Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Morgoth]

“The game contains some sexual material: characters kissing, moaning, and straddling each other; characters caressing each other while in their underwear; dialogue referencing sex (e.g., "Think about us having sex”; “Are you trying to have sex with me?"). Characters are sometimes depicted topless for prolonged periods of time (e.g., character customization) and/or during love scenes. The word “f**k” appears in the game.”

From the ESRB rating summary

 

[sosmoflux]

U tryna hit?

 

[DKunit]

It's gettin' spicy in here.

 

[cioran]

It's gettin' spicy in here.

Pajeet detected

 

[Tyranicon]

characters caressing each other while in their underwear;

This lame shit is what happens when you don't have the balls to include explicit and gratuitous sexual content.

Imagine being afraid of losing half your audience and being ass-blasted off consoles.

 

[Cat Headed Eagle]

characters caressing each other while in their underwear;

This lame shit is what happens when you don't have the balls to include explicit and gratuitous sexual content.

Imagine being afraid of losing half your audience and being ass-blasted off consoles.

Ironically The Witcher beat them with this - while Bioware's romances were still in the teehee handholding stuff, in twitcher you could go full plap plap get pregnant mode

 

[Grauken]

But there is ANYONE here who defends Bioware and Drag age Failguard?

If it had TB combat I would play it

 

[Lord_Potato]

Ironically The Witcher beat them with this - while Bioware's romances were still in the teehee handholding stuff, in twitcher you could go full plap plap get pregnant mode

Not really since Witchers are sterile.

 

[Cryomancer]

If it had TB combat I would play it

Look how sponge enemies are and 3 only abilities. Imagine this shit in TB.

 

[Lodis]

characters caressing each other while in their underwear;

This lame shit is what happens when you don't have the balls to include explicit and gratuitous sexual content.

Imagine being afraid of losing half your audience and being ass-blasted off consoles.

Ironically The Witcher beat them with this - while Bioware's romances were still in the teehee handholding stuff, in twitcher you could go full plap plap get pregnant mode

Funnily enough ME: Andromeda of all games had BioWare’s raunchiest sex scene.

But nobody cared because the game was so shit that few people actually played long enough to get the scene and the kind of people that liked the game and played to that point didn’t like the character in question because despite looking like the most stereotypical dyke imaginable she was 100% straight which pissed them off.

 

[Grauken]

If it had TB combat I would play it

Look how sponge enemies are and 3 only abilities. Imagine this shit in TB.

Good point, though I assume if it had been designed for TB it would have better systems

 

[Child of Malkav]

“Are you trying to have sex with me?”

Even demons know better than that and instead listen to their self preservation instincts.

 

[Child of Malkav]

This lame shit is what happens when you don't have the balls to include explicit and gratuitous sexual content.

Add the equivalent of hot coffee mod, complete with gameplay and proper mechanics for it, GTA SA style.
anything else is bullshit.

 

[Melcar]

When will games stop being fuck simulators and go back to being regular ol' games?

 

[just]

When will games stop being fuck simulators and go back to being regular ol' games?

two more years

 

[Lord_Potato]

When will games stop being fuck simulators and go back to being regular ol' games?

On Thursday

 

[Crispy]

So is this really going to be released in less than ten days?

Is it as gay as it looks?

 

[Crispy]

I forgot to say that if it's all gay then I don't want it.

 

[Skinwalker]

But nobody cared because the game was so shit that few people actually played long enough

Here's to hoping that the exact same thing happens to Vileshart.

 

[Storyfag]

I forgot to say that if it's all gay then I don't want it.

And I am We are the Pope.

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

Is this game an example of the infamous romantasy genre that Tim Cain was talking about in one of his recent videos?

Perhaps the thread title should include "developed by Bioware" so that people don't need to ask these redundant questions.

 

[Cael]

When will games stop being fuck simulators and go back to being regular ol' games?

two more years

2 weeks.

 

[Pink Eye]

“Are you trying to have sex with me?”

 

[Morgoth]

I forgot to say that if it's all gay then I don't want it.

Don't worry, they put that senior Indian dame in there for people just like you.

 

[Karwelas]

So is this really going to be released in less than ten days?

Is it as gay as it looks?

This shit won't be released, judging from the trailer, the correct name for it will be "escaped from the studio".