Dragon Age: Inquisition Pre-Release Thread

[Stainless Veteran]

What a specieist shitlord.

Especially funny that it comes from a man who looks like this himself:

 

[Angthoron]

What a specieist shitlord.

Especially funny that it comes from a man who looks like this himself:

Eww.

 

[Multiple Sarcasm]

"female dwarves often look like 14 year-old girls"

Obviously, 14 is way too geriatric for Gayder:

 

[Angthoron]

"female dwarves often look like 14 year-old girls"

Obviously, 14 is way too geriatric for Gayder:

So, according to Gaider, twiggy 14-year-olds > short and stocky 14-year-olds.

 

[Stainless Veteran]

"female dwarves often look like 14 year-old girls"

Obviously, 14 is way too geriatric for Gayder:

So, according to Gaider, twiggy 14-year-olds > short and stocky 14-year-olds.

Well, a typical dwarf female have boobs, and a typical female elf doesn't. Gaider is gay, so it's natural for him to like something with boyish figure, rather than with feminine one.

 

[Infinitron]

 

[dryan]

Wow, they managed to put an unrelated advertisement into a 15 second advertisement clip.

 

[DreadMessiah]

They managed to put a darkie in the clip with the most time shown. Soooo progressive is biowhore

 

[Delterius]

They managed to put a darkie in the clip with the most time shown. Soooo progressive is biowhore

You sound paranoid.

 

[Lyric Suite]

They managed to put a darkie in the clip with the most time shown. Soooo progressive is biowhore

You sound paranoid.

Normally i would concur, but knowing Bioware...

 

[RPGMaster]

Gaider has a right nerve to say "Ewww" to anything considering his proclivities.

 

[Delterius]

They managed to put a darkie in the clip with the most time shown. Soooo progressive is biowhore

You sound paranoid.

Normally i would concur, but knowing Bioware...

Well, I still believe the guy truly wanted the horned cow to appear for another half second. Reminds me of that fan fiction writer who stole from BioWare due to a fixation on giants with improbable dicks.

The fourth Law of Volournism tell us this much: those who bitch in the BioWare thread and who appear the most insane are themselves biodrones R00FLES.

 

[Wulfric Pinewood]

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What the fuck is wrong with this man, does somebody hurt him while he was kid or something? What sick lines he published in the whole Inquistion development process. Why i must know if he like sex with a men, sheep, dwarf or something else? Im not interested in his erotic life or gay philosophy. And he is just disgusting.
It is such private thing, normal person be it hetero or homosexual doesn't speak in public what he likes in his own bed. Sick LGBT people, do they always must say: "IM GAY , IM SO PROUD ..." kind of thing every few lines ?

 

[Delterius]

You misunderstand. What is truly awful is the notion of dwarves naked and thrusting. All good people know that dwarves reproduce by the joining of their beards, which all of them have. Essentially, when a dwarf fucks a stocky short girl, its just a dwarf//human pedophilia.

 

[Merlkir]

 

[Lhynn]

Dwarves in Lineage 2

Spoiler

 

[Knut]

repressed homosexual tag for Wulfric Pinewood, please

 

[dukeofwhales]

They managed to put a darkie in the clip with the most time shown. Soooo progressive is biowhore

Shh, no one tell jdinatale!

 

[AW8]

 

[hemtae]

 

[pippin]

One choice, one consequence. Seems appropiate.

 

[DemonKing]

One choice, one consequence. Seems appropiate.

Your choice to buy the game, the consequence being that if enough people do so Bio will keep shoveling crap at us.

 

[Whisky]

So, some cocksucker I know who worships Bioware actually bought me a nights worth of alcohol in exchange for me playing through DA2 and choosing a non-Sebastian romance (He said that they were the best part of the game...). Originally I stopped at Act II, re-evaluated my life and joined the Codex.

So, the game was pretty lulzy. It's a great display of how many mistakes a developer can make, I doubt at any point did anyone making it had fun or looked at it and said, "This is acceptable." In some ways though, this made the game somewhat interesting. What ill-advised plot twist will Bioware come up with next? How two-dimensional will this character act? Which party member is the one you don't want to strangle?

Spoiler

1. They outdo themselves everytime.

2. One dimensional.

3. Avelline.

Spoiler

And I picked Fenris because I knew Anders becomes a fucktard, Isabela would give a -10 CON penalty a week after fucking her and green discharge, and Merrill is the WORST CHARACTER EVER MADE AND I HATE BIOWARE FOR NOT HAVING A KILL MERRILL OPTION IN MY PATH, FUCK!

So yes, an emo JRPG protagonist is the most mature of the romances. Jesus.

So, this brings me to Inquisition. Does it look like it's gonna be as lulzy as DAII? Does this look like it's going to be a complete fucking disaster?

 

[LizardWizard]

Does this look like it's going to be a complete fucking disaster?

 

[Jaesun]

So BioWare are going on again about more shitty meaningless Choice and Consequences where nothing at all that you do or choose will matter at all?