Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 RELEASE THREAD

[Child of Malkav]

You meet Halsin after you defend the druids right? So far the gay elf and the frog lady are dead. Can't find Halsin.

 

[blessed king of longing]

any good mods yet?

 

[Latro]

Sales are too high for a turn-based CRPG this is weird

Sales are just right for a dating sim

Yes, this game is basically what the latest dragon age should have been. I’m still amused by larian defenders because that is not a compliment. But standards have declined here since disco 2019

 

[Desiderius]

Having trouble figuring out how to get a flowing head of hair since evidently Belgium is now a protectorate of the Congo.

 

[turkishronin]

I can't believe Larian of all companies revived CRPGs again

 

[Shaki]

male power fantasy.

 

[Grunker]

Most predictably shit companion:
Karlach. Every bit the manic pixie dream girl personality inside a veteran soldier background she looked like she would be. This is Dragon Age Inquisition writing in full force.

Least predictably interesting companion:
Astarion. Everything from his demeanor to the way he is introduced screams "worst companion in the game", but as things progress, I'm starting to warm up to the way this dude was written. He's more of a depressed nihilist who has conceded that life is horrible than the depraved hedonist he initially appears as.

A Dark Urge gripe:

Spoiler

This game has some gewd reactivity, but the way the murder of Alfira was handled was very abrupt if you come clean. Essentially your companions discover you did something HORRIFICALLY, UTTERLY REPREHENSIBLE, and they're all like "You say weren't in control? Oh well guess I'll cross my fingers it doesn't happen again." or "doesn't happen to me" for the evil companions.

 

[Latro]

I can't believe Larian of all companies revived CRPGs again

More like dug up its corpse and dressed it in drag

 

[Joggerino]

Of those 472k people, at least 300k will never finish Act 1

More like 400



Also lol that shit is out. Shame....that i am too tired from harlots and white thus i will sleep the next few days and won't play Baldur's gape 3 ,the biggest gay game out there. Heard that in between the main game mechanics of the game aka gay sex,you could also fight. Weird

Shame, I was really interested in fanta's takes on the game, but it's too large for him to pirate, and too demanding to play.

So now all he will talk about will be gay shit.

Watching download bar not moving is the real game. Remember, it's that experience. It takes 3-5 days with modern big games... And then... Then you play for 3 hours.
But is it good, is it bad, or is it just combat with under baked story?

Slow internet notwithstanding, you can easily download this illegally at full speed, available for everyone. But I'm not allowed to say where because forum rules

 

[Shaki]

Least predictably interesting companion:
Astarion. Everything from his demeanor to the way he is introduced screams "worst companion in the game", but as things progress, I'm starting to warm up to the way this dude was written. He's more of a depressed nihilist who has conceded that life is horrible than the depraved hedonist he initially appears as.

Just please don't fuck him

 

[blessed king of longing]

I can't believe Larian of all companies revived CRPGs again

believe it! and there's more to come

 

[smaug]

Can you have gay sex with all or most of the companions? A codexer ought to play and find out. This information will become important for Darth Roxor ‘s review.

 

[None]

Can you have gay sex with all or most of the companions? A codexer ought to play and find out. This information will become important for Darth Roxor ‘s review.

I nominate you.

 

[smaug]

Can you have gay sex with all or most of the companions? A codexer ought to play and find out. This information will become important for Darth Roxor ‘s review.

I nominate you.

I agree, now you just need to gift me the game. PM me for more details

 

[None]

Can you have gay sex with all or most of the companions? A codexer ought to play and find out. This information will become important for Darth Roxor ‘s review.

I nominate you.

I agree, now you just need to gift me the game. PM me for more details

My brother-in-freedom, we're surrounded by slavs. Just ask them for a torrent link.

 

[moleman]

>Have two women in camp

>They instantly start catfighting and thirsting over player's cock

What did they mean by this?

Well you chose Penis Type B in character creation.

Game has peak reactivity.

 

[smaug]

Can you have gay sex with all or most of the companions? A codexer ought to play and find out. This information will become important for Darth Roxor ‘s review.

I nominate you.

I agree, now you just need to gift me the game. PM me for more details

My brother-in-freedom, we're surrounded by slavs. Just ask them for a torrent link.

I’m American, I prefer to get all my products legitimately to support the capitalist cause against the commie menace you filthy commie

 

[None]

Can you have gay sex with all or most of the companions? A codexer ought to play and find out. This information will become important for Darth Roxor ‘s review.

I nominate you.

I agree, now you just need to gift me the game. PM me for more details

My brother-in-freedom, we're surrounded by slavs. Just ask them for a torrent link.

I’m American, I prefer to get all my products legitimately to support the capitalist cause against the commie menace you filthy commie

Stealing from Europeans is okay, they owe us.

 

[Tyranicon]

I can confirm there is split screen for PC, in case you want to play with your wives, girlfriends or gay lovers.

But in a super boneheaded move, the only way I got it to work was plugging in two controllers and creating a LAN session.

Maybe it tricks the PC version into thinking it's a console.

 

[Ryzer]

You just know.

100GB+ and the textures on the ground look straight from a PS2 game.

So this is the future, 100GB+ for PS2-era textures?

 

[gongal]

"Shit"
"Fuck"
"Shit"
"Fuck"
"Shit"
"Fuck"
"Shit"
"Fuck"
"Shit"
"Fuck"


How can Swen constantly get away with this phenomenal writing?

Feels like good old times playing Baldur's Gate. Bravo

 

[Ryzer]

"Shit"
"Fuck"
"Shit"
"Fuck"
"Shit"
"Fuck"
"Shit"
"Fuck"
"Shit"
"Fuck"


How can Swen constantly get away with this phenomenal writing?

Feels like good old times playing Baldur's Gate. Bravo

Replace the words with " Merde" ,"Putain", "Connard" and you have a normal Belgian conversation.

 

[Latro]

"Shit"
"Fuck"
"Shit"
"Fuck"
"Shit"
"Fuck"
"Shit"
"Fuck"
"Shit"
"Fuck"


How can Swen constantly get away with this phenomenal writing?

Feels like good old times playing Baldur's Gate. Bravo

Tolkien esque masterpiece “Gandalf the white? Gandalf the fucking FOOL”

 

[ferratilis]

When you pirate this game, think of all the Belgian children that are going to starve, just because you're stingy.

Spoiler

 

[Fedora Master]

Met Raphael. Again, the presentation is top-notch. Even I can't fault them there.