Beowulf
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That's why you don't hold your farts
Argonians are in Gothic too!
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Do they have maids and how lusty are they?
That's why you don't hold your farts
Argonians are in Gothic too!
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coomer mods manage to look even worse than oblivion characters, impressive
coomer mods manage to look even worse than oblivion characters, impressive
The coomer mod looks worse.coomer mods manage to look even worse than oblivion characters, impressive
You need your memory checked.
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Game is Spacebourne btw, it's made one by guy in Turkey. Terrible voice acting/translation, fun gameplay.
The coomer mod looks worse.coomer mods manage to look even worse than oblivion characters, impressive
You need your memory checked.
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Coomer mod hits heavy uncanny valley and looks retarded+autistic implying the coomer who installed it is probably a groomer too. At least the oblivion face just looks bad and weird.The coomer mod looks worse.coomer mods manage to look even worse than oblivion characters, impressive
You need your memory checked.
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Game is Spacebourne btw, it's made one by guy in Turkey. Terrible voice acting/translation, fun gameplay.
Please put me on ignore you retarded faggotGame is Spacebourne btw, it's made one by guy in Turkey. Terrible voice acting/translation, fun gameplay.
Yes, you could have just put that in the original post, but we realize that would have been 1 less post for you.
Please put me on ignore you retarded faggotGame is Spacebourne btw, it's made one by guy in Turkey. Terrible voice acting/translation, fun gameplay.
Yes, you could have just put that in the original post, but we realize that would have been 1 less post for you.
Nope, I just want you to put me on ignore. Or you could just kill yourself, whatever works for you tbh.Please put me on ignore you retarded faggotGame is Spacebourne btw, it's made one by guy in Turkey. Terrible voice acting/translation, fun gameplay.
Yes, you could have just put that in the original post, but we realize that would have been 1 less post for you.
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Nope, I just want you to put me on ignore. Or you could just kill yourself, whatever works for you tbh.Please put me on ignore you retarded faggotGame is Spacebourne btw, it's made one by guy in Turkey. Terrible voice acting/translation, fun gameplay.
Yes, you could have just put that in the original post, but we realize that would have been 1 less post for you.
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The coomer mod looks like TikTok. Those Brezhnev brows and the cheek make-up.Coomer mod hits heavy uncanny valley and looks retarded+autistic implying the coomer who installed it is probably a groomer too. At least the oblivion face just looks bad and weird.The coomer mod looks worse.coomer mods manage to look even worse than oblivion characters, impressive
You need your memory checked.
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The coomer mod looks like TikTok. Those Brezhnev brows and the cheek make-up.Coomer mod hits heavy uncanny valley and looks retarded+autistic implying the coomer who installed it is probably a groomer too. At least the oblivion face just looks bad and weird.The coomer mod looks worse.coomer mods manage to look even worse than oblivion characters, impressive
You need your memory checked.
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Nice of them to port a ps1 game to android, I supposed![]()
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Dead Space (2011) on Android
Struggling with the touch controls was so exhausting the 3-hour campaign ended up feeling... longer. Controller support, virtual or physical, would have gone a long way.
Despite its title it's actually happening right before Dead Space 2. There's not much to say, you're going through the motions, killing enemies, upgrading your suit and weapons, etc. If there's one word that wiki keyboard monkeys love more than "however", it's weasel words such as "unknown". Apparently Vandal's fate is unknown, even though in Dead Space 2 you find her last audio log near a female corpse. Damn, a mistari.
My handheld is very underpowered (X15 with some 1.3GHz MTK chip) and yet the game looks absolutely stunning on a small screen, with an unflinching 60FPS. Had the Play Store been taken seriously sooner, who knows how many "real" games would be available that any piece of trash could run flawlessly.
Of course it's a simplified and minimalist spin-off, akin to Deus Ex: The Fall or even Rainbow Six: Shadow Vanguard. It doesn't hold up to the mainline home titles, but it really isn't supposed to; it's a little fix on the go, and at that it mostly succeeds.
More like PS2.Nice of them to port a ps1 game to android, I supposed
Fucked if I know, not a console peasant.More like PS2.Nice of them to port a ps1 game to android, I supposed
There was a moment early on in the development of smartphone gaming where there seemed to be real promise there. You had games like Wolfenstein RPG or The Quest which somehow managed to make the style of Western RPGs that was long dead surprisingly popular among new audiences, you had serious attempts at original AA(A) smartphone titles like Infinity Blade or spin-offs of popular IPs that showed actual effort and budget behind them. And then...PS2 is also the comparison I had in mind, resolution aside. My first dip into native Android games was The Bard's Tale and Virtua Tennis on some garbo phone back in 2015; that piece of shit was struggling with PS1 emulators but could run 6th-gen era visuals like it was nothing, there's really an entire stillborn ecosystem where PS2-tier games could have happened. Of course, for an infinity of reasons, Candy Crush and Angry Birds got there first.