Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[AfterVirtue]

This thread is going places What is next - communist spiders?!

The fuck, i was just trying to find old venom '90 series.

I kind of treat Dragon age like star wars now, I just don't care about it. Not even enough to discuss it.

Oh, i do the same, but in a different way - There is only the original trilogy, Shadows of the Empire, a select few of the Expanded univerese with some videogame = There is only Dragon Age Origin.

 

[Cat Headed Eagle]

Awakenings was better than Origins by virtue of cutting off all the fluff and having okay ish companions.

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

This game looking so interesting, we even are discussing about soviet art here.

As a reminder for everyone, the communism & statues meme was inspired by the "Remnants of our precusors" thread created by Nutmeg with such gems of Soviet artistic creativity as:

 

[MerchantKing]

This game looking so interesting, we even are discussing about soviet art here.

As a reminder for everyone, the communism & statues meme was inspired by the "Remnants of our precusors" thread created by Nutmeg with such gems of Soviet artistic creativity as:

 

[Yosharian]

I unironically dig that

 

[Grauken]

This game looking so interesting, we even are discussing about soviet art here.

As a reminder for everyone, the communism & statues meme was inspired by the "Remnants of our precusors" thread created by Nutmeg with such gems of Soviet artistic creativity as:

 

[Anthedon]

All this thread is missing now are a couple of posts per page of Bruce defending Bioware/Israel/Ukraine etc.

 

[Modron]

All this thread is missing now are a couple of posts per page of Bruce defending Bioware/Israel/Ukraine etc.

And 100 posts about how Licorice enjoys seeing european middleschoolers getting violently culurally enriched.

 

[Semiurge]

Konjad

He'd be in so much trouble for that post now.

Something something, trannies are always wearing costumes and are actual monsters like Frankenstein, etc etc. Is this a dogwhistle from one of the higher ups in Bioware or EA? Realistically, no, but I choose to believe that it is because that would be funny.

Makes sense. Only monsters, spirits, devils, ghosts, vampires, undead, necromorphs and other eldritch entities would celebrate their own during that night.

It's the day when demons and evil spirits walk the earth.

 

[Lyric Suite]

Konjad

He'd be in so much trouble for that post now.

Well, i don't think it's a coincidence all the companions in BG3 are human sized. No Dwarves or Gnomes etc, could it be those coomers don't like to see midgets in their sex scenes?

 

[Space Satan]

Yeah, they are THAT desperate

 

[Lord_Potato]

Yeah, they are THAT desperate

Unknown 9: Awakening was added to AMD graphic cards. Didn't help that game and produced lots of "Even though I got this game for free, I wish a refund" reviews.

 

[Morgoth]

 

[Konjad]

Darth Roxor you have only a week to finish it!

 

[Storyfag]

Darth Roxor you have only a week to finish it!

Wait, I thought you were doing a quickie?

 

[Vyvian]

Konjad

He'd be in so much trouble for that post now.

Well, i don't think it's a coincidence all the companions in BG3 are human sized. No Dwarves or Gnomes etc, could it be those coomers don't like to see midgets in their sex scenes?

If you saw what some hyper autist created on the Larian forums regarding Halfling and "small race" sex you'd understand why they stayed away from it.
This person made 3D models and sexual poses/animations complete with detailed information on proper scaling for it and since the models were devoid of fine detail it literally looked like what you think it did.

 

[Tyranicon]

We'll get a bunch of 7/10s and maybe even 9/10s from the mainstream journos because the "industry" really needs a win at this point. They're already putting out headlines like "BioWare back in form" like they know what the hell they're talking about.

The real reviews will be the nonstop cringe compilations on youtube.

 

[Konjad]

Darth Roxor you have only a week to finish it!

Wait, I thought you were doing a quickie?

Even just thinking about it already makes me too floppy for a quickie.

 

[Morgoth]

We'll get a bunch of 7/10s and maybe even 9/10s from the mainstream journos because the "industry" really needs a win at this point. They're already putting out headlines like "BioWare back in form" like they know what the hell they're talking about.

The real reviews will be the nonstop cringe compilations on youtube.

Cringe compilation content creators need to fucking die or something.

The real reviews usually come months later made by people with care, intelligence and hard work ethos.

 

[Konjad]

We'll get a bunch of 7/10s and maybe even 9/10s from the mainstream journos because the "industry" really needs a win at this point. They're already putting out headlines like "BioWare back in form" like they know what the hell they're talking about.

The real reviews will be the nonstop cringe compilations on youtube.

7 or 9/10s?! I hope not, I have my hopes up that it will live up to Starfield

 

[Morgoth]

TBH this feels more like Mass Effect with a fantasy coat.

 

[Konjad]

I'm not watching any "THE TRUTH ABOUT..." video

 

[Lodis]

To save everyone time the combat is like Dad of War and the atmosphere is like a quippy marvel movie. Game doesn’t have an identity of its own.

Basically what this thread has been saying for the past hundred or so pages.

 

[kapisi]

TBH this feels more like Mass Effect with a fantasy coat.

Fantasy Andromeda seems an apt comparison, with even more bullshit

---bbut you guys it's not open world, there are no stupid MMO quests!

Yeah, like ranking up vendors and shit

 

[Pink Eye]

"Cinematic Masterpiece"