Capcom Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen

[Jormundgander]

The pieces fit together smoothly:

 

[Delterius]

everything is coming together in the fifth dimension

 

[Reinhardt]

ANY DAY NOW!

 

[Black Angel]

ONE DAY CLOSER

 

[Cyberarmy]

Optimisim in this thread is robbing the world of its optimisim reserves.

 

[Silverfish]

Optimisim in this thread is robbing worlds optimisim reserves.

The announcement is coming soon, Warriors will have access to six active skills, Madeleine will be promoted to full-time party member and the noob town will actually be fun this time.

 

[Black Angel]

the noob town will actually be fun this time.

I don't know how or what kind of 'fun' you thought it was supposed to be, but I think Cassardis is quite neatly designed; kinda reminds me of the older MH games villages (like Pokke Village). And if you properly paid attention to the flow of the narrative, you'll end up going back there way more than starting towns in RPGs usually do.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

My greatest fear is DD2 releases, the day is here, I'm so excited I've barely been able to sleep. I go to get my morning coffee at the Dunkin Donuts down the street. I get struck by a car. I die.

 

[Fargus]

My greatest fear is DD2 releases, the day is here, I'm so excited I've barely been able to sleep. I go to get my morning coffee at the Dunkin Donuts down the street. I get struck by a car. I die.

What if the game ends up being shit after all the years you've waited for it?

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

My greatest fear is DD2 releases, the day is here, I'm so excited I've barely been able to sleep. I go to get my morning coffee at the Dunkin Donuts down the street. I get struck by a car. I die.

What if the game ends up being shit after all the years you've waited for it?

Then I fucking kill you, Fargus. I kill you dead.

 

[Fargus]

My greatest fear is DD2 releases, the day is here, I'm so excited I've barely been able to sleep. I go to get my morning coffee at the Dunkin Donuts down the street. I get struck by a car. I die.

What if the game ends up being shit after all the years you've waited for it?

Then I fucking kill you, Fargus. I kill you dead.

What if i'm already dead by then?

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

My greatest fear is DD2 releases, the day is here, I'm so excited I've barely been able to sleep. I go to get my morning coffee at the Dunkin Donuts down the street. I get struck by a car. I die.

What if the game ends up being shit after all the years you've waited for it?

Then I fucking kill you, Fargus. I kill you dead.

What if i'm already dead by then?

Well we can't both be dead one of us has to play this shit.

 

[Fargus]

My greatest fear is DD2 releases, the day is here, I'm so excited I've barely been able to sleep. I go to get my morning coffee at the Dunkin Donuts down the street. I get struck by a car. I die.

What if the game ends up being shit after all the years you've waited for it?

Then I fucking kill you, Fargus. I kill you dead.

What if i'm already dead by then?

Well we can't both be dead one of us has to play this shit.

What if you're dead and there is no internet connection in hell to download the game and the satan asks for a blowjob in exchange for 5 minutes of playing it on his pc?

Would you?

 

[ERYFKRAD]

My greatest fear is DD2 releases, the day is here, I'm so excited I've barely been able to sleep. I go to get my morning coffee at the Dunkin Donuts down the street. I get struck by a car. I die.

Unlikely but in that case I will have a copy buried with you.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

satan asks for a blowjob in exchange for 5 minutes

If the devil is dumb enough to ask a creature with mandibles for a blowjob the deed is its own punishment.

 

[Kruno]

The pieces fit together smoothly:

I have been working on the team for the new Dragon's Dogma game. All that is bullshit! Let me tell you what will really happen!
The game will begin in a field of flowers and a young samurai in red will scream "Nani" while his eyeballs explode and cover the field of flowers with a yellow mucous, given that flowers are plant genitals, this is the equivalent of giving plants an STD. After that the samulai will beg Tom Cluise to take over his job and then Tom Cluise will destroy the dragon. The end.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

The pieces fit together smoothly:

I have been working on the team for the new Dragon's Dogma game. All that is bullshit! Let me tell you what will really happen!
The game will begin in a field of flowers and a young samurai in red will scream "Nani" while his eyeballs explode and cover the field of flowers with a yellow mucous, given that flowers are plant genitals, this is the equivalent of giving plants an STD. After that the samulai will beg Tom Cluise to take over his job and then Tom Cluise will destroy the dragon. The end.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

My greatest fear is DD2 releases, the day is here, I'm so excited I've barely been able to sleep. I go to get my morning coffee at the Dunkin Donuts down the street. I get struck by a car. I die.

What if the game ends up being shit after all the years you've waited for it?

Then I fucking kill you, Fargus. I kill you dead.

What if i'm already dead by then?

Well we can't both be dead one of us has to play this shit.

What if you're dead and there is no internet connection in hell to download the game and the satan asks for a blowjob in exchange for 5 minutes of playing it on his pc?

Would you?

WHY DOES EVERYBODY TRY TO SEXUALIZE ME

 

[ERYFKRAD]

My greatest fear is DD2 releases, the day is here, I'm so excited I've barely been able to sleep. I go to get my morning coffee at the Dunkin Donuts down the street. I get struck by a car. I die.

What if the game ends up being shit after all the years you've waited for it?

Then I fucking kill you, Fargus. I kill you dead.

What if i'm already dead by then?

Well we can't both be dead one of us has to play this shit.

What if you're dead and there is no internet connection in hell to download the game and the satan asks for a blowjob in exchange for 5 minutes of playing it on his pc?

Would you?

WHY DOES EVERYBODY TRY TO SEXUALIZE ME

Eh? You're the one wearing red all the time.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

I have a limited palette.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

I have a limited palette.

Oh right, 8 bit

 

[fork]

My greatest fear is DD2 releases, the day is here, I'm so excited I've barely been able to sleep. I go to get my morning coffee at the Dunkin Donuts down the street. I get struck by a car. I die.

What if the game ends up being shit after all the years you've waited for it?

This is way more likely.

 

[Deuce Traveler]

My greatest fear is DD2 releases, the day is here, I'm so excited I've barely been able to sleep. I go to get my morning coffee at the Dunkin Donuts down the street. I get struck by a car. I die.

What if the game ends up being shit after all the years you've waited for it?

Then I fucking kill you, Fargus. I kill you dead.

What if i'm already dead by then?

Well we can't both be dead one of us has to play this shit.

What if you're dead and there is no internet connection in hell to download the game and the satan asks for a blowjob in exchange for 5 minutes of playing it on his pc?

Would you?

WHY DOES EVERYBODY TRY TO SEXUALIZE ME

They've been playing Spiderweb Software games.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

My greatest fear is DD2 releases, the day is here, I'm so excited I've barely been able to sleep. I go to get my morning coffee at the Dunkin Donuts down the street. I get struck by a car. I die.

What if the game ends up being shit after all the years you've waited for it?

Then I fucking kill you, Fargus. I kill you dead.

What if i'm already dead by then?

Well we can't both be dead one of us has to play this shit.

What if you're dead and there is no internet connection in hell to download the game and the satan asks for a blowjob in exchange for 5 minutes of playing it on his pc?

Would you?

WHY DOES EVERYBODY TRY TO SEXUALIZE ME

They've been playing Spiderweb Software games.

What's option 3?

 

[Fargus]

What's option 3?

Option 3

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