Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard Thread

[Skinwalker]

Took a gander at the steam forums. What a dumpster fire that is lol

You went to the open sewer and act surprised at the smell?

Are you trying to invite people to your place? It's not working.

 

[cpmartins]

I've been posting here all day and barely saw any posts regarding nigger elves. First they take away antisemitism, then racism, and at long last they will start to chip away at homophobia and transphobia. Mark my words.

That is a fact. Codex hates trannies above all else. A fair amount of people don't mind negro elves / negro companions in classic fantasy. BG3 proved just how much dick in the ass the codex user base was willing to endure to play a, at best, midly competent game. I get a feeling, a good deal of people posting here are brown / sexual degenerates though. So they like negroes, masculine women, homosexuals, bestiality, wanting scenes to concentrate on the feet instead of tits & ass (sorry Jarl), being talked down to, sex with monsters, brown asian elves etc. But for some reason, trannies have yet to be accepted here. I imagine all it will take is another year, maybe two, before people here are defending their transexual romance options in crpgs. Just look at the BG3 thread to see which users will be leading the forefront on transexual normalization.

People been hating fags since I got here, so I'm thinking you're full of shit.

Gotta say, that song that plays during RUNE installation is bad ass, absolutely worth downloading and installing this shit for that.

 

[MerchantKing]

Somebody tell that idiot that Respawn released 2 jedi games with 40k-60k peak numbers since the release of Anthem

Was it this one?

 

[Assisted Living Godzilla]

 

[Gerrard]

Asmon has more viewers than the game had peak players.

 

[Late Bloomer]

People been hating fags since I got here, so I'm thinking you're full of shit.

You might be right. Nobody likes you since you got here.

 

[cpmartins]

People been hating fags since I got here, so I'm thinking you're full of shit.

You might be right. Nobody likes you since you got here.

I wish I was a fag, imagine not having to rely on women to get you off. Luckily your mom does it for me just fine.

 

[None]

Who is the target audience for those 'surgery scars' anyway?

Investors.

 

[Larianshill]

Side question, is it possible to hate women so much, you become gay?

 

[Late Bloomer]

People been hating fags since I got here, so I'm thinking you're full of shit.

You might be right. Nobody likes you since you got here.

I wish I was a fag, imagine not having to rely on women to get you off. Luckily your mom does it for me just fine.

Ohhhhhhh you are from Brazil, that explains it. Carry on, fag.

 

[cpmartins]

People been hating fags since I got here, so I'm thinking you're full of shit.

You might be right. Nobody likes you since you got here.

I wish I was a fag, imagine not having to rely on women to get you off. Luckily your mom does it for me just fine.

Ohhhhhhh you are from Brazil, that explains it. Carry on, fag.

Thanks, worthless nigger! I will indeed.

 

[None]

Side question, is it possible to hate women so much, you become gay?

No, because gay men are essentially women. There's no escape.

 

[Child of Malkav]

So how many copies does this trash heap need to sell to recoup its investment or be considered a success?

 

[Urthor]

So, is it shit?

 

[Lovely Feather Pillow]

So, is it shit?

Mostly positive reviews on Steam.

 

[Sweeper]

So, is it shit?

Whoever answers this question will out himself as having played Veilguard.
Coming out as a homo might be less embarrassing.

 

[Late Bloomer]

Gentlemen post some screens from steam, we're here to be amused after all. And I'm annoyed at my vpn right now anyway

This is just a quick sample of the front page of the Veilguard dicussion forum on Steam. Edit: fixed for those unable to access previous site. jackofshadows

 

[Child of Malkav]

So, is it shit?

 

[Takamori]

Well weekends always dictate the max number. But for a 10 year dev road, these numbers are shit.

 

[Wasteland]

Uh, every time I see a screenshot from this game my IQ drops a point. STOP THE PASTE!

Just 50 more screenshots and you'll be ready to buy Veilguard

Whoever answers this question will out himself as having played Veilguard.
Coming out as a homo might be less embarrassing.

Coming out as a homo would be less gay too, tbh.

 

[Warrax]

So, is it shit?

Seems to be just good enough to play for many people because of the mindless flashy combat and good ambient visuals. Lots of people seem to be playing it hoping the rest of it gets better eventually.

 

[Fargus]

So how many copies does this trash heap need to sell to recoup its investment or be considered a success?

If Veilguard doesn't sell 10 million copies it's probably a failure for EA

 

[Melcar]

So how many copies does this trash heap need to sell to recoup its investment or be considered a success?

If Veilguard doesn't sell 10 million copies it's probably a failure for EA

It probably already sold that and people are simply not playing right now. Wait for the weekend and swim in Codex tears.

 

[Tyranicon]

Well this was a wet fart of a release. Barely had higher top concurrent than the Mass Effect trilogy re-release, and significantly underperformed all of it's nearest competitors in the RPG space. Under DOS 2, Metaphor, KC:D, Witcher 3, not to mention giants like BG3 and Elden Ring.

And the cherry on top, basically most of the positive reviews:

If BioWare can't rally on the weekend, they're cooked.

 

[Lovely Feather Pillow]