@jerome3138
7 months ago
I'll never forget the first time I summoned someone. It was in Dark Souls 3, I had made it all the way to the soul of cinder, I was stuck for three days, scared I was going to be repeating the week long battle I had with the nameless king, going to work, coming home, fighting him for an hour before giving up, I decided I'd just summon someone and get it over with. As one of my many cinders was used, I saw him. There he was, the greatest summon I've ever seen, Patrick star. He wore no clothes, he had nothing but a pink body, and a very large sword. At first I thought this fight was going to be tough, a long fight that we may not win. But then, Patrick star, in his beautiful, nay, boastful, yet muscular form, he 1v1'd the boss, as I sat as a mere weakling on the sidelines. His fight was glorious, he danced with the Soul of Cinder, and when all was said and done, he rolled away and allowed me to get the final hit in. I had never seen such an act of compassion, dedication, and selflessness from another mortal ever. Thank you, Patrick.