Diablo IV

[ArchAngel]

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Fuck you for making me dig that back up. Just take what I say as gospel and stop making me work.

Dig it up? When is this data from (assuming it is correct)?

 

[ERYFKRAD]

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Fuck you for making me dig that back up. Just take what I say as gospel and stop making me work.

 

[KIss My Ass]

Nobody cares. Game will be dead once straight people realize the whole game is a homo trap meant to make you feel uncomfortable and/or turn you gay.

Anyways might play some D4 tonight, might not. Am currently undecided. I was taking a break from it.

 

[Modron]

Nobody cares. Game will be dead once straight people realize the whole game is a homo trap meant to make you feel uncomfortable and/or turn you gay.

This hasn't stopped anyone from playing Diablo 4.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Nobody cares. Game will be dead once straight people realize the whole game is a homo trap meant to make you feel uncomfortable and/or turn you gay.

Then don't play Diablo IV

 

[KIss My Ass]

Nobody cares. Game will be dead once straight people realize the whole game is a homo trap meant to make you feel uncomfortable and/or turn you gay.

This hasn't stopped anyone from playing Diablo 4.

Not once has a NPC tried to molest me in D4. And not a single one has come out as gay.

Based off what I read, in that other game (name shall go unspoken from now on) every single NPC tries to violate your cornhole. That is unacceptable.

 

[Silverfish]

I always do my best Carl Benjamin smug chuckle when people throw around concurrent player numbers as an indicator of how good BG3 actually is. Like I'm supposed to be surprised or impressed that the game that was promoted with the mainstream, big budget version of "This game will make you cum ten times in five minutes!" sold like candy-coated crack.

 

[Zlaja]

concurrent player numbers

CS:GO IS THE BEST GAME EVER MADE! OH GOD, IT'S HEAVEN!

 

[abija]

I always do my best Carl Benjamin smug chuckle when people throw around concurrent player numbers as an indicator of how good BG3 actually is. Like I'm supposed to be surprised or impressed that the game that was promoted with the mainstream, big budget version of "This game will make you cum ten times in five minutes!" sold like candy-coated crack.

I know D4 had huge mainstream marketing. Wasn't aware of any for BG3 (so if there's, it wasn't significant). Or maybe you mean something different by 'mainstream marketing'.

 

[KIss My Ass]

Finally got my Rogue to level 54 last night LOL. Almost two weeks to gain one level. I been slackin.

 

[Skinwalker]

Now at level 72, the game feels very easy at the highest difficulty, I've completed almost all side quests, found all altars of Lilith, did a bunch of nightmare dungeons (a.k.a. the only part of the game that's still hard), tried "Echo of Lilith" only to realize it's just a repeat of the final boss fight with insane numbers so screw that that...

It's been fun, despite the obvious flaws. I hope that in the future Blizzard adds some proper expansions, and not just this seasonal stuff that demands a new character.

But for now, after over 100 hours of gameplay, I am finally done with Diablo 4.

 

[ArchAngel]

Now at level 72, the game feels very easy at the highest difficulty, I've completed almost all side quests, found all altars of Lilith, did a bunch of nightmare dungeons (a.k.a. the only part of the game that's still hard), tried "Echo of Lilith" only to realize it's just a repeat of the final boss fight with insane numbers so screw that that...

It's been fun, despite the obvious flaws. I hope that in the future Blizzard adds some proper expansions, and not just this seasonal stuff that demands a new character.

But for now, after over 100 hours of gameplay, I am finally done with Diablo 4.

Weaksauce.

Now do 500 hours of PoE.

 

[KIss My Ass]

Where tf are my Sorce buffs at? I kind of want to make a new one for S1.

 

[abija]

ESG score hunting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-G3j00RQ1U

 

[Metal Hurlant]

Two Blizzard dungeon designer developers playing a dungeon. Please watch to understand why the game turned out the way it did.



Also, that ratio with the downvotes.

 

[Baron Dupek]

same vibes

 

[Nathir]

"Senior dungeon designer" "Associate designer"

So many "designers" work on modern AAA games, and yet the games are all shit, hmmm....

 

[Wilian]

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Fuck you for making me dig that back up. Just take what I say as gospel and stop making me work.

How do they track this when Blizzard offers no metrics and there's not even WoW style armory to check out character updates.

 

[Matador]

Two Blizzard dungeon designer developers playing a dungeon. Please watch to understand why the game turned out the way it did.



Also, that ratio with the downvotes.

Women ruin everything.

 

[Zlaja]

Found the secret cow level:

 

[Peachcurl]

Found the secret cow level:

"Yep, that's a cow alright."

 

[ArchAngel]

LOOOL, Blizzard is worse than I thought:

 

[PapaPetro]

LOOOL, Blizzard is worse than I thought:

Felt like I dodged a bullet by skipped D4's release.
Had a flash on this one.

 

[Peachcurl]

LOOOL, Blizzard is worse than I thought:

It's not really worse than I thought. Especially the battle pass, premium currency and related shenanigans are about as bad as I expected.

Yes, there's some additional fun little dirty tricks Blizzard plays, but those are, essentially, details.

 

[d1r]

Dykes
Gamepad

LOOOL, Blizzard is worse than I thought:

Felt like I dodged a bullet by skipped D4's release.
Had a flash on this one.

That one picture where they showed off itemization in the very early stages of the news cycle was proof enough that they learned nothing from Diablo 3. Anyone with an IQ above room temperature would have immediately jumped ship when seeing that.