it's a game for the incel generation

Its horny, because everything got hornier in the last 40 years. You don't even need to go as recent as to reference online pornography, dick pics or Tinder; you can just reference Madonna or how there's sex scenes in many daytime TV shows.
Traditionalists here seem to want a RETVRN TO IRAN, because they sure as fuck haven't experience the prude chaste reality they pretend to want back.

More like Sparta. We're going to build a giant pit and throw you dysgenic weirdos, trannies and fags in it.

Sparta the place where Spartan soldiers would rail each other in the ass to build a better “combat bond”?

Romohomo cringe poster doesn't know history, news at 11

Can’t hear you, trying typing without your Spartan boyfriend’s dick up your ass.

 

[dukeofwoodberry]

I'm 45 hours into the game, still Act 1, and so far the only "woke" instances have been the character creation and the companions, which have really sparce interactions compared to the length and scope of the game. Aside from their playersexualism, which is arguably bad, my main qualm with them is that they are simply badly written, for the most part. My favorite one so far is fucking Lae'zel, who I left in the cage at the start and only recruited 30 hours later.

Unless horniness skyrockets later on, I really don't understand where all this talk comes from aside from the retarded need to engage in culture wars. The fact the companions are trash is obviously a disgrace and rightfully hampers the enjoyment of the game, but the whole writing in this game seems subpar so far, unfortunately. I hope it gets better later on.

The tiefling-druid storyline is definitely woke. Kagha is the bad guy for wanting to protect her people and place their needs above the refugees, even being manipulated by bad shadow druids.

 

[whydoibother]

You haven't picked up a weight in your life and couldn't do 20 pushups lol

I do 200 pushups on top of your mom while she yells encouragements, fag.

My mom doesn't like dysgenic looking freaks with a gut and toothpick arms.

She likes my Staff of Flesh to Stone in her owlbeast lair cavern, if you know what I mean.
I mean she's a slut and you are a fag, btw.

 

[Dwarvophile]

To sum up the argument: it's horny because it's a game for the incel generation

Its horny, because everything got hornier in the last 40 years. You don't even need to go as recent as to reference online pornography, dick pics or Tinder; you can just reference Madonna or how there's sex scenes in many daytime TV shows.
Traditionalists here seem to want a RETVRN TO IRAN, because they sure as fuck haven't experience the prude chaste reality they pretend to want back.

More like Sparta. We're going to build a giant pit and throw you dysgenic weirdos, trannies and fags in it.

Lol Spartans throwing themselves in the pit.

btw, 300 must be the gayest peplum ever

 

[dukeofwoodberry]

You haven't picked up a weight in your life and couldn't do 20 pushups lol

I do 200 pushups on top of your mom while she yells encouragements, fag.

My mom doesn't like dysgenic looking freaks with a gut and toothpick arms.

She likes my Staff of Flesh to Stone in her owlbeast lair cavern, if you know what I mean.
I mean she's a slut and you are a fag, btw.

Dysgenic freaks always get angry at normal, good looking people who don't share their dysgenic traits.

 

[whydoibother]

In the last 40 years? Pretty short frame of reference.

Literally just Googled when Madonna started singing, and used that as the start date. In honestly, as soon as christian clergy stopped being in control of media/discourse, it started getting hornier. And before christendom, it was horny as fuck. Literally just a short intermission of monastic prudeness in between the great horny eras.