Kodex Kommunistic Kastle. Fortress. Dwarf Fortress.

[Andnjord]

You'd better PRAY I don't survive in the fffffucking caverns! Coz right after I PWN this beast, itz YOUR ASS!!!

Speaking of which, what would happen in the unlikely case the Fortress wretchedly fails to fulfill Kalin's needs and he goes off the deep end? Does he keep his Kommissar STRONK MAN title and function?

 

[Kalin]

Whu- Are u boozlin me??? Feh! Whatevuh! When Tindul mines sum cassawuzas tho iz CHOP CHOP!

 

[Grimwulf]

Speaking of which, what would happen in the unlikely case the Fortress wretchedly fails to fulfill Kalin's need and he goes off the deep end? Does he keep his Kommissar STRONK MAN title and function?

If STRONGMAN Kalin commits suicide after going insane while KOMMANDER Grimwulf dies in the caverns after confronting the beast, then
well

Yes.

 

[Andnjord]

Speaking of which, what would happen in the unlikely case the Fortress wretchedly fails to fulfill Kalin's need and he goes off the deep end? Does he keep his Kommissar STRONK MAN title and function?

If STRONGMAN Kalin commits suicide after going insane while KOMMANDER Grimwulf dies in the caverns after confronting the beast, then
well

Yes.

Spoiler

 

[SmartCheetah]

Something tells me we're slowly closing to the epilogue !!FUN!! part of dwarf fortress 8)

 

[Azira]

Hey, I'll get to practice my medical arts it seems. That's a win in my book.

 

[Reinhardt]

Bourgeoisie desires.

There are dorfs who voted for library. If i'm going down i'm dragging everyone to hell with me!

 

[Lizzurd]

Can the thread be renamed for 1 season to Kodex Kapitalistic Kastle please?

 

[Helly]

Can the thread be renamed for 1 season to Kodex Kapitalistic Kastle please?

More like Kalin's Katastrophic Kommunity

 

[Reinhardt]

Kalin's Secret Hideout.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Kalin's Konfidenshul Klub.

It's like you're not even trying.

 

[Citizen]

More like Kalin's Katastrophic Kommunity

We need a new kommunistic anthem

 

[Kalin]

 

[vazha]

This HAS to be our pre-battle chant! For maximum dorfiness!

 

[sqeecoo]

The only good thing to come out of the Hobbit shitfest.

 

[Reinhardt]

The only good thing to come out of the Hobbit shitfest.

Megabeast was pretty good too.

 

[Hace El Oso]

This HAS to be our pre-battle chant! For maximum dorfiness!

It's nice enough singing, but it's a practically a funeral dirge. The idea is to go in there and put that thing's head on a pike!



It's even red.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Nope. This is the OG dorf.

 

[Chaosdwarft]

Woa, a full weekend passed, so much to catch up. I don't care I missed the vote, I trust our Great Leader Grimwulf !
By the way thank you for including some lines for my dwarf in the update, I guess I am just doing work outside of the fortress, which is good for my tan, people say I am pale as a vampire...
Also I refuse to be part of a melee squad, I fight for the right of every dwarf to be armed with a ranged weapon.

Ah yes we finally reached that part of a Dwarf fortress, where we either rise to the occasion and slain the legendary beast while we lose half our pops in the process and the other goes insane (that would even make Lovecraft blush).

 

[Bliblablubb]

16. Blubba is sentunced to 1 MONTH OF GULAG for disrespektun mah ATHORITY!

Probably the safest place in the KKK right now anyways. Will be nice to put some roots into real soil again for a while.
But don't be upset when half of your fortress comes crawling up to me after random barfight #7, because most of your beloved comrades lie in a puddle of blood because Azira ran out of socks again.

Well, when the real KKKommissar gets injured, you know where to bring him.


But. BUT! If anything happens to my 5 saplings while I am away, taking that ancient cavern beast on in a round of fisticuffs will look like vacation compared to what will come to you...

 

[vazha]

You re awfully quiet, Grimwulf . Did the unthinkable happen?

 

[Grimwulf]

Suffering a massive headache (the non-pleasant kind of hangover) after celebrating my old man's birthday. Can't even count your votes in my current condition.

I'll get back to it tomorrow. Right now I'm gonna shout at sqeecoo - it really eases the pain for some reason.

 

[Reinhardt]

You re awfully quiet, Grimwulf . Did the unthinkable happen?

He's busy in dominions LP.

 

[Demo.Graph]

Nope. This is the OG dorf.

Spoiler

It's obviously a grumpy old hobbit that sits beside a fireplace surrounded by a dozen grandkids. Nine-year old me is among them.

Spoiler

And you too.

 

[Demo.Graph]

Considering that Prolebashers' music would be played mostly with weapons (hammering on the walls), a choir of voices trying to scream their fear away, cheeks (liberal puffing for wind instruments) and, maaaybe, a combination of long nails and unwashed beards (for string instruments)... here's the march!