Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard Thread

cpmartins · 2024-11-01T02:36:29+0100

Late Bloomer said:
cpmartins said:

People been hating fags since I got here, so I'm thinking you're full of shit.

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You might be right. Nobody likes you since you got here.

I wish I was a fag, imagine not having to rely on women to get you off. Luckily your mom does it for me just fine.

None · 2024-11-01T02:37:03+0100

Warrax said:
Who is the target audience for those 'surgery scars' anyway?

Investors.

Larianshill · 2024-11-01T02:37:24+0100

Side question, is it possible to hate women so much, you become gay?

Late Bloomer · 2024-11-01T02:37:58+0100

cpmartins said:
Late Bloomer said:

cpmartins said:

People been hating fags since I got here, so I'm thinking you're full of shit.

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You might be right. Nobody likes you since you got here.

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I wish I was a fag, imagine not having to rely on women to get you off. Luckily your mom does it for me just fine.

Ohhhhhhh you are from Brazil, that explains it. Carry on, fag.

cpmartins · 2024-11-01T02:38:34+0100

Late Bloomer said:
cpmartins said:

Late Bloomer said:

cpmartins said:

People been hating fags since I got here, so I'm thinking you're full of shit.

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You might be right. Nobody likes you since you got here.

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I wish I was a fag, imagine not having to rely on women to get you off. Luckily your mom does it for me just fine.

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Ohhhhhhh you are from Brazil, that explains it. Carry on, fag.

Thanks, worthless nigger! I will indeed.

None · 2024-11-01T02:39:04+0100

Larianshill said:
Side question, is it possible to hate women so much, you become gay?

No, because gay men are essentially women. There's no escape.

Child of Malkav · 2024-11-01T02:50:25+0100

So how many copies does this trash heap need to sell to recoup its investment or be considered a success?

Urthor · 2024-11-01T02:50:26+0100

So, is it shit?

Lovely Feather Pillow · 2024-11-01T02:53:37+0100

Urthor said:
So, is it shit?

Mostly positive reviews on Steam.

Sweeper · 2024-11-01T02:53:38+0100

Urthor said:
So, is it shit?

Whoever answers this question will out himself as having played Veilguard.
Coming out as a homo might be less embarrassing.

Late Bloomer · 2024-11-01T02:53:48+0100

jackofshadows said:
Gentlemen post some screens from steam, we're here to be amused after all. And I'm annoyed at my vpn right now anyway

This is just a quick sample of the front page of the Veilguard dicussion forum on Steam. Edit: fixed for those unable to access previous site. jackofshadows

Child of Malkav · 2024-11-01T02:53:54+0100

Urthor said:
So, is it shit?

Takamori · 2024-11-01T03:00:06+0100

Well weekends always dictate the max number. But for a 10 year dev road, these numbers are shit.

Wasteland · 2024-11-01T03:02:54+0100

Naraya said:
Uh, every time I see a screenshot from this game my IQ drops a point. STOP THE PASTE!

Just 50 more screenshots and you'll be ready to buy Veilguard

Sweeper said:
Whoever answers this question will out himself as having played Veilguard.
Coming out as a homo might be less embarrassing.

Coming out as a homo would be less gay too, tbh.

Warrax · 2024-11-01T03:06:43+0100

Urthor said:
So, is it shit?

Seems to be just good enough to play for many people because of the mindless flashy combat and good ambient visuals. Lots of people seem to be playing it hoping the rest of it gets better eventually.

Fargus · 2024-11-01T03:07:17+0100

Child of Malkav said:
So how many copies does this trash heap need to sell to recoup its investment or be considered a success?

If Veilguard doesn't sell 10 million copies it's probably a failure for EA

Melcar · 2024-11-01T03:09:03+0100

Fargus said:
Child of Malkav said:

So how many copies does this trash heap need to sell to recoup its investment or be considered a success?

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If Veilguard doesn't sell 10 million copies it's probably a failure for EA

It probably already sold that and people are simply not playing right now. Wait for the weekend and swim in Codex tears.

Tyranicon · 2024-11-01T03:13:09+0100

Well this was a wet fart of a release. Barely had higher top concurrent than the Mass Effect trilogy re-release, and significantly underperformed all of it's nearest competitors in the RPG space. Under DOS 2, Metaphor, KC:D, Witcher 3, not to mention giants like BG3 and Elden Ring.

And the cherry on top, basically most of the positive reviews:

If BioWare can't rally on the weekend, they're cooked.

Lovely Feather Pillow · 2024-11-01T03:13:29+0100

Gerrard · 2024-11-01T03:13:48+0100

Warrax said:
Who is the target audience for those 'surgery scars' anyway?

The modern audience.

Warrax · 2024-11-01T03:13:53+0100

It's on track to have fewer players on Steam playing it than BG3 in just a few hours. 60k vs 50k right now.

Hedasd · 2024-11-01T03:14:42+0100

Melcar said:
Fargus said:

Child of Malkav said:

So how many copies does this trash heap need to sell to recoup its investment or be considered a success?

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If Veilguard doesn't sell 10 million copies it's probably a failure for EA

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It probably already sold that and people are simply not playing right now. Wait for the weekend and swim in Codex tears.

Highest selling Bioware game only managed to get to 12 million after releasing in the luckiest possible date ever which led to it becoming GOTY. But then again, even Anthem managed to sell more than 5 million copies, who knows what retarded shit we will see with this game.