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In Progress Let''s Play: The X-COM Files 0.5.2b Alpha! BLIND! ITS BAAAACK!!
- Thread starter The Brazilian Slaughter
- Start date
The Brazilian Slaughter
Arcane
So I've been thinking - how far should I take this LP? I don't spoil everyone with everything, I mainly did this LP for amusement, and because I want to promote Solarius Scorch's cool mod. Finish first cult arc? End of 1997? Of course there's a lot more stuff to add to the mod I'm sure, but I don't want to take that feeling of newness from anyone, you know what I mean?
Anyway, on to the episode!
Episode XXI. Artic Night of the Living Dead
Anyway, on to the episode!
Episode XXI. Artic Night of the Living Dead
Last Episode, on the X-COM Files....
KILL IT KILL IT!
MotherMachinae gives the invisible zombies the what for!
What, you didn't know there were invisible zombies there? If you could see them, they would't be invisible anymore!
MotherMachinae misses and hits a very visible zombie instead.
Average Manatee decides to test how well uzi bursts do when fired into a horde of zombies! RATATATATATA
DAMN THAT TREE
I bet he could have killed one of those if not for the trees in the front!
He does kill a invisible zombie standing in the back, near the darkness. You can't see it (its invisible!)
Our Mechanical Manslaughterer Modron applies the traditional oral remedy to zombie disease - a .12ga dose of buckshot lead, administered orally.
Maybe we should up the dosage?
"Hey humiez, we got a anal probe on the calibration. You can say a statement before procedure."
"I think not taking the Pancor Jackhammer shotgun and making more was a grave, grave mistake the american government made. They should have brought the patents and made them en-masse. They really compromised themselves ethically and civilizationally on that one"
"Gotcha human beyootch, its all recorded. Now gotta go, they got a grey on the deck."
Zombies are quite damn tough, that bitch just soaked two full-power magnum rounds like it was made of nothing
Luckly, their AI is retarded and rather than swarming me en masse, they shuffle around half-heartedly.
But we still have upwards of ten zombies surrounding our van and we can let the freaking Zombie Apocalypse overrun Greenland. Its like starting the plague on Madagascar first!
I don't want to flee the Tiberium just to get eaten by zombies!
Desperately, we try to beat back the zombie onslaught and thank the Maker they're too retarded to swarm at us all at once
You can't see it, but we took down like four invisible zombies already.
Azira spots one zombie too close for confort!
Bom Cristo! Can't you people shoot straight?
Too close! MotherMachinae gets his block and machete ready for close-combat!
How do you miss something that close?!
MotherMachinae, first victim of the Zombie Apocalypse
Fun fact: The zombie that just ate MotherMachinae's brains is not the one you think it was. I guess, because it came from another direction. Should have watched our six.
Average Manatee II, you were literally average
Now only two remain, and they decide that despite all these zombies surrounding them, and the fact they can hear zombies trying to crack their friends' skulls to munch on the gooey stuff inside, its time for some BOLD ACTION
Bold action in one, two, three!
(I have no idea where the hell the score screen is. Must have forgotten to take it!)
Realistically, they would die from lack of oxygenation if that was just a bigger spider. Insects can't get this big nowdays.
What, you thought you could simply supersize a insect?
*hitler voice*
OV COURZE! DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SCIENCE?
(not very thick? I have seen those things survive two magnum shots!)
For people from the former Eastern Bloc:
- That shop owner you always get your stuff from? He's with Red Dawn.
- Your car mechanic? Red Dawn mechanic.
- Supermarket, local corporations? All used by Red Dawn too. You know those "employer only" doors? That's where the Red Dawn folk reunite.
- Your friends... are they friends... or Comrades?
Remember folks, the Red Menace lurks everywhere!
*Announcement: The Management of the X-COM Bureau of Investigations does not condemn nor condone communism or any other ideology. We would prefer, however, if members kept their ideological inclinations to acceptable levels. And please co-operate with our background checks, thank you.
Damn commie bureocrats!
*We also believe spreading rumours that state, quote, "communism is a alien weapon to weaken mankind!" or also "Aliens sabotaged the Motherland!" is harmful to troop morale and leads to pointless conspiracy theories. Thank you.
Our best researchers are on the zombie mystery AND EXALT!
ANOTHER ONE!!
Next mission: A battle in the sands!
KILL IT KILL IT!
MotherMachinae gives the invisible zombies the what for!
What, you didn't know there were invisible zombies there? If you could see them, they would't be invisible anymore!
MotherMachinae misses and hits a very visible zombie instead.
Average Manatee decides to test how well uzi bursts do when fired into a horde of zombies! RATATATATATA
DAMN THAT TREE
I bet he could have killed one of those if not for the trees in the front!
He does kill a invisible zombie standing in the back, near the darkness. You can't see it (its invisible!)
Our Mechanical Manslaughterer Modron applies the traditional oral remedy to zombie disease - a .12ga dose of buckshot lead, administered orally.
Maybe we should up the dosage?
"Hey humiez, we got a anal probe on the calibration. You can say a statement before procedure."
"I think not taking the Pancor Jackhammer shotgun and making more was a grave, grave mistake the american government made. They should have brought the patents and made them en-masse. They really compromised themselves ethically and civilizationally on that one"
"Gotcha human beyootch, its all recorded. Now gotta go, they got a grey on the deck."
Zombies are quite damn tough, that bitch just soaked two full-power magnum rounds like it was made of nothing
Luckly, their AI is retarded and rather than swarming me en masse, they shuffle around half-heartedly.
But we still have upwards of ten zombies surrounding our van and we can let the freaking Zombie Apocalypse overrun Greenland. Its like starting the plague on Madagascar first!
I don't want to flee the Tiberium just to get eaten by zombies!
Desperately, we try to beat back the zombie onslaught and thank the Maker they're too retarded to swarm at us all at once
You can't see it, but we took down like four invisible zombies already.
Azira spots one zombie too close for confort!
Bom Cristo! Can't you people shoot straight?
Too close! MotherMachinae gets his block and machete ready for close-combat!
How do you miss something that close?!
MotherMachinae, first victim of the Zombie ApocalypseFun fact: The zombie that just ate MotherMachinae's brains is not the one you think it was. I guess, because it came from another direction. Should have watched our six.
Average Manatee II, you were literally average
Now only two remain, and they decide that despite all these zombies surrounding them, and the fact they can hear zombies trying to crack their friends' skulls to munch on the gooey stuff inside, its time for some BOLD ACTION
Bold action in one, two, three!
(I have no idea where the hell the score screen is. Must have forgotten to take it!)
Realistically, they would die from lack of oxygenation if that was just a bigger spider. Insects can't get this big nowdays.
What, you thought you could simply supersize a insect?
*hitler voice*
OV COURZE! DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SCIENCE?
(not very thick? I have seen those things survive two magnum shots!)
For people from the former Eastern Bloc:
- That shop owner you always get your stuff from? He's with Red Dawn.
- Your car mechanic? Red Dawn mechanic.
- Supermarket, local corporations? All used by Red Dawn too. You know those "employer only" doors? That's where the Red Dawn folk reunite.
- Your friends... are they friends... or Comrades?
Remember folks, the Red Menace lurks everywhere!
*Announcement: The Management of the X-COM Bureau of Investigations does not condemn nor condone communism or any other ideology. We would prefer, however, if members kept their ideological inclinations to acceptable levels. And please co-operate with our background checks, thank you.
Damn commie bureocrats!
*We also believe spreading rumours that state, quote, "communism is a alien weapon to weaken mankind!" or also "Aliens sabotaged the Motherland!" is harmful to troop morale and leads to pointless conspiracy theories. Thank you.
Our best researchers are on the zombie mystery AND EXALT!
ANOTHER ONE!!
Next mission: A battle in the sands!
victory or death, fagget
there is no other way out
Give it all to us. You put the updates behind spoiler tags. People who don't want to be spoilt can simply choose not to click on the tags.
Victory or death!
lightbane
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Is that important? I mean, the game is still an alpha, surely the endgame is not really developed (although it won't be hard to do if they transition to 'regular' X-com gameplay).
WHERE'S THE UPDATE, LEBOWSKI?
Zdzisiu
Arcane
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The Aliens won, they always do in the end.
WHERE'S THE UPDATE, LEBOWSKI?
48 enemies in one map? 
Yeah, you need to bring more ammo. And explosives, obviously.
Yeah, you need to bring more ammo. And explosives, obviously.
49 enemies, holy fucking shit
Also, scorpions in a desert count as "strange life form" now?
Also, scorpions in a desert count as "strange life form" now?
Modron
Arcane
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Can never be too careful after all Itz Came From the Desert.49 enemies, holy fucking shit
Also, scorpions in a desert count as "strange life form" now?
lightbane
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http://openxcom.org/forum/index.php/topic,4595.0.html New version uploaded! Also, merry Christmas everyone!
Ho. Lee. Fuck.
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Medal?
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Medal?
lol at the wolf3d doge sprite
profreshinal
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First soldier to reach mark V. Ready to redeploy sir!
Baron Dupek
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Deadly Futanaril? I think you have spy among your band...
Red_Comrade
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Damn, this LP is really epic!
May i enlist in XCOM Forces? Preferably from Russia.
Also, this mod really seems like it's a prequel to PirateZ, heh.
May i enlist in XCOM Forces? Preferably from Russia.
Also, this mod really seems like it's a prequel to PirateZ, heh.
lightbane
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This pic continues to be relevant...
I like how the aliens apparently took every bit of data about hostile creatures in mythology and pop-culture they could get their hands on in order to flood the Earth with these.
IIRC dog-armor is something being worked on yeah. I hope it eventually evolves to cybernetic dogs, K-9 style.
I like how the aliens apparently took every bit of data about hostile creatures in mythology and pop-culture they could get their hands on in order to flood the Earth with these.
IIRC dog-armor is something being worked on yeah. I hope it eventually evolves to cybernetic dogs, K-9 style.
Baron Dupek
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disgusting homo action on my dead gay body
wait
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