Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 RELEASE THREAD

[The Bishop]

All the temple funding went into excavating the giant hall in the center where followers of Shar spend their time standing around waiting for the boss fight. Not enough money left for anything else, so the Mirror of Loss has to share the room with Shadowheart's parents. Every Shar follower that needs to interact with the mirror has to pass by Shadowheart's parents whenever they do it. "Hey, Shadowheart's parents, how it's hanging? Hehehe, hanging, get it?". Saying that is a part of Shar's cloister everyday routine.

 

[Hydro]

All the temple funding went into excavating the giant hall in the center where followers of Shar spend their time standing around waiting for the boss fight. Not enough money left for anything else, so the Mirror of Loss has to share the room with Shadowheart's parents. Every Shar follower that needs to interact with the mirror has to pass by Shadowheart's parents whenever they do it. "Hey, Shadowheart's parents, how it's hanging? Hehehe, hanging, get it?". Saying that is a part of Shar's cloister everyday routine.

Offing Shadowpussy early in the game spared me from more cringe it seems.

 

[Hydro]

Yosharian needless to say, the game didn’t acknowledge that keeping referring to her as if she’s alive.

 

[Semiurge]

There is a thousand plus thread on Reddit BG3 seething about the codex

https://www.reddit.com/r/BG3/commen...&utm_medium=post_embed&utm_content=post_title

best part :

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Why don't you want to befriend game Jesus?

 

[Infinitron]

 

[eXalted]

I can begin my new playthrough immediately after de-wokening mods are updated for the new patch.

Mod list pls.

 

[Larianshill]

They're not updated yet.

 

[frajaq]

just wanted to leave this picture here

 

[Fedora Master]

This is the RPG culture Infinitron wants.

 

[Tyranicon]

just wanted to leave this picture here

Me going on Twitter to confirm. This can't be real lol, wtf. We haven't reached that level of cl-

It's real.

Larian, Obsidian and a porn dev walks into a bar:

 

[IHaveHugeNick]

Every time you think the degeneracy in that industry cannot possibly get worse, it does.

 

[Yosharian]

just wanted to leave this picture here

I wish you hadn't

 

[Cryomancer]

Anyone here played with mods in Linux? I want to play as a blood mage > https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/5328

Just curious, because BG3 is over 130 GB and will take a long time to re download.

Other question. Which mods there are to unwokify the game? Making EA character creation for eg.

 

[whydoibother]

Other question. Which mods there are to unwokify the game? Making EA character creation for eg.

You refuse to pick Body Type 1 unless its renamed in game files to Male? This level of petiness isn't healthy.
You can google "No Alphabets 5.0.1 - Baldur's Gate 3" to find another forum kinda like this one, and wait for that mod to be updated.

 

[Cryomancer]

You refuse to pick Body Type 1 unless its renamed in game files to Male? This level of petiness isn't healthy.

IMO body type should be ectomorph endomorph mesomorph, not Male/Female. I created a male char in BG1. I created a male char in BG2 and I will create a male char in BG3.

 

[whydoibother]

You refuse to pick Body Type 1 unless its renamed in game files to Male? This level of petiness isn't healthy.

IMO body type should be ectomorph endomorph mesomorph, not Male/Female. I created a male char in BG1. I created a male char in BG2 and I will create a male char in BG3.

Well, Baldur's Gate 3 literally has genitals in cutscenes, so it can't be fat/slim body. You have to pick your Body Type, Susan.

 

[processdaemon]

If you turn off the adult options in the settings before going to character creation the option to select genitalia doesn't appear. You and the other characters also get a dignity preserving leaf during the more explicit scenes later in the game.

 

[whydoibother]

If you turn off the adult options in the settings before going to character creation the option to select genitalia doesn't appear. You and the other characters also get a dignity preserving leaf during the more explicit scenes later in the game.

No, I want to see my character's limp cock swinging while his invisible hard cock is pounding away into PLAYER_LOVE_INTEREST.

 

[Hydro]

If you turn off the adult options in the settings before going to character creation the option to select genitalia doesn't appear. You and the other characters also get a dignity preserving leaf during the more explicit scenes later in the game.

No, I want to see my character's limp cock swinging while his invisible hard cock is pounding away into PLAYER_LOVE_INTEREST.

Just like in real life huh?

 

[Perkel]

There is a thousand plus thread on Reddit BG3 seething about the codex

https://www.reddit.com/r/BG3/commen...&utm_medium=post_embed&utm_content=post_title

best part :

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Neo??

PaleoNazis.

 

[Perkel]

Just read reddit thread. They are literally seething hahaha.
Good job guys.

 

[Perkel]

BTW where are the link to those mods. I don't see them.

 

[Cohesion]

BTW where are the link to those mods. I don't see them.

https://rpghq.org/forums/search.php...pics&sk=t&sd=d&st=0&ch=1000&t=0&submit=Search

 

[Perkel]

I don't "hate" BG3, I just think it has a really bad writing, especially in everything related to villains and companions. And I think the battle/magic system is lame. And, of course, the fact, that entire 3 act is just endless running from one fetch quest to another almost without a reward.

Initially i was blown away by share amount of reactivity in game.
But the more i play it the more flaws i see.

There is actually not that much content in the game and you feel it on 2nd 3rd playtrough once you've beat once bosses and such.

The worst stinkers are companions. And I don't mean DEI stuff. They are just plainly badly written. Even worst Bioware can write better companions. The only one I liked and made sense was Lyzel rest of them were retarded.

 

[Semiurge]

If you turn off the adult options in the settings before going to character creation the option to select genitalia doesn't appear. You and the other characters also get a dignity preserving leaf during the more explicit scenes later in the game.

No, I want to see my character's limp cock swinging while his invisible hard cock is pounding away into PLAYER_LOVE_INTEREST.

Innocence is dead.