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[deem]

Found a Codex weapon.

 

[Mortmal]

Malenia is shit and cheap just like everything else about the latter parts of the game

She's quite easy, as ranged character at least . Once you see her getting up in the air just run away , you will avoid most of the blows and have to time roll the last two attacks. If you are melee then you can still block all of it wih a greatshield.

 

[Yosharian]

I FINALLY beat Radahn. That guy is a fuckin asshole. I hope he's festering in hell.

Crucible Knight in Redmane is way worse than Radahn

 

[Brickfrog]

I FINALLY beat Radahn. That guy is a fuckin asshole. I hope he's festering in hell.

Crucible Knight in Redmane is way worse than Radahn

Gotta get a run where you kill the misbegotten before the knight spawns. Then it's not too bad.

 

[Yosharian]

I FINALLY beat Radahn. That guy is a fuckin asshole. I hope he's festering in hell.

Crucible Knight in Redmane is way worse than Radahn

Gotta get a run where you kill the misbegotten before the knight spawns. Then it's not too bad.

Not too bad? Misbegotten was dead before he even got to me. Crucible Knight was basically unkillable unless I spent 3 hours learning how to parry every single attack of his. Which I am not going to do, especially since I'm playing a mage. Just fuck that fight, absolutely horrible. I went to Atlas instead and skipped it. Radahn lasted a couple of minutes tops to Rock Sling spam lmao

 

[Brickfrog]

Does crucible knight input read spells too? Lol

 

[Salvo]

Malenia is shit and cheap just like everything else about the latter parts of the game

Git gud she's fine.

Haha lmao git guddd xdddddddd From's games are flawless don't you dare critique them xdddd
Guess what you stupid nigger, I did beat her and she's still cheap as shit / an unfun fight

The only times where "git gud" applied without it being some retarded deflection were in Dark Souls 1 and Sekiro

 

[Brickfrog]

She was easier than demon of hatred for me

 

[Yosharian]

It's not that he needs to read spell input, he doesn't give you any space to cast and his poise is fucking insane. When he has his shield up he is basically immune to spells and when he has it down you better not be casting anything

 

[Salvo]

deem looking forward to seeing your reaction, if you ever manage to even get there

 

[deem]

90% of the posts of Salvo, Curratum et al amount to little more than this.

 

[Salvo]

90% of the posts of Salvo, Curratum et al amount to little more than this.

You haven't even beaten Godrick yet lmao

 

[deem]

You haven't even beaten Godrick yet lmao

??

 

[cvv]

Crucible Knights are assholes but they can be parried relatively easily and they have a solid window after their two-handed spin attack.

 

[Salvo]

You haven't even beaten Godrick yet lmao

??

why are you still in limgrave then

 

[Lyric Suite]

Meh, nothing so far warranted making a video, least of all the boss of Castle Morne, but then i remembered this guy:



I kinda fucked up here but whatever, didn't feel like trying again just to make a better video so i just killed him.

I guess it's back to Margaret next and Stormveil castle for the second time.

 

[Lyric Suite]

Try again.

My boomer ass keeps fucking this up lmao.

 

[Lithium Flower]

People complaining about difficulty meanwhile getting to the mountaintop of the giants and getting my cockass prolapsed for the first time in like ~30 hours after steamrolling the Plateau put a massive smile on my face. Half the time the game makes me feel like that Man in Black dude at the end of Westworld Season 1. Or a cenobite, craving that sweet, sweet pain after being deprived of it for so long.

After 165 hours (and counting) of autism I hold to the idea that people complaining about difficulty in a game where it's so relatively easy to overlevel yourself (or your weapon, really) for about 25-50% of the content without really trying are just old. Like no offense to anyone complaining about the late game areas, but if Mountaintop/Snowground were any easier than they currently are - which for my taste is relatively challenging, and I am no god at this game, I just explore a fair bit as evidenced by me smegma-tier playtime - I and other basement-dwellers would be, like, really let down, bro. So, sucks to all of you who have a life. And for being old. Get some botox, sell your house, put your kids up for adoption, and maybe you can game on our level you geriatrics.

And yeah I know I am not at Mykhailo Goldchild's Wonderbush yet nor have I faced the Maiden of Despoilment but at this point if either do not thoroughly spank by delicious ass I will be SORE-ly disappointed aha

 

[Zurbo]

Malenia is shit and cheap just like everything else about the latter parts of the game

Git gud she's fine.

Haha lmao git guddd xdddddddd From's games are flawless don't you dare critique them xdddd
Guess what you stupid nigger, I did beat her and she's still cheap as shit / an unfun fight

The only times where "git gud" applied without it being some retarded deflection were in Dark Souls 1 and Sekiro

Without that flurry combo she'd be fine imo. Great idea and design for a boss.
Still it's true. That one attack ruins the fun.

 

[Lithium Flower]

Also hot damn Lyric Suite is putting us all to shame, as despite all the assumptions we can make about his age and cognitive abilities based on his theosophical takes I'll be damned if sumbitch can't time his rolls like a mothafucka, foo'

 

[Lyric Suite]

I would have done better but i wanted to try that weapon art and couldn't find an easy way to squeeze that attack into the routine. That's why i fumbled on the second stage.

I like the hefty damage boost you get though.

 

[Sunri]

Malenia is shit and cheap just like everything else about the latter parts of the game

Git gud she's fine.

Haha lmao git guddd xdddddddd From's games are flawless don't you dare critique them xdddd
Guess what you stupid nigger, I did beat her and she's still cheap as shit / an unfun fight

The only times where "git gud" applied without it being some retarded deflection were in Dark Souls 1 and Sekiro

There is a difference between critiquing the game and moaning like a bitch, maybe you have beaten her, but she still lives rent-free in your head.

 

[Salvo]

Malenia is shit and cheap just like everything else about the latter parts of the game

Git gud she's fine.

Haha lmao git guddd xdddddddd From's games are flawless don't you dare critique them xdddd
Guess what you stupid nigger, I did beat her and she's still cheap as shit / an unfun fight

The only times where "git gud" applied without it being some retarded deflection were in Dark Souls 1 and Sekiro

There is a difference between critiquing the game and moaning like a bitch, maybe you have beaten her, but she still lives rent-free in your head.

ok fromdrone

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Traditional spanish meme. It means: "God's work is to forgive furries. Mine? Send them to him."

What!

We kill the furries on Earth so God can send them to hell.

 

[TheHeroOfTime]

People just discovered that Melina has a functional moveset has a boss. Probably because she was supposed to be one, but From discarded the idea.