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ERYFKRAD

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When is Dark Arena release date?
One or two years ago...
Fortunately, Pierre had a decent record, he already delivered games, even if the last took a very long time. We can be reasonably sure that he will deliver this campaign as well. Sometime next <insert day of the week>. Unless his famous diet kills him first... <pessimist>
 

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Taka-Haradin puolipeikko

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kobolds > gnomes
Wrong. Gnomes are the best.
Only at being the worst.
What about the famous gnome barbarians?
Used as footstools by Mongolian horse archers for getting on horseback faster.
There are no Gnome Barbarians. The average Gnome is too intelligent to be one.
How do you explain this?
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kobolds > gnomes
Wrong. Gnomes are the best.
Only at being the worst.
What about the famous gnome barbarians?
Used as footstools by Mongolian horse archers for getting on horseback faster.
There are no Gnome Barbarians. The average Gnome is too intelligent to be one.
How do you explain this?
tAutreW3QwK-7yRVz2SW_g.webp
7wA-rpqvS96AEwkYE7OSNQ.webp
The one on the left is a ranger and the one on the right is a druid.
 

Taka-Haradin puolipeikko

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kobolds > gnomes
Wrong. Gnomes are the best.
Only at being the worst.
What about the famous gnome barbarians?
Used as footstools by Mongolian horse archers for getting on horseback faster.
There are no Gnome Barbarians. The average Gnome is too intelligent to be one.
How do you explain this?
tAutreW3QwK-7yRVz2SW_g.webp
7wA-rpqvS96AEwkYE7OSNQ.webp
The one on the left is a ranger and the one on the right is a druid.
I haven't heard either speaking Latin of Greek.
 

ERYFKRAD

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Strap Yourselves In Serpent in the Staglands Shadorwun: Hong Kong Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag. Pathfinder: Wrath I'm very into cock and ball torture I helped put crap in Monomyth
kobolds > gnomes
Wrong. Gnomes are the best.
Only at being the worst.
What about the famous gnome barbarians?
Used as footstools by Mongolian horse archers for getting on horseback faster.
There are no Gnome Barbarians. The average Gnome is too intelligent to be one.
How do you explain this?
tAutreW3QwK-7yRVz2SW_g.webp
7wA-rpqvS96AEwkYE7OSNQ.webp
The one on the left is a ranger and the one on the right is a druid.
Where's his golden sickle then?
 

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kobolds > gnomes
Wrong. Gnomes are the best.
Only at being the worst.
What about the famous gnome barbarians?
Used as footstools by Mongolian horse archers for getting on horseback faster.
There are no Gnome Barbarians. The average Gnome is too intelligent to be one.
How do you explain this?
tAutreW3QwK-7yRVz2SW_g.webp
7wA-rpqvS96AEwkYE7OSNQ.webp
The one on the left is a ranger and the one on the right is a druid.
Where's his golden sickle then?
It's in his tool shed for when he needs it to harvest turnips!
 

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kobolds > gnomes
Wrong. Gnomes are the best.
Only at being the worst.
What about the famous gnome barbarians?
Used as footstools by Mongolian horse archers for getting on horseback faster.
There are no Gnome Barbarians. The average Gnome is too intelligent to be one.
How do you explain this?
tAutreW3QwK-7yRVz2SW_g.webp
7wA-rpqvS96AEwkYE7OSNQ.webp
The one on the left is a ranger and the one on the right is a druid.
Where's his golden sickle then?
It's in his tool shed for when he needs it to harvest turnips!
that's not how turnips work.
 

MerchantKing

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kobolds > gnomes
Wrong. Gnomes are the best.
Only at being the worst.
What about the famous gnome barbarians?
Used as footstools by Mongolian horse archers for getting on horseback faster.
There are no Gnome Barbarians. The average Gnome is too intelligent to be one.
How do you explain this?
tAutreW3QwK-7yRVz2SW_g.webp
7wA-rpqvS96AEwkYE7OSNQ.webp
The one on the left is a ranger and the one on the right is a druid.
Where's his golden sickle then?
It's in his tool shed for when he needs it to harvest turnips!
that's not how turnips work.
You need the sickle to fend of griffins when picking turnips.
 

Taka-Haradin puolipeikko

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Codex 2016 - The Age of Grimoire Make the Codex Great Again! Grab the Codex by the pussy Bubbles In Memoria
kobolds > gnomes
Wrong. Gnomes are the best.
Only at being the worst.
What about the famous gnome barbarians?
Used as footstools by Mongolian horse archers for getting on horseback faster.
There are no Gnome Barbarians. The average Gnome is too intelligent to be one.
How do you explain this?
tAutreW3QwK-7yRVz2SW_g.webp
7wA-rpqvS96AEwkYE7OSNQ.webp
The one on the left is a ranger and the one on the right is a druid.
Where's his golden sickle then?
It's in his tool shed for when he needs it to harvest turnips!
that's not how turnips work.
You need the sickle to fend of griffins when picking turnips.
Dual wielding is barbarian's job.
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MerchantKing

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kobolds > gnomes
Wrong. Gnomes are the best.
Only at being the worst.
What about the famous gnome barbarians?
Used as footstools by Mongolian horse archers for getting on horseback faster.
There are no Gnome Barbarians. The average Gnome is too intelligent to be one.
How do you explain this?
tAutreW3QwK-7yRVz2SW_g.webp
7wA-rpqvS96AEwkYE7OSNQ.webp
The one on the left is a ranger and the one on the right is a druid.
Where's his golden sickle then?
It's in his tool shed for when he needs it to harvest turnips!
that's not how turnips work.
You need the sickle to fend of griffins when picking turnips.
Dual wielding is barbarian's job.
zZFVQCK-QFCrdkKxKRsnEg.webp
No. Barbarians use big axes, not sickles.
 

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The average Gnome is too intelligent to be one.

Takes an above average Gnome
To be intelligent?

To drive his enemies before him and hear the lamentations of their women.
The question is, do Kobolds even have women to lament?

Lizardbolds - someone gotta lay the eggs.

Dogbolds - someone gotta have the 8 titties.
 

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