Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 RELEASE THREAD

[Swen]

There is a thousand plus thread on Reddit BG3 seething about the codex

https://www.reddit.com/r/BG3/commen...&utm_medium=post_embed&utm_content=post_title

best part :

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Nah, this is the best part:

The combination of complete lack of self-awareness, being on the precipice of getting it but then pulling away, the collective soygasm about button = awesome game, and the rest of the conversation where fags gon fag almost feels too good to be real.

Rejoice, brethren, for Bioware audience has finally found a new home. Here's hoping they stay contained in Larian-land.

The faggots ignore the fact you can kill them all without a problem and the game continues.

BG3 is the most anti woke game on the market.

 

[Hydro]

There is a thousand plus thread on Reddit BG3 seething about the codex

https://www.reddit.com/r/BG3/commen...&utm_medium=post_embed&utm_content=post_title

best part :

View attachment 54745

Nah, this is the best part:

The combination of complete lack of self-awareness, being on the precipice of getting it but then pulling away, the collective soygasm about button = awesome game, and the rest of the conversation where fags gon fag almost feels too good to be real.

Rejoice, brethren, for Bioware audience has finally found a new home. Here's hoping they stay contained in Larian-land.

The faggots ignore the fact you can kill them all without a problem and the game continues.

BG3 is the most anti woke game on the market.

Hur-dur you can kill almost everything in my beloved gaem cause it doesn’t fucking care what you do whatsoever too bothered telling its retarded fanfic porn plot

 

[Lagole Gon]

Strange how these faggots were often mentioning 'murican politics and "white republicans".

We are not US-centric. And we're also a very diverse (and jew-moderated) hate group. Negroes are the only minority we don't really have, except for Irenaeus.

 

[Harthwain]

Nah, this is the best part:

Did they change something? I don't remember reddit comments looking like that.

 

[whocares]

Nah, this is the best part:

Did they change something? I don't remember reddit comments looking like that.

I think it's just the BG3 reddit mods being special and giving their page a custom look or something.

 

[kangaxx]

Has Reddit clamped down on paedophiles selling illegal hormones to children yet? Assume not, seeing as the admins are mostly transexuals?

 

[Infinitron]

 

[Swen]

Infinitron Thank you friend for all your interesting updates. You deserve more respect here!

 

[GloomFrost]

There is a thousand plus thread on Reddit BG3 seething about the codex

https://www.reddit.com/r/BG3/commen...&utm_medium=post_embed&utm_content=post_title

best part :

View attachment 54745

Nah, this is the best part:

The combination of complete lack of self-awareness, being on the precipice of getting it but then pulling away, the collective soygasm about button = awesome game, and the rest of the conversation where fags gon fag almost feels too good to be real.

Rejoice, brethren, for Bioware audience has finally found a new home. Here's hoping they stay contained in Larian-land.

The faggots ignore the fact you can kill them all without a problem and the game continues.

BG3 is the most anti woke game on the market.

Hur-dur you can kill almost everything in my beloved gaem cause it doesn’t fucking care what you do whatsoever too bothered telling its retarded fanfic porn plot

Yeah it also proves that all that "best reactivity and quests in any cRPG ever" is fake. Ironically enough even the very first Divine Divinity game had better reactivity and quests.

 

[Robber Baron]

In somewhat unrelated news modders managed to create a custom map in the unlocked editor

 

[Swen]

In somewhat unrelated news modders managed to create a custom map in the unlocked editor

Yeah the modding is going to be crazy for this

 

[Crichton]

In somewhat unrelated news modders managed to create a custom map in the unlocked editor

Upper City with streets of gold when?

 

[Tenebris]

Give it 15 or maybe 20 years and we'll get something substantial. Maybe. Probably not.

 

[Fedora Master]

Give it 15 or maybe 20 years and we'll get something substantial. Maybe. Probably not.

In 20 years we'll get Baldurs Gate remade in BG3

 

[Cael]

Give it 15 or maybe 20 years and we'll get something substantial. Maybe. Probably not.

In 20 years we'll get Baldurs Gate remade in BG3

Improved graphics and the like is not a bad thing. BG3's problem is not those. Its problem is bad characters, bad writing and bad mechanics.

 

[Old Hans]

In somewhat unrelated news modders managed to create a custom map in the unlocked editor

that map is already looking 100 times better than Cazadors mansion

 

[Semiurge]

There is a thousand plus thread on Reddit BG3 seething about the codex

https://www.reddit.com/r/BG3/commen...&utm_medium=post_embed&utm_content=post_title

best part :

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I'll have you know that changing Nocturne into a man harms some actual real-life people.

In all seriousness, only the lowest (=most downvoted) comments there are worth reading, comments that might even restore some semblance of hope for reddit. Everything else is just inane buzzing from the hormone-therapy hive, the same wimpy passive aggression, same absence of logic, same canned phrases about bettering yourself and becoming a better ally, Nazis this and Trump that. It all looks like it's coming from a swarm of bots, but who can tell these days now that the average I.Qs have dropped so sharply within just two generations.

 

[Old Hans]

I'll have you know that changing Nocturne into a man harms some actual real-life people.

this character is so lame and out of place, I dont even go into that room anymore. I just pretend it doesnt exist.

p.s. I hope someone redoes that shar HQ because it does not live up to the hype. its full of broken masonry and cobwebs, its like WTF? where the hell is all that shar temple funding going???

 

[Clockwork Knight]

There is a thousand plus thread on Reddit BG3 seething about the codex

https://www.reddit.com/r/BG3/commen...&utm_medium=post_embed&utm_content=post_title

best part :

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[Jermu]

There is a thousand plus thread on Reddit BG3 seething about the codex

https://www.reddit.com/r/BG3/commen...&utm_medium=post_embed&utm_content=post_title

best part :

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some1 report that comment for hamartia-grander please

edit oh fuck I reposted his comment w/o permission

 

[Clockwork Knight]

I would but I don't know that mod site with the navy blue background! Someone said it's called "RPGWatch" but I don't want to go there and see more gross stuff...

 

[Larianshill]

No, and there will be never be, because the modding kit Larian is releasing won't allow you to make your own quests.

Apparently, this was a pile of bullshit, and you can uncastrate the modding kit into the NWN levels by just swapping a few values. Thanks, Swen.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

where the hell is all that shar temple funding going???

I guess if you keep wiping the memories of your faithful you're gonna have trouble with the accounts and cash flow.

 

[The Bishop]

All the temple funding went into excavating the giant hall in the center where followers of Shar spend their time standing around waiting for the boss fight. Not enough money left for anything else, so the Mirror of Loss has to share the room with Shadowheart's parents. Every Shar follower that needs to interact with the mirror has to pass by Shadowheart's parents whenever they do it. "Hey, Shadowheart's parents, how it's hanging? Hehehe, hanging, get it?". Saying that is a part of Shar's cloister everyday routine.

 

[Hydro]

All the temple funding went into excavating the giant hall in the center where followers of Shar spend their time standing around waiting for the boss fight. Not enough money left for anything else, so the Mirror of Loss has to share the room with Shadowheart's parents. Every Shar follower that needs to interact with the mirror has to pass by Shadowheart's parents whenever they do it. "Hey, Shadowheart's parents, how it's hanging? Hehehe, hanging, get it?". Saying that is a part of Shar's cloister everyday routine.

Offing Shadowpussy early in the game spared me from more cringe it seems.