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Completed Let's Larp the Court of King Vale clumsily preparing a royal summit in Fit To Be A King

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by ValeVelKal, Jan 11, 2021.

  1. ValeVelKal Arcane

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    I'm Ridin' with Biden I'm Ridin' with Biden
    Our Court :
    Knight Citizen the Dog
    Knight Mondblut the Jester
    Andnjord the Steward
    Endemic the Seamstress
    Darth Roxxor the Cook
    Dayyalu the Butler
    Vazha the Vintner
    Helly the Executioner
    V_K the Ghost
    Father Azira
    Ol'Willy the minstrel
    Major_Blackhart the foreign diplomat
    Kalarion the horse master
    Sukhavati the Sultan daughter and new Consort
    Baud the master of the Hunt

    Jailed :

    Knight Strange Fellow the Guard Captain
    Moistcloister the old prisoner
    Tindrli the treasury guard


    People thrown into this even though they did not ask for anything
    Volourn the Consort - Executed
    Blakemore the Rival and King of not-France
    Kalin the not-French diplomat
    Emperor Dark Underlord
    Crispy the Countess and Lady-in-waiting
    Lilura the Knight
    Horatii the Kid
    Captain Draco the Sailor
    Maxie the inn-keeper
    Infinitron the Sultan
    Taxalot the merchant that left his country

    Part I : Introduction, clues already.
    Part II : Meeting my good staff, the mystery of the missing key.
    Part III : The Pope, the Father, the Ghost and me !
    Part IV : The Dung Village
    Part V : King Vale travels
    Part VI : Might & Magic
    Part VII : One wedding and one funeral
    Part VIII : The Man in the High Tower
    Part IX : The insanely wealthy beggar
    Part X : The Summit
    *******





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    Hear ! Hear !

    I am Vale the 5th

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    I am a very weak-willed King, so I need a list of people willing to be part of my Council. As I meet people, well, YOU, you will be added to my Council, we will decide DE-MO-CRA-TI-CA-LLY what our next moves are.
    Well, aristocratically, I guess.

    And of course, not sure what will happen to you once we meet, given the peculiar list of commands of the game :

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    The list of volunteers will be curated a bit, so the most active people in other let's play are pushed up. I expect you to play the part of whatever fate gives you !

    Also, before we start, as I just woke up in my room :

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    I am trying to remember which one of you is going to be my wife. My first wife, anyway :

    [​IMG]

    And of course, I need a name for a rival. TemplarGR ? Trump ? I take all proposals !

    [​IMG]


    Final note : this is highly experimental, and I only tested the game quickly to see if it would work for my... "project", so no complains.
     
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  2. Andnjord Arcane

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    I shall volunteer for your concil, sire! And may I propose as your beautiful bride, this fair maiden, blessed by the gods of the realm, the wondrous Strange Fallow!
     
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  3. Ol' Willy Dumbfuck! Dumbfuck Zionist Agent

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    If there's a place, count me in
     
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  4. Darth Roxor Prestigious Gentleman Wielder of the Huegpenis

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    The only man truly fit for a king is Kingcomrade :rpgcodex:

    Wife: Volourn
    Rival: Crispy
     
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  5. mondblut Arcane

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    What's that, an Ultima IV mod? My Liege, may I suggest to Graphics Mode? :smug:

    Okay, I suppose I could participate. Make me a Duke or something.
     
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  6. Citizen Arcane

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    waifu - scrooge
    rival - prosper
     
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  7. Endemic Arcane

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    Sure, I can be a duke\advisor\etc.
     
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  8. Andnjord Arcane

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    Actually, our resident Pretty Princess is the only valid choice for the King's wife.

    Show Spoiler
    Speaking of which, how did Volourn ever get that tag, anyone knows?
     
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  9. Helly Translating for brofists Patron

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    Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Shadorwun: Hong Kong Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Pathfinder: Kingmaker
    Oh boy, this ought to be good, count me in!
    Wife: Dakimakura
    Rival: DU
     
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  10. vazha Liturgist

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    Reporting for Spymaster or Court Herald duties. This time I will be productive, I promise!
    Also, if the game permits it, you should build a harem, housing concubines such as TemplarGr, Fluent, That Chinese dude that never shuts up and other Codexian celebrities.
    Item, may I propose your majesty's first punitive action to be the beheading of certain Felipepe for disgracing us with that horrendous "2020 RPG list"?
     
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  11. Andnjord Arcane

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    Since some members have already claimed their posts, I shall of course be the Lord Grand Admiral of the Navy.

    If we don't have a navy, then whichever position above that of toilet-scrubber will do :oops:
     
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  12. Helly Translating for brofists Patron

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    If roles are a thing I apply for eXecutioner :smug:
     
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  13. Strange Fellow Peculiar Patron Sad Loser

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    Oh, we're doing Macbeth now? I third Volourn for pretty princess, and I'm in for whatever.
    You're on thin ice, buddy.
     
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  14. ValeVelKal Arcane

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    I'm Ridin' with Biden I'm Ridin' with Biden
    The game would propose you to (F)orgive him or E(X)ecute him !
     
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  15. Dayyālu Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    +1

    The Dark Lord on its throne is a proper opponent.

    Also, dibs on Chamberlain. This gonna be fun.
     
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  16. Helly Translating for brofists Patron

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    Another good rival could be the man, the legend, CLEVE BLAKEMORE himself.
    Show Spoiler

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  17. ValeVelKal Arcane

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    I'm Ridin' with Biden I'm Ridin' with Biden
  18. Andnjord Arcane

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    I'll vote for this as our rival. The man is a walking comedic troupe rolled into one person.
     
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  19. vazha Liturgist

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    But we waaaaant to be Dukes and whatnots! Maybe play CK III after this then?
     
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  20. ValeVelKal Arcane

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    I'm Ridin' with Biden I'm Ridin' with Biden
    Part I : Introduction, clues already

    So here is our intuitu personae after all :

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    Bedroom with Steward Andnjord and dog Citizen (open)
    I wake up from a weird dream next to my Steward :

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    [​IMG]Well, let's talk to the guy.

    Note that what will be put like <this> is going to be the keywords I use. If you see several, that's because different keywords, same answer.


    [​IMG] Good morning, Your Majesty. A visitor awaits in your court, south. I do hope he's here to schedule the summit.
    [​IMG] <name> My mother named me Andnjord
    [​IMG] <mother> I do wish you hadn't executed her. Oh well!
    [​IMG] <job> I am your steward. I will help however I can.
    [​IMG] <steward> If you ever need help, just press H, that's what I always say.
    [​IMG] <summit> At the summit we'll meet with King Blakemore, and show him we're more wealthy. Ask me about the summit anytime! I love it!
    [​IMG] <Blakemore> A real showoff, that one. But we'll show him who's rich! Haha!
    [​IMG] <rich> You must show how rich you are at the summit!

    [​IMG] Oh really ? Well, let's get the first contribution from you, man
    [​IMG]

    [​IMG] Ah !

    [​IMG]Well, that's enough intro. Let's talk to the dog and see if it does anything :

    [​IMG] His collar says 'Citizen'
    [​IMG] <Citizen> Citizens seems to smile
    [​IMG] <job> Ruff!
    [​IMG] <summit> Citizen looks confused

    Well, I tried to tax the dogs but he, or she, has no cash on him, or her. Or it. Whatever.

    I opened the box (more gold !) and read the book :

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    [​IMG] Interesting advice !


    Consort Volourn's boudoir (open)
    Well, next room is my beautiful ? wife. [if anyone has the avatar of Volourn I am taking it !]

    [​IMG]Hello, dear Best wishes for your summit.
    [​IMG]<name> Volourn
    [​IMG] I should have known. Always hard to remind people's names.

    [​IMG]


    [​IMG]<job> To produce an hear one day, I suppose. I miss the old days
    [​IMG]<heir> We are working on it
    [​IMG] Someone is barren !
    [​IMG]<working> Volourn laughs and kisses you.
    [​IMG]<summit> I am worried about your safety at the summit. Do you need more guards ?
    [​IMG]<Yes> Oh very well ! I ll order them to attend.
    [​IMG]
    [​IMG]<Collect Taxes> We share our finances, dear.


    [​IMG] What is my wife reading ?

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    [​IMG]Ah ! She is a keeper !Well, what else is there to do here ? This maybe ?

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    [​IMG]I know ! There must be a secret passage behind the fire :

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    The Court with diplomat Kalin and jester Mondblut (open)

    [​IMG] Dang ! Well, let's go in the Court room then.

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    [​IMG] Ah, a throne, let's get all Regal !

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    [​IMG]Time to speak with that weird dude, and then the guy with the escort.

    [​IMG] That summit is an awful idea. But I know some jugglers and a minstrel
    [​IMG] <name> Mondblut, hoo hee!
    [​IMG] <idea> Your steward is the idea man!
    [​IMG] <jugglers>[<summit>] It's a waste of gold, but 200 will get you jugglers.
    [​IMG] <minstrel> He's usually asleep in the bluebells by the courtyard fountain. Just yell MINSTRELL and he'll awaken!
    [​IMG] Uhhhh first clue !
    [​IMG] <job> I am your jester. I have sworn to speak only truths!
    [​IMG] <truth> Like how that summit is an awful idea!
    [​IMG] <sworn> I have sworn to do my job indeed! Hoo Hee!
    [​IMG] <jester> Hoo gee! Tis the truth!
    [​IMG] <speak> If you command it, I must say that summit is an awful idea!
    [​IMG] <collect taxes> You pay me in onions, so here's your portion. Mondblut gives you a small onion. You throw it to the ground.



    And let's finish with the big guy :

    [​IMG] A visiting diplomat says : Bonjour. I suppose you wish to ask me about 'name' 'job' and 'summit'
    [​IMG] Thank you, Mr Tutorial !
    [​IMG] <name> I am Emissary Kalin, aide to King Blakemore, doing my job
    [​IMG] <Blakemore> He'll respect you more if the summit is appropriately grand.
    [​IMG] <grand> So the summit shall be !
    [​IMG] <job> I have been sent by King Blakemore to inform you he shall visit. Do you have enough finery prepared for the summit ?
    [​IMG] <No> Then perhaps you should have your servants being to prepare. King Blakemore will employ hils tailor, stablemaster, guard captain, vintner, and so on
    [​IMG] <tailor> <all other jobs in the list> Ask your steward about your staff. I've no idea.
    [​IMG] <summit> When you are ready, inform your steward. But King Blakemore will surely spend more lavishly than you could afford.
    [​IMG] <bye> Farewell, you majesty


    Back to Steward Andnjord (open)
    Well, I guess he asked me to go talk back to the Steward, so back to Steward Andnjord :

    [​IMG] We must bring more luxury to the summit than King Blakemore! I'ill tidy up while you prepare for the summit!
    [​IMG] Wait ! Wait ! Wait ! You already have new lines ?
    [​IMG] <Prepare> The summit will require quite some funds
    [​IMG] <funds> You've tucked savings around the castle. The treasury is full of gold but I heard the key is lost.
    [​IMG] <key><lost> The crown key ? Nobody knows what happened to it, sadly.
    [​IMG] <tailo.... wait no. You are going to tell me where to find them, and I don't care about this. I don't even know what a vintner is anyway. So later if I don't find them. BYE


    Some no name room (open)
    Now exploring the last room for today, immediately East of the Court Room :

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    [​IMG] More cash ! Also, there is a book titled "REFORM". I wonder what it says :

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    We stop for today ! Here is the known world :

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    Andnjord, mondblut and Citizen as the only members of the Court, you are to decide, in character (even you, Citizen), what am I going to do next :

    - Who am I going to Knight, if any !
    - Who am I going to eXecute, if any ! [Execution is two-stepped : the victim is first brought to the execution area, where he can still be Forgiven, or well, confirmed eXecuted.
    - Who do I Jail, if any !

    For divorce and marry, well, currently I can't divorce because of the Pope. I can't ordain my own priests, either. For now. Soooooon.
    I can't tax the guards. I try. I can do any of the rest, though.

    Also, where do I go next :

    - See my fair people in the village ?
    - See my servants (tailors and other), in the West ?
    - In the religious area, to maybe start the Reform ?

    And of course, if you want me to test keywords, I will do it.
     
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  21. Andnjord Arcane

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    Aaaw, what's a little mother-killing amongst friends :love:

    As for voting, I suggest thy Majesty visits our fair people, we shall need to (C)ollect Taxes from them first before we can hire the tailors.

    EDIT: Volourn's avatar is the default one, ergo:

    [​IMG]

    Also, she should say ROOOOOFLES!!! Like, a lot.
     
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  22. mondblut Arcane

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    Keep exploring the castle, Liege. This is how running a kingdom works.
     
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  23. vazha Liturgist

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    :Coughs politely: A vintner is a dude who deals (imports, sells, distributes) in wines of various sorts.
     
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  24. ValeVelKal Arcane

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    I'm Ridin' with Biden I'm Ridin' with Biden
    Part II : Meeting my good staff, the mystery of the missing key

    Treasury with Tindrli the guard (open)
    As suggested by my Jester, I explore the rest of my castle, collecting tax from everyone I meet and opening every single chest (for this reason I won't be telling you about these if they are just in the way).

    In the corner of the Court Room, there is a ladder down. VERY MYSTERIOUS.

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    So I get to check what is down there :

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    Ah ! The treasure course of course, which was below the throne room [check the Palais des Papes in Avignon for instance]. Well, I remember there is a key issue. Let's ask that guard :

    [​IMG] A soldier says : Welcome to the treasure. Sorry to hear about the key.
    [​IMG] <name> Tindrli
    [​IMG] <job> I guard your treasury
    [​IMG] <treasury> Aye, it's your treasure. If we had the key you could use it!
    [​IMG] <key> It had a little crown on it. Nobody knows where it went! Tindrli seems fidgety. You think she's lying.
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    Wait, this is very suspicious. Very suspicious. "She" guard ? In MY medieval age ?
    [​IMG] <lying> No I'm not! I mean, you wouldn't punish someone based on a feeling would you?
    [​IMG] <punish> Tindrli shrugs fearlessly
    [​IMG] <summit> Sounds like you'll need a lot of gold
    [​IMG] <gold> Plenty of gold in this here treasury.
    [​IMG] <Collect Taxes> Tindrli is paid in room and board
    [​IMG] <bye >Tell me when you find the key !

    [​IMG] Hmm. Let's get back to the throne room and explore the rest of the castle.


    Sewing room with Endemic the seamstress (open)
    In the West there is a bunch of corridors. I won't bear you describing every corridor, so I will just tell you the rooms I visited :

    - A room with a spinning wheel and some nice woman - a seamstress apparently.

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    I get to talk to her :

    [​IMG] You're looking very regal today. I look forward to the summit."
    [​IMG] <name> Endemic, at your service
    [​IMG] <job> I'm the castle tailor. I sew all the royal clothes.
    [​IMG] <castle> Finest in all the land, Your Majesty
    [​IMG] <regal> A gold suit will do nicely at the summit
    [​IMG] <suit> A suit of pure gold cloth for the summit will cost 500 gold. But you don't have that much.
    [​IMG] <summit> For 500 gold, I can sew a SUIT of gold
    [​IMG] 500 gold ? What's your margin on that !
    [​IMG] <tailor> I shall sew a royal suit for the summit
    [​IMG] <Collect Taxes> : Endemic gives you their taxes. + 30 gold!
    [​IMG] Before you go, can I ask you a question ?
    [​IMG] Er... yes ?
    [​IMG] Why did you pick me as the seamstress ?
    [​IMG] Well, I had a limited choice of people to pick. Your avatar looks like a woman, I may get to marry you and really I don't want to marry Strange Fellow's avatar.




    Kitchen and pantry with Darth Roxxor the Cook and Dayyalu the butler (open)
    - Next I visit the kitchen, next to witch there is a pantry :

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    Ah ! A fire ! Let me check whether it will be the fireplace of the game with the secret passage :

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    Ah ah ! Vindicated ! 25HP going, 25HP leaving, but +50 gold. You recover HP when sleeping in the throne room anyway.

    Now, talking time :

    [​IMG] A large cook says : We're cooking up a storm for the summit, Your Majesty
    [​IMG] WHY AM I THE COOK ? WHY AM I THE COOK ?
    [​IMG] Your avatar looks fat and satisfied. Plus, rats in kitchen, makes sense. Have you seen this documentary on restaurant made by Disney ?
    [​IMG]<job> I am a cook here in the castle kitchens
    [​IMG]<cook> The burns and cuts are all worth it
    [​IMG]<burns> <cuts> Don't worry yourself, Your Majesty.
    [​IMG]<castle> Finest in all the land, Your Majesty
    [​IMG]<summit> My dream is to cook a roast dragon... and eat a golden flan!
    [​IMG]<dragon> We'll need a brave knight to kill a dragon! Ask the Guard Captain
    [​IMG]<knight> The Guard Captain will know who is worthy of dragon slaying
    [​IMG] God ! Good thing I am doing this let's larp, I am not going to lose my notes.
    [​IMG]<Guard Captain> The Guard Captain should be in the barracks
    [​IMG]<flan> The butler knows the secret of the golden flan
    [​IMG]<butler> Yell for Dayyalu in the pantry. He sleeps in there sometimes.
    [​IMG] Collect Taxes : Darth Roxxor hands hover his waves. + 20 gold!

    Well, I know what to do in the pantry then. I [Y]ell Dayyalu, and what do you know...

    [​IMG] BUTLER ? SERIOUSLY ? WITH MY AVATAR ? I WANTED CHAMBERLAIN !
    [​IMG] The dude was sleeping on duty and you are Italian. Also, please stay in character
    [​IMG] Ah, hello. I wasn't sleeping, no. No.
    [​IMG] <sleeping> I do sleep too much. My apologies, Your Majesty
    [​IMG] <name> Was it not you who yelled ? I am Dayyalu, Your Majesty
    [​IMG] <job><butler> I am your faithful butler
    [​IMG] <summit> Perhaps I shall make a golden flan ?
    [​IMG] <flan> When you have 700 gold, we can make a delicious golden Flan
    [​IMG] <expensive> Oh, you know. About 800 gold worth
    [​IMG] Errr where does that 100 gold difference comes from ?
    [​IMG] Collect Taxes : John gives you their taxes. + 20 gold.


    Getting drunk with Vazha the Vintner (open)
    After visiting the pantry, I visit what is below the kitchen, and what do I see...

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    LOTS AND LOTS OF WINE CASKS. Also, clearly I am on the other side of the treasury ?

    I "U"se the casks a bit and what do you know :

    [​IMG]

    Direction is all scrambled, and I got those bubbles on my screen. Let's ask the dude there what he is doing :

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    [​IMG] Welcome to the cellar, Your Majesty
    [​IMG] I petitioned for spymaster and you give me VINTNER ?
    [​IMG] You were the only one knowing what a vintner was in the first place.
    [​IMG]<name> Vazha your majesty
    [​IMG] <job> I manage your royal wines
    [​IMG] <manage><priest> The priests make the wine and I manage it.
    [​IMG] <wine> Use the casks for a tipple, or I can order wine fountains for the summit
    [​IMG] <fountain> You'll finance wine fountains with 600 gold
    [​IMG] <No> Entirely reasonable, your Majesty
    [​IMG] <cellar> I manage several fine wines here, including those for the summit.
    [​IMG] <summit> Perhaps the fountains should flow with wine!
    [​IMG] <treasury> Your treasury is right next door! I hear the guard muttering at night...
    [​IMG] <muttering> I think she's planning a big trip soon!
    [​IMG] <trip><foreign> Something about escaping to a foreign continent
    [​IMG] <continent> You know, across the channel where Blakemore and Dark Underlord have their kingdoms
    [​IMG] <Blakemore> He's the worst!
    [​IMG] <Dark Underlord> Emperor Dark Underlod, he's on the move again.
    [​IMG] <channel> The body of water that separates us from Blakemore's kingdom
    [​IMG] OK so we are either not-France, or not-England. Given Kalin welcomed us with "Bonjour", I suppose the later.
    [​IMG] Anyway, this was all very interesting, thank you for the 30 coins in taxes, I will have to do something about Tindrli I suppose.


    Some minor rooms (open)
    Going up, I explore a bit the rest of the left wing of the building :

    I find a small room with...
    [​IMG]

    A LUTE !

    [​IMG]

    West of the kitchen there is also a a lader to the rampart :

    [​IMG]

    Overall, the explored layout looks like this at this point :

    [​IMG]

    Yeah, there are some enclosed space, I guess I need to reach from below or above.


    Helly the Executioner and Strange Fellow the Guard Captain (open)
    Anyway, I carry on, and go South of the pantry, finding myself...

    OUTSIDE !

    [​IMG]

    Further East, I find the Executioner :

    [​IMG]


    [​IMG] A fine day for executions, if you must
    [​IMG]<name> Helly for short.
    [​IMG] <job> I perform executions
    [​IMG] <execution> I perfom my role in one fell chop
    [​IMG]<chop> I perform executions with skill.
    [​IMG]<skill><role> Helly points to the bloody block before him
    [​IMG] <blood> We clean the block as best we can, Your Majesty
    [​IMG]<summit> I don't think I'll attend that.
    [​IMG] Ah, best way to bring a wave of fresh air to the party !
    [​IMG] <bye> I'll be here if you need an execution
    [​IMG] Thanks for thhe 50 gold tax. You gave more than some other.


    Finally, I explore the building to the West, it is the barracks !

    [​IMG]

    One guard has not much to say, but there is also...

    [​IMG] A guard captain says : inspecting the barracsk, Your Majesty ?
    [​IMG] <name> Captain Strange Fellow, Your Majesty
    [​IMG] <job> I'm your Captain of the Guard!
    [​IMG] <captain> I manage your soldiers
    [​IMG]<soldiers> Aye, we're training hard for the summit
    [​IMG] <guard> I hope we improve their armour before the summit
    [​IMG] I appreciate you saying "armour" the proper not-England English way.
    [​IMG] <armour> Well, we could buy fancy golden armour for 1000 gold, but it seems we don't have that much right now.
    [​IMG] This is getting ridiculously expensive at this point.
    [​IMG] <gold> Aye, there's plenty of gold in your treasury, I hope
    [​IMG] <treasury> <Tindrli> Your treasury is below the court. Tindrli is currently assigned there. She has been acting strange since we lost the crown key
    [​IMG] <key> I offered Tindrli a partner in case the thief returned, and she refused! Said she could take care of it by herself. For some reason, she likes being left alone down there.
    [​IMG] <alone> Treasury duty is unpopular... one's likely to go mad sitting in the dark with all that gold.
    [​IMG] <summit> I have some ideas about the summit... perharps better armor. I wish we had destrier, roast dragon, a choir, firebreathers, and jugglers!
    [​IMG] Whoa ! Whoa ! Whoa ! maybe you should not be Guard Captain but some stuff like Event Manager !
    [​IMG] <destriers> Your master of horse can order fine destriers, surely
    [​IMG] <roast dragon> You need a knight to slay a dragon ? For the kitchens, I am sure. I'll assign someone I forget the name right now. Tell her you need a roast dragon and she'll find one.
    [​IMG] Forget the name ?
    [​IMG] Might be someone important. Also a she. You could marry her maybe. We don't want to waste a character like this with a bad name.
    [​IMG] <person whose name you clearly forget> She prays in the town chapel, to the southwest
    [​IMG] <choir> Your chaplain wishes he could train a choir for the Pope
    [​IMG] <Pope> Some say you should (R)eform the Church and swear new laws on the Bible!
    [​IMG] <Bible> Captain makes the sign of the cross on himself
    [​IMG] You clearly had a lot to say. Thank you for the taxes !


    Finally, last element of our visit, we check below the barracks and it is the prison :

    [​IMG]

    There is a guard with not much conversation, but later everyone we [J]ail will end up here.




    Andnjord, Citizen, mondblut, tindrli, vazha, Dayyālu, Endemic, Darth Roxor, Helly and Strange Fellow - you are part of my Court. You are to decide, in character (even you, Citizen), what am I going to do next :

    - Who am I going to Knight, if any !
    - Who am I going to eXecute, if any ! [Execution is two-stepped : the victim is first brought to the execution area, where he can still be Forgiven, or well, confirmed eXecuted.
    - Who do I Jail, if any !

    Also, where do I go next :

    - See my fair people in the village ?
    - Finish exploring the Courtyard ?
    - Explore the ramparts ?
    - Go in the religious area ?

    Also, please tell me what you think of the format - too much dialogs ? Not too interesting ? etc ! Still time to stop this :).
     
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  25. Dayyālu Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

    Dayyālu
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    Good. First of all, I need a cap.

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    [​IMG] That looks like shit.

    I don't care, it's historically accurate and you need a hat. The hat makes the man, remember our lessons of religious art. The hat.

    [​IMG] It still looks like shit.

    In character now, shush

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    My king! In this treacherous age, you should always be careful about thieves!. So, I suggest to keep a good eye on your Treasury Guard! Maybe, if my fellow courtiers agree, we should [J]ail her. Just to be safe and to keep safe my our your gold.

    [​IMG] Also, it should be proper to check the religious situation of the Kingdom. For sure no one here would be more loyal to the blessed Pope than to you, fair king, but a closer check could be in order.

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    I have no idea about the structure of the game, but if it's an Ultima-like I don't know if your system will keep up. Worth a try nonetheless, I guess!
     
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