Screenshot thread

[GrafvonMoltke]

Goddamn this thread is great for tits.

 

[GrafvonMoltke]

Oh the memories.

 

[Theodora]

═█═ That plethora of agent 47 ... clones(?) is super unnerving.

I mean, what exactly is that expression?

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Goddamn this thread is great for tits.

Is there a lower limit to how many polygons is enough?

 

[Jaedar]

true.

 

[═█═]

I mean, what exactly is that expression?

The first Hitman game is about 47 assassinating all the former French foreign legionaries gone crime bosses that got together and provided funding and their genes to get a small army of genetically engineered killers. At the end of the game he gets tasked with cleaning up the last loose thread, a psychiatric doctor who just perfected mind control, but 47 finds this hidden entrance to the underground secret labs in the mental hospital the target was in and the guy who created him sends a bunch of the next batch after him, Agent 48's. The last revision was getting the obedience training right thanks to the guy that was just killed.

So like imagine if some corporate fuckhead could't just shut down your bank account and unperson you from civil society if you said the wrong thing but could control your mind and force you to to do whatever he wanted with a smile. That's what they're supposed to look like. Like they're forced to look happy while killing what is basically their brother but deep down they want to kill themselves and are miserable. So they're supposed to seem creepy and uncanny.

I know some people have a mind control fetish, ugh, but this is not the sexy kind.

 

[Theodora]

The first Hitman game is about 47 assassinating all the former French foreign legionaries gone crime bosses that got together and provided funding and their genes to get a small army of genetically engineered killers. At the end of the game he gets tasked with cleaning up the last loose thread, a psychiatric doctor who just perfected mind control, but 47 finds this hidden entrance to the underground secret labs in the mental hospital the target was in and the guy who created him sends a bunch of the next batch after him, Agent 48's. The last revision was getting the obedience training right thanks to the guy that was just killed.

Whewie, that's a plot and a half. I wish modern games embraced the extreme, camp writing that seemingly used to be more of a thing when they didn't have the budget for artsy writing; it beats the generic storytelling so many AAAs have today.

I know some people have a mind control fetish, ugh, but this is not the sexy kind.

No kidding. Thanks for explaining!

 

[Vic]

The first Hitman game is about 47 assassinating all the former French foreign legionaries gone crime bosses that got together and provided funding and their genes to get a small army of genetically engineered killers. At the end of the game he gets tasked with cleaning up the last loose thread, a psychiatric doctor who just perfected mind control, but 47 finds this hidden entrance to the underground secret labs in the mental hospital the target was in and the guy who created him sends a bunch of the next batch after him, Agent 48's. The last revision was getting the obedience training right thanks to the guy that was just killed.

Whewie, that's a plot and a half. I wish modern games embraced the extreme, camp writing that seemingly used to be more of a thing when they didn't have the budget for artsy writing; it beats the generic storytelling so many AAAs have today.

I know some people have a mind control fetish, ugh, but this is not the sexy kind.

No kidding. Thanks for explaining!

godammit I opened this thread to see some nice screenshots and get away from the drama in other threads and the first thing I see is you here talking about sex and shit. I hope they ban you.

 

[═█═]

Whewie, that's a plot and a half. I wish modern games embraced the extreme, camp writing that seemingly used to be more of a thing when they didn't have the budget for artsy writing; it beats the generic storytelling so many AAAs have today.

Video games are a serious medium now by serious writers for very serious audiences (s) and we can't have too much fun with them (not s). (╯_╰)

 

[Theodora]

the first thing I see is you here talking about sex and shit. I hope they ban you.

I didn't mention sex, the person replying to me made a joke. God damn, chillout and stop getting your panties in a twist because I'm talking about video games on a video game forum.

 

[turkishronin]

Literally me

 

[spekkio]

BROs, I'm in a biohazard spree! Finished Resident Evil 3 - Nemesis (Gamecube), using Seamless HD Project.

Clearly a decline when compared to RE2, but taking into consideration a sad state the series is ATM, it's a very solid game. Still, judging by my old saves, I've played it twice in the past, yet I remembered almost nothing, except a few locations / situations. At the same time, I have RE1 & RE2 burned into ma brainz.

Also a super weird game when it comes to difficulty: Easy is way too easy, Hard is super hard (has probably more enemies than both RE1 & RE2 combined). Nemesis gets really irritating really fast too.

blocky chicks & dudes inside

Normal costume:

Biker costume:

Dancer costume:

Bulky Mexican costume:

Pro-vaxx propaganda:

Sexy cop costume:

Regina the Dino Slayer costume:

Time to take out the trash:

Verdict:

Generous back then (released after RE1 & RE2)
Solid now (after CV, RE4 and later abominations)

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

I finally finished Demon Front, which is a shooter heavily influenced by Metal Slug series. Excellent animation and pixel art, really well done game all around.

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[Blutwurstritter]

Some Mechwarrior 5 action, I can really recommend turning the HUD off with ALT+K once you enter close combat. It feels great shooting stuff without all those annoying distractions on screen. I'd really wish they made an ingame HUD that is based on "physical" cockpit objects that your figure interacts with. That could give mechs even more of a unique feeling and could be used to differentiate them further, with even more options to configure your mech and especially how it looks and feels.

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[Humanophage]

CoD MW2 DMZ mode (aka non-autistic Tarkov) with the mates

This wins the award for the most Armenian-looking woman in digital media.

 

[Cat Headed Eagle]

Babe what's wrong? You haven't touched your Gazpacho ocean yet

 

[NecroLord]

CoD MW2 DMZ mode (aka non-autistic Tarkov) with the mates

This wins the award for the most Armenian-looking woman in digital media.

That nose, am I right?

 

[GrafvonMoltke]

Someone post in the WOULD? thread so I can smash that YES! button

 

[turkishronin]

 

[GrafvonMoltke]

Why do I keep dying so much? Am I old? Is that it?

 

[Bigg Boss]

Just disposing of these corpses like mama taught me.

 

[GrafvonMoltke]

Just disposing of these corpses like mama taught me.

Could Kojimbo sink any lower?

 

[Bigg Boss]

Not sure. I think he is like the nerdy game designer off Grandmas Boy tbh.

 

[Sunri]

my cool Pokémons

 

[GrafvonMoltke]

my cool Pokémons

Very nice.

Let's see Paul Allen's pokemon.