Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 RELEASE THREAD

[Aarwolf]

I just found that you can use salami as a light club

Yeah, they advertised it in 2021, you can dual wield it and so on.

 

[Raghar]

That bear companion has STR 16 right?
Wait that was early access when he was kickass. Nowadays he has: 10/14/14/8/17/12 because people would get a mental diarrhea when they would lose stats when they would respec him.

 

[Raghar]

I just found that you can use salami as a light club

Yeah, they advertised it in 2021, you can dual wield it and so on.

Have you ever experienced power of thrown salama with proper enchanted rings and other stuff?

 

[Ashen_Shugar]

Solid kielbasa. Totally no gay/woke aspersions there.

 

[Barbarian]

Why is every deep gnome gay? Something that wotc changed about the setting? How do they reproduce?

 

[Reinhardt]

Why is every deep gnome gay?

have you ever been in tel-aviv?

 

[Barbarian]

 

[Zariusz]

So Gale volunteers to be a netherese jihadist but i still have to either turn myself or Opheus into a Illithid? What a retarded writing, dah i regret beheading that devilspawn redditor, for all the cringe involved at least the only race in this game that has some character would have somewhat decent ending.

 

[Grauken]

Has Kamerad Grauken finished the first playthrough yet?

I stopped playing once I reached act 2 and will start again october or so, to then annoy the rest of this thread with more of my inspired takes

 

[Black]

The worst power rangers rip off I've ever seen.

 

[Tyranicon]

Has Kamerad Grauken finished the first playthrough yet?

I stopped playing once I reached act 2 and will start again october or so, to then annoy the rest of this thread with more of my inspired takes

Bro, you account for like 60% of the pro-BG3 posts in this thread. You can't do this to us.

 

[Lodis]

It looks like all the Halsin/Shadowheart shitposting has made it's way into the mainstream fanbase. Imagine abandoning a 50 hour playthrough because you found out your virutal waifu is a whore.

 

[MerchantKing]

Why is every deep gnome gay?

have you ever been in tel-aviv?

Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.

 

[Eisenheinrich]

It looks like all the Halsin/Shadowheart shitposting has made it's way into the mainstream fanbase. Imagine abandoning a 50 hour playthrough because you found out your virutal waifu is a whore.

Who actually gives a fuck and also what is the mainstream fanbase and especially in relation to what?

 

[Shaki]

Has Kamerad Grauken finished the first playthrough yet?

I stopped playing once I reached act 2 and will start again october or so, to then annoy the rest of this thread with more of my inspired takes

Cant even blame you, after going so hard on the hype train, it must be pretty disappointing to finally experience reality. Much easier to enjoy and stay interested in playing Dragon Age: Divinity, when you expected exactly what you got.

 

[Ashen_Shugar]

Mainstream:

 

[Sunri]

That bear companion has STR 16 right?
Wait that was early access when he was kickass. Nowadays he has: 10/14/14/8/17/12 because people would get a mental diarrhea when they would lose stats when they would respec him.

he has 16 when he is a npc just like minsc have 20 and when you recruit them they get basic class stats

 

[Fedora Master]

I was right about BG3, as I usually am.

 

[Modron]

I was right about BG3, as I usually am.

How goes your playthrough of Starfield?

 

[Vyvian]

I just want to know why my GPU temperature skyrockets on the level up screen.
Framerate is limited both in-game and in the control panel. Does it just not count for that?

 

[Fedora Master]

That is literally made up bullshit.

 

[Fedora Master]

I was right about BG3, as I usually am.

How goes your playthrough of Starfield?

Deleted it because I can tell it's just worse NMS.

 

[MerchantKing]

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That is literally made up bullshit.

But what about the layers of McGuffin storyline? You start with one McGuffin, then you have to get another McGuffin to get rid of a McGuffin, then you find out there are three more McGuffins. Then you find out that there is a McGuffin inside of a McGuffin and you need the other two McGuffins to control yet another McGuffin. But then you can make a deal to get a McGuffin in exchange for the McGuffin. There are more McGuffins in this game than layers on an onion.

 

[Fedora Master]

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That is literally made up bullshit.

But what about the layers of McGuffin storyline? You start with one McGuffin, then you have to get another McGuffin to get rid of a McGuffin, then you find out there are three more McGuffins. Then you find out that there is a McGuffin inside of a McGuffin and you need the other two McGuffins to control yet another McGuffin. But then you can make a deal to get a McGuffin in exchange for the McGuffin. There are more McGuffins in this game than layers on an onion.

That's the inevitable result when you haphazardly mash together two entirely different plots.

 

[lycanwarrior]

Any mods that remove trannies and pronouns? Or are they getting deleted/banned a la Starfield??