I have got on the bandwagon. Cue Fleetwood the Mac. And face of TODD.
So I've been playing this for a day or two. Let's start with the good stuff?
Because there is good stuff? I think?
Graphics are improved. Lighting anyway. And then you see the shadows from circa 2001. And then you notice the engine refusing to load textures properly half the time for half the meshes, settling for LOD textures so everything looks like shit. Bethesda in 2015 folks.
Animations for emotive limb movements have been improved. At times it's really good looking. And then you see the completely emotionless faces. It's like, Bethesda can't do one thing right without fucking up something else.
It's really stable! Like, holy shit. I haven't had a single crash. But wait, it's Bethesda. HOLY SHIT are there bugs and various glitches. Most of them related to the fucking settlements.
THE SETTLEMENTS. HOLY FUCK WHO CAME UP WITH THIS SHIT??? NPC's stuck on rooftops. NPC's stuck in the middle of beds. NPC's stuck, anywhere. NPC AI bugging out. Happiness fluctuating like an undecisive politician. Are they happy? Now they're happy? Now they're not happy? What happened? No power? Not enough food? What's going on? Walls/roofs/floors/whatever that might lock onto the adjacent object. HESUS FUCKING CHRIST. AND THE UI. HOW. CAN. YOU. PUT. THIS. IN. A. FINISHED. PRODUCT. This is the most unfun I've had in a long time.
So Bethesda came up with a beta patch. I think alpha would have been a more apt description. Fixed - long texture load times/area load times - no, it is not fix. Broke - mod loading, well there's supposedly some workaround but seeing as how I just use a tits mod I haven't bothered. Settlements are as glitched as ever.
It doesn't feel like Boston at all. I've heard one single NPC try a Boston accent, and that seemed to vanish every other sentence. Voice acting is vastly improved from Fallout 3 though. And I haven't had a single instance where I wanted to unload my gun in someones face like say, Moira. NPC's are ok. Quests are the same seek and destroy shit as before. But atleast the quest givers aren't total idiots - see Fallout 3. And I've yet to see a single quest that made me go WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? They're uninspiring quests, but for some reason they cut out the retard aspects. That's something?
There's a single city. And fuck is it tiny. Aaand like 20 settlements that serve no purpose. WHO THE FUCK MADE THE MAP? WHO IS THIS INDIVIDUAL SO RETARDED THEY REALLY SHOULD NOT HOLD A JOB PROGRAMMING? I CAN'T SEE SHIT. It's a fucking mess.
Now for some LIES. Straight from the TODD. LOL THERE ARE THOUSANDS INFINITE INFINITE WEAPONS. AND WEAPON MODS.
Fuck you TODD. There are 10 guns. With about 6 mods each. These mods are all pretty much the same. These guns and mods are some of the most uninspiring shit I've ever laid my eyes on. Also. Bethesda don't seem to understand how certain mods actually work in real life. Bethesda also seem to think that turning a gun into full auto halves its damage. This is false. Maybe it's for balance LOL? YEAH. EXCEPT THEN THERE ARE GUNS THAT LOAD WITH SPECIALS. SPECIALS LIKE UNLIMITED MAGAZINES - SO IF YOU HAVE THE BULLITS, YOU CAN FIRE INDEFINITELY. BALANCE. WHERE IS IT?
I also can't craft weapons or bullits. Why? Mods will fix it?
The game is tougher than Fallout 3 though. I die a lot. On normal. I haven't bothered with higher difficulties even to test because I know it's just HP padding.
Fallout 3 had a really slim selection of enemies. Well, for some reason this number hasn't increased AT ALL for Fallout 4. There are raider variants like Gunners and Triggermen, but the AI is the same shit. On the other hand, you now have some pretty cool features like molerats and radscorps burrowing and ambushing you. That's kinda fun. BUT WHY ARE THERE SO FEW ENEMY TYPES TODD?
I really really really really really hate deathclaws. The furthere south you get the more you run into. I like the Glowing Sea, cool area. BUT THE MOTHERFUXING DEATHCLAWS. EVERYWHERE. THEY ARE NOT CHALLENGING. THEY ARE NOT FUN. THEY'RE JUST AN OVERLY NOSY INDIVIDUAL TRYING TO STOP YOU FROM PISSING IN PUBLIC.
It's like with every cool/interesting feature there's a massive downside. SOME FUCKING COCKSUCKING FUCKHEAD MORON HAD TO INSERT THEIR SHITTY IDEAS TO FUCK IT UP FOR EVERYONE ELSE. LET'S DO SETTLEMENTS GAIS. NO FUCK YOU.
edit: I should also say I really like the weather fx, specially the rad storms that can KILL YA. Well maybe they can. And Bethesda seems to have dropped the fake rain overlay and gone with sort of actual rain because cover seems to work. HEY ITS SOMETHING. Also, why are there so few new songs? I like the DJ Travis, well it's hard not to when it's not THREEDOG, but yeah, also shit does Travis have the same problem 3d did - repeating the same fucking news ALL. THE. TIME.