Definitely turned stomachs!
Ha ha ha : D
This hag is not a fucking elf!
Can I has all those reasons?
A drill seargant to drill you good, huh? I knew there was something off about your friend...
Hahaha, one of the better parts of the game, sadly.
Random characters with portraits are really pissing me off in Hong Kong.
I am the ultimate hacker.
At first glance, this shitty background looks pretty nice.
Vampire School?
Usually, idiotic rules can be fixed with some dick drawings on relevant pages in the rulebook. I think it sends stronger message than just ripping them out.
Lol.
Hmmm!
Wow, try to be more obvious, eh?
Cork mage!
Fuck, immediately imagined spirit of Mario looking over some house's piping.
First read that as Blessed Autofap, hahaha...
I like him already!
Too bad the game never picks up on the fact that my char just ate some metahuman meat.
Lol, such a simple and true to life answer to why most ghouls stink.
So fucking wise.
Add bottle and can opener functions and you've got yourself a deal.
Mafia sitcom with fake laughing audience would be bloody hilarious.
How convenient for your personal drama.
Sure, anybody who has bunch of roboplushie drones to whack them off every night would want to be left alone.
Uh... how long till you open undeground fight club and start terrorizing the city?
That movie was not bad.
This guy looked much cooler in the intro.
Uh huh...
I know that
Are we really doing this, game?
Sigh... I figured out the plot of this fucking game right after I read the briefing for Feng Shui sabotage in Wuxing skyscraper and joined the dots with that little sidequest in Walled City where that idiotic student asked me to fix flow of qi in the area. And looks like the devs will try to force "big reveal" to the point where companions themselves will start acting as if they had nothing to do with this stuff already. Well, fuck you too.
Oh fuck this game's entire plot, this guy... this fucking guy!
I would describe it as "tacky".
And you are beautiful creature
Yes, tell me all about the bad ending.
Ok...
For what it's worth, I'm glad that I did, Ray.
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The outro movie was fucking lame, "ultimate sacrifice", shitty zoom on three characters that kinda alienates both the player and rest of the companions. Meh. And the game is too fucking boring for me to care about other endings. I'm done with this, Dragonfall had just some moralizing companions, Hong Kong is just stupid!
Oh I like you, mister reporter.
Team Obvious STFU
I guess it's time to go to sleep and end the campaign.