(NSFW 18+) CarsFuckingDragons RPG Part 1 : The Search for Dragon Pussy

[Barrishimi]

STORE PAGE is now up for our first game! Feel free to put it on your wishlist!
"The Tower of Wowers" (on STEAM!) : https://store.steampowered.com/app/1606030/The_Tower_of_Wowers/

 

[Barrishimi]

Apparently we also have TWITTER (yeah they forced us into it --- apprently we're mainstream as fuck now!!!) --- follow us along and we can follow you!!! @NecroCatic <3 Happy 420 all!

 

[Barrishimi]

Just a small update : www.necrocaticgames.com is now online!! Additionally, we also posted a song from the OST here : "The Dragon of Filth" from "The Tower of Wowers" OST - YouTube

Thanks for the support my friends!!

 

[Konjad]

I wonder what Akatosh would think if the Dovahkiin used their shouts to tame and fuck a Dragon
Like imagine how different the song would be if the dragonborn bent Alduin over, dressed him up like a bosmer, and went ham on that tight little dragon bussy. Just to shoot an enormous load. I bet if the Dovahkiin could use become ethereal so they could crawl inside of massive Alduins rectum and use his prostate. So when he tries to fly away the Dovahkiin just squeezes it and dragon jizz flies out all over Tsun and the champions as they watch on in disbelief.

 

[Barrishimi]

What a glorious day to wake up. To think --- I woke up and just heard about Konrad's masterpiece. THE SKY RIMJOB ADVENTURES. hahaha. Man, fucking laughing my ass off, I needed that. Thank you!!! haha.

P.S - We made a sale on our merch store overnight! Yipeeeeee!

 

[Barrishimi]

Hello everyone! I am writing you to let you know that NecroCatic Games' first release comes out in only a few short days, "THE TOWER OF WOWERS" hits Steam Store on the 31st!! Then after this, we can focus 100% on CARSFUCKINGDRAGONS and finish that one up!!

 

[50726f73706572]

Now it all make sense.

 

[Barrishimi]

Holy SHIT! Our game is out in a hour on STEAM! That's huuuge!

 

[Black]

Codex really houses the greatest and most creative minds.

 

[Barrishimi]

Hello, Black!! I just gave birth to a shit baby with help of my dev team and Steam. I was dilating and everything, my poo water broke and now we have a (kinda healthy but certainly ugly) baby on our hands. Wanna hooooold it!?!?

 

[Black]

Black is my slave name.

 

[Barrishimi]

Ummm, Mr. Black.. Sir. *curtsies*

 

[Barrishimi]

I am proud to announce that CarsFuckingDragons will be coming to STEAM! I paid the fee earlier today and writing the description, system requirements are more for this glorious game. Once it is approved (over the next week) I will post the link and share it with you all! Thanks for the support.

 

[Barrishimi]

Wow, the STEAM store really allows just anybody to release anything they want to it. Games about collecting pieces of shit... Games about collecting dragon cum as currency!!! I AM PROUD TO SAY : It has been approved... CarsFuckingDragons on Steam (steampowered.com) !! <3

 

[Barrishimi]

Oh... My... Goodness. To give you all the latest and greatest news of all things NecroCatic --- I started streaming. Even though I am phenomenally shy, what better way to break out of that!?

My games need some advertising too, right? What better way to do that as well!! I encouraged a few streamers to play "The Tower of Wowers" (our debut game) and even one stream "CarsFuckingDragons" and they been getting some traction!

Well --- today we, along with YOUR LEGENDARY HELP, managed to get **TWITCH AFILILATE** (that's HUGE NEWS!!!) so I invite you all to check out our games and some of the past streams (we are currently 8 episodes in). MY CAT EVEN GIVES KISSES (Cute Kitty - Twitch)!

Get your asses in here! NecroCaticGames - Twitch

You all have a little wait until CARSFUCKINGDRAGONS comes out on OCT 1st, so why not!? <3

 

[mediocrepoet]

 

[Barrishimi]

The TRAILER for CarsFuckingDragons is now finished and can be viewed here : CarsFuckingDragons (steampowered.com) or *NSFW* CarsFuckingDragons Trailer - YouTube

Thank you for your support!! HAILS the meow!!! <3

 

[Barrishimi]

CFD will release OCT 1st, 2021 (on STEAM)!!

 

[Hag]

What a time to be alive.
Congrats, the motivation you put in your madness certainly is refreshing.

 

[Ranselknulf]

Majestic Incline.

 

[CancerUnlimited]

Barri. What random generator did you use?

 

[Barrishimi]

Barri. What random generator did you use?

The game is made in RPG Maker MV.

Thank you very much for the support and encouraging words!! I really appreciate it.

 

[Barrishimi]

I am happy to announce the game is available now on STEAM! Wahoo, we did it!!! WE DID IT!!! <3

 

[Konjad]

D1P for me

 

[Konjad]

 

[AdolfSatan]

10/10
Congratulations on the release Barrishimi !

How comes this isn't on the frontpage?

 

[Barrishimi]

10/10
Congratulations on the release Barrishimi !

How comes this isn't on the frontpage?

THANK YOU SO MUCH! As for the front page, I'm trying to fix that. I just posted a image of the game to r/DragonsFuckingCars to get a little reaction ( Dragons Fucking Cars?! - Imgur ) and there's 50k subs there, vs r/carsfuckingdragons which only has 20k subs. Let's try and get this bitch to the front page, AdoltSatan is on to something!!

On a great note, I noticed the wishlists have fucking DOUBLED since release (just a couple days) from 100 to 200 respectively. NUTS!!!! Car draggin' on asphalt nuts. lol.

 

[Konjad]

10/10
Congratulations on the release Barrishimi !

How comes this isn't on the frontpage?

THANK YOU SO MUCH! As for the front page, I'm trying to fix that. I just posted a image of the game to r/DragonsFuckingCars to get a little reaction ( Dragons Fucking Cars?! - Imgur ) and there's 50k subs there, vs r/carsfuckingdragons which only has 20k subs. Let's try and get this bitch to the front page, AdoltSatan is on to something!!

On a great note, I noticed the wishlists have fucking DOUBLED since release (just a couple days) from 100 to 200 respectively. NUTS!!!! Car draggin' on asphalt nuts. lol.

He meant RPGCodex.net frontpage, which I agree your game deserves (it's better than many games that are posted there), so I made a suggestion on site feedback:
https://rpgcodex.net/forums/threads...g-recently-released-by-a-fellow-dexer.140389/

 

[Barrishimi]

Hello!!! I am giving RPG Codex a quick update! Tonight, on VAUGHNS EVIL LAIR, we will be playing CarsFuckingDragons and I am personally inviting you to check out a live play through! I will be joining him for a little interview. Should be starting in about 10 mins.

https://www.twitch.tv/vaughnsevillair

There WILL be Cars... and Dragons... and fornication!!! <3