Holy shit, emotional engagement in mah grand strategy?. King Tancred of Sicily had five children, 4 daughters, three of them, being geniuses, married kings of far away lands (actually, France, Hungary and Poland), fourth one was imbecile so she stayed in basement all forgotten because of her lack of intelligence what so ever. King Tancred died and his young son Roger became the king. Because of evul machination of his three sisters it was time of civil strife in Kingdom of Sicily, everybody absolutely hated king Roger... but his imbecile sister living in basement loved him to death.
+100 relations because same dynasty, liege is genius, liege is brave and kind... And I was like, holy shit, she's probably aware that she's completely retarted and she's loves me because I'm genius and shit... GOD SPEAKS THROUGH HER, GOD TOUCHED HER, IT'S NOT HER FAULT THAT SHE'S RETARTED.
Roger pointing at his imbecile sister - "GOD IS SPEAKING THROUGH HER, IT IS HIS WILL THAT I'M RIGHTFULLY KING OF SICILY, CLAIMS OF MY SISTER'S ARE WRONG!"
And sister was liek "true story"
And everybody was liek "GOD WILLS IT!"
And there was a peace in Kingdom of Sicily. So I decided to reward my retarted sister for chilling everybody the fuck down. I made her Keeper of the Swans, so she would have here little retarted pond, with little retarted swans she could stare at all day. I even matrilineary married her to some cool guy made him my marshall and gave him a barony, so she had her own castle... and then she figured out that she's title claimant and tried to kill me. Fucking middle ages man.
