Diablo IV

[Grampy_Bone]

So proud of getting her bottom surgery at last. Be your true self.

 

[KIss My Ass]

She doesn't look like a tranny. Fuck all of you. I hope you get your dick eaten by a honey badger.

 

[KIss My Ass]

So I'm attempting a more appropriate look for my Pyromancer sorce. How do you feel about these colors? Would it be better to mix red, orange, and yellow to represent flames or should I go with a solid red or orange? The blue just doesn't make a whole lot of sense I'm realizing considering the build I made. Opinions?

 

[mediocrepoet]

Nice Birkenstocks, hippy.

Yeah can't say I'm a fan of that armor. Very frumpy looking. Porky should fork over the $25 like I did and get himself the fabulous looking Death Toll armor cosmetic.

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That way he can slay and look fashionable doing it.

You paid $25 USD for a jpeg?

It's an in-game armor cosmetic you dope. Spent another $25 last night because I really wanted that cool horse mount I've been glancing at for days. I believe that puts me at $95 total so far that I've spent on cosmetics. Omg I need help.

Yeah, I'm the dope. Maybe if you weren't so busy trying to prove that the proverb about fools and money was true, you wouldn't have to live with your mom.

 

[KIss My Ass]

you wouldn't have to live with your mom.

Look I know we have our differences but I've always respected you a bit. Don't start telling lies like that. It's the quickest way to get on my shitlist. I don't have kids, I live cheap, I have a decent paying job. That's the reason why I can afford to throw money away on worthless shit. And in my defence I have never once purchased cosmetics in the past. This is a first and strictly a Diablo 4 thing, simply because I'm enjoying the game that much.

 

[Vic]

This game has micro transactions? what a surprise

 

[KIss My Ass]

Blizzard could do a much better job of explaining some of these affixes, status effects, and aspects. Alot of them are obtuse as all fuck and I'm getting tired of having to resort to google every 10 seconds. Like "% damage to injured enemies". Wtf constitutes as an injured enemy? When it's damaged? When it has a broken limb? Can you even break limbs? Crowd control is never explained. Fortify is never explained. Vulnerable status is never explained. Lucky hit is never explained. There are a million examples I'm forgetting.

 

[PorkyThePaladin]

SDG, I realize you are playing somewhat under the influence, but they display the explanations of statuses under the main item details pop-up.

 

[KIss My Ass]

SDG, I realize you are playing somewhat under the influence, but they display the explanations of statuses under the main item details pop-up.

Well ya know what the game also didn't tell me I could do that so I will remain angry. But thank you.

 

[Saravan]

This thread is like reading the diary of a mentally ill person.

 

[Skinwalker]

That dude is wearing too much makeup.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

No refunds! Hah. Politics joke.

 

[Reinhardt]

SDG, I realize you are playing somewhat under the influence, but they display the explanations of statuses under the main item details pop-up.

Well ya know what the game also didn't tell me I could do that so I will remain angry. But thank you.

but it's pipo who played beta don't know shit about dis gaem!

 

[Yosharian]

I'm just baffled that anyone would make a HC character in D4 right now

 

[ArchAngel]

you wouldn't have to live with your mom.

Look I know we have our differences but I've always respected you a bit. Don't start telling lies like that. It's the quickest way to get on my shitlist. I don't have kids, I live cheap, I have a decent paying job. That's the reason why I can afford to throw money away on worthless shit. And in my defence I have never once purchased cosmetics in the past. This is a first and strictly a Diablo 4 thing, simply because I'm enjoying the game that much.

Now that I see your character I understand why you spent money, you tried to hide tranny from him/her but it didn't work. sorry.

 

[ArchAngel]

No refunds! Hah. Politics joke.

My best guess is SDG paid someone to do it after he figured out he cashed out 90 + 75 $ only to have been playing a tranny for 50+ hours.
That can break even a small child's mind and SDG is even lower than that.

 

[d1r]

That dude is wearing too much makeup.

Nice tranny. lol

 

[Vic]

we got all these awesome graphics and this is what they do with it

 

[Zlaja]

I'm just baffled that anyone would make a HC character in D4 right now

Streamers for views. Lose a high lv hardcore char and you get free publicity, appearing in various "hardcore deaths compilations".

 

[Saravan]

 

[mediocrepoet]

 

[Silverfish]

She doesn't look like a tranny. Fuck all of you. I hope you get your dick eaten by a honey badger.

 

[Zlaja]

That ugly nosering needs to go. Thankfully, jewelry options can be altered if you go to the in-game wardrobe.

 

[KIss My Ass]

Currently lvl 59 and the game is feeling a bit dull but to be fair I haven't been trying all of the post-campaign content. Mostly grinding renown and doing world events. World events are depressing af because you see other players just completely obliterate everything within fractions of a second. They are like hot knives vs butter. Just been making me feel worthless. I can't keep up. Makes me think my build is garbage and I deserve to die.

Aliens Dark Descent arrives in the mail today. Might take a break from D4 and give that a go.

 

[Saravan]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Diablo/comments/14j8gvs/class_and_abilities_breakdown_for_lvl_100_hc/

So much diversity.