Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 RELEASE THREAD

[MerchantKing]

Is frog gurl actually the most wholesome gurl? Has she fooled all of us?

Miss Male character.

 

[Barbarian]

Is frog gurl actually the most wholesome gurl? Has she fooled all of us?

Miss Male character.

She has a cloaca bro. Pronouns SHE/HER. Don't ruin it with your merchant tricks.

 

[Reinhardt]

Based Gobbo ethnostate

nigger u fuckin wot. have you even been in their camp?

 

[Cat Headed Eagle]

Is frog gurl actually the most wholesome gurl? Has she fooled all of us?

BG3 is indeed tsundereland

 

[whydoibother]

Based Gobbo ethnostate

nigger u fuckin wot. have you even been in their camp?

Drow are honorary goblins.

 

[Lagole Gon]

Based Gobbo ethnostate

nigger u fuckin wot. have you even been in their camp?

Good point.
They just went through a globohomo conspiracy takeover and put the last nationalist separatist priest in prison.

 

[Minecrawler]

nigger u fuckin wot. have you even been in their camp?

Btw, I don't remember single negrogoblin. Unlike negrodrows and negrodwarves.

 

[Lagole Gon]

nigger u fuckin wot. have you even been in their camp?

Btw, I don't remember single negrogoblin.

Physically no, but Sazza has that Shaquita energy about her.

 

[Reinhardt]

Based Gobbo ethnostate

nigger u fuckin wot. have you even been in their camp?

Drow are honorary goblins.

also humans, hobgoblins, bugbears and ogres. many ethnostate.

 

[Reinhardt]

I'd rather not have woke tropes like females with a martial class and more than 14 STR.

drow wymmenz are actually larger, stronger and have bigger dicks than "males"

 

[MerchantKing]

Is frog gurl actually the most wholesome gurl? Has she fooled all of us?

Miss Male character.

She has a cloaca bro.

So the romance is bestiality since a cloaca is a non-human and usually a non-mammal feature.

Pronouns SHE/HER. Don't ruin it with your merchant tricks.

You were tricked by the devs into roleplaying a bestiality simulator with an egg laying animal.

 

[MerchantKing]

I'd rather not have woke tropes like females with a martial class and more than 14 STR.

drow wymmenz are actually larger, stronger and have bigger dicks than "males"

I see. So drow "males" are capped at 12 STR.

 

[Reinhardt]

at least she's not some hook-nosed midget

 

[MerchantKing]

at least she's not some hook-nosed midget

cool it with the antinanatic remarks.

 

[whydoibother]

The Storm build is 6 Cleric and 6 Sorcerer, right?
You definitely want 2 Cleric, for Channel Divinity to roll max damage for every lightning spell, meaning you can't get the level 11 Sorcerer subclass ability to return lightning damage when attacked.

 

[NecroLord]

Is frog gurl actually the most wholesome gurl? Has she fooled all of us?

Cringe.
Who the fuck even writes those lines?

 

[MerchantKing]

Is frog gurl actually the most wholesome gurl? Has she fooled all of us?

Cringe.
Who the fuck even writes those lines?

Most likely a woman.

 

[Lagole Gon]

Fr'og is an alright character. Probably the best romance too.

I really regret going with Shadowcooch. I'm not into non-evil aligned swingers.

 

[Infinitron]

PS5 players, welcome to the party.
Baldur's Gate 3 is available now for Collector's Edition and Digital Deluxe Edition players on PS5, and out for everyone September 6.

Head to head with Starfield!

 

[AwesomeButton]

Do people know shadow pussy's voice actress is a dyke?

Dyke is not a fag. She just took a temporary break from men. She has psych issues, yes, as much as any woman and actress to boot, but dyke is not a degeneracy.

 

[AwesomeButton]

You just lose Wyll and Karlach's quests if you play evil and Minthara doesn't have one even after she gets patched. And there are a number of side quests you lose besides companion quests and you don't gain a single one

Lmao @ anyone worrying he "lost a quest" in an RPG. Losing quests means an RPG is good. If you want a medium where you don't lose "content", which is the term preferred by zoomer consoomers, then watch a movie instead. Games are supposed to be interactive, and choices have cost and consequence.

I don't mean you personally, this kind of people in general.

 

[Shaki]

The Storm build is 6 Cleric and 6 Sorcerer, right?
You definitely want 2 Cleric, for Channel Divinity to roll max damage for every lightning spell, meaning you can't get the level 11 Sorcerer subclass ability to return lightning damage when attacked.

More importantly you don't get chain lightning. You want real OP storm build go cleric 2/sorcerer 4/divination wizard 6

 

[Fedora Master]

How many Thunder/Lightning spells are there? 4? 5?

 

[Shaki]

How many Thunder/Lightning spells are there? 4? 5?

Idk, but nothing except Lightning bolt/Chromatic orb/Chain lightning is worth using anyway

 

[dukeofwoodberry]

You just lose Wyll and Karlach's quests if you play evil and Minthara doesn't have one even after she gets patched. And there are a number of side quests you lose besides companion quests and you don't gain a single one

Lmao @ anyone worrying he "lost a quest" in an RPG. Losing quests means an RPG is good. If you want a medium where you don't lose "content", which is the term preferred by zoomer consoomers, then watch a movie instead. Games are supposed to be interactive, and choices have cost and consequence.

I don't mean you personally, this kind of people in general.

It should go both ways though. There should be evil only content that good misses out on also. It's clear they put all their effort into the good campaign and want to shoe horn players into that path