Dragon's Dogma II - "They’re masterworks, all – you can’t go wrong"

[Eisen]

Spoiler

So if i understood this correctly, according to this all men besides spawns of bestiality want some elven ass, naturally, and beastmen want that cat lady and other zoophile deviant content. It seems also that everyone agrees to ignore shortstacks.
Most woman of all races have thirst for furry dick, besides elves who want dwarven rod. Also bizzarly all women ignore elven lanklets besides beast ones which seems to hate even more human men.

So this that deepest lore...

This is a parody of this:

 

[Silverfish]

Is pure mage a good way to play? I never tried it in DDDA

Depends on your approach. If you're looking to kill shit and be even remotely efficient, look elsewhere. If you're down with a slower pace or just looking for a laugh, it's a lot of fun.

 

[Alfgart]

 

[mediocrepoet]

They should backport this to DD1. Eat shit, Feste!

 

[toro]

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

 

[Abu Antar]

No demo announcement.

All they gave us was a pre-release character creator. Create your Arisen, and a pawn or two.

 

[Shinji]

I'm hitting F5 but nothing happens

https://www.dragonsdogma.com/2/en-us/topics/demo/

 

[Black]

They just confirmed there's only going to be one vocation, sorcerer, because it's Itsuno's favourite and fuck you.

 

[conan_edw]

Doesn't seem to be up in Steam yet as well

 

[deuxhero]

I'm hitting F5 but nothing happens

https://www.dragonsdogma.com/2/en-us/topics/demo/

If you check the source for the element names they deliberately disabled the button. They knowingly launched that page, saying it was available now, before it was actually available.

 

[H. P. Lovecraft's Cat]

So they all get buried alive. That's pretty dark, I dig it.

 

[H. P. Lovecraft's Cat]

No demo announcement.

All they gave us was a pre-release character creator. Create your Arisen, and a pawn or two.

Oh this is way better than a demo. Now I can just jump right into the action instead of wasting hours making waifus.

 

[Lyre Mors]

This plus a couple hours of gameplay transferable to the full game would have been much better. Oh well.

 

[Black]

https://steamdb.info/app/2674810/history/
Click install

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

They should backport this to DD1. Eat shit, Feste!

 

[H. P. Lovecraft's Cat]

This plus a couple hours of gameplay transferable to the full game would have been much better. Oh well.

Most games don't even let you create your characters ahead of release. This is rad. FromSoftware needs to do this most of all since it takes hours just to create something that doesn't resemble a retarded ape.

 

[gabel]

This plus a couple hours of gameplay transferable to the full game would have been much better. Oh well.

Most games don't even let you create your characters ahead of release. This is rad. FromSoftware needs to do this most of all since it takes hours just to create something that doesn't resemble a retarded ape.

Enjoy your 25fps console performance.

 

[H. P. Lovecraft's Cat]

Enjoy your 25fps console performance.

Why so butthurt? Go fuck your dog fork, you fucking weirdo.

 

[Pyrite Pachyderm]

 

[deuxhero]

Confirmed: Character creator is garbage. Bunch of superficial stuff to cover huge downgrades compared to original.

 

[gabel]

Body type A or B, furry or tranny?

 

[Lyre Mors]

Most games don't even let you create your characters ahead of release. This is rad. FromSoftware needs to do this most of all since it takes hours just to create something that doesn't resemble a retarded ape.

It's true, and I do hate fiddling around with a character creator when I just want to start playing the game, so I usually give up halfway through the process and end up slightly dissatisfied with how my guy looks.

Well, 15 days to go. Fuck I can't wait.

 

[gabel]

By the way, is there a single vocation that resembles assassin, strider or archer?
I.e. daggers and bow?

Or do we actually have 10 dumbed down vocations with less skills?

 

[gabel]

Fucking lol.
That char creator is abysmal.
Not that I'm surprised.

Have fun swallowing goyslop, retards.